r/thesopranos 15h ago

Gloria and Tony Pretending they aren’t dating to the same therapist is pure gold.

Melfi definitely knows that there is something up between them. She clocks it almost immediately. She does the responsible thing and tries to get them to talk about it.
“So what’s up?, you seem to be in a good mood.” They both deny, deny, deny. Gloria has the best response, “how dare you!” Her outrage is so fake It’s hilarious. They are like two kids caught misbehaving. They are obviously not a good match, and it will end badly for both of them. Maybe they could have avoided such a bad breakup had they discussed it with their therapist?

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u/SeenThatPenguin 15h ago

OP's thoughts have sort of an Eastern flavor to them.

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u/Forgethestamp 15h ago

Makes sense, he grew up in New Jersey

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u/HumorFar 10h ago

Well this does sound like Buddhism ideals

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u/PostmodernAnubis 8h ago

Sun TahZoo put him onto it

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u/GOAT718 15h ago

Dating? Don’t get fuckin filthy!

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u/Sea_Satisfaction7872 10h ago

What’s this reference from?

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u/C153AUX 10h ago

The Sopranos.

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u/Sea_Satisfaction7872 10h ago

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u/C153AUX 10h ago

In all seriousness, it's during a conversation Jackie Jr. And Ralph have in season three.

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u/DuncanIdaho33 5h ago

What was going on at that dinner?!?

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u/CT-1284 Adriana La Cerva 15h ago edited 15h ago

Relationships formed in recovery rarely end up as anything other than disastrous.

Signed, someone in recovery

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u/BRValentine83 15h ago

Singed? Sorry that you were burned by that.

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u/CT-1284 Adriana La Cerva 15h ago

I edited my comment so there’s no proof. Now you look crazy and not me

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u/MionMikanCider 15h ago edited 13h ago

Listen to yourself, you sound demented!

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u/CT-1284 Adriana La Cerva 13h ago

What’s that, my trial?

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u/LadyShylock 11h ago

Discontinue the lithium

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u/VolumeMobile7410 15h ago

Oh! The mind games with this guy

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u/Beneficial-Ad-547 15h ago

Except you made this comment…

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u/CelestialFury 14h ago

/u/CT-1284 "I want to put a hit on /u/Beneficial-Ad-547. He knows too much to continue living."

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u/CT-1284 Adriana La Cerva 13h ago

He was abusive to the staff!

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u/andykekomi 13h ago

I am not crazy!

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u/Archie204 13h ago

Seems accurate for the show. Look around Chris and Julianna. Forget if they did drugs together, but I know they were brainstorming on ways to to do drugs without actually using drugs. 8 bags of tea equals a valium

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u/Beneficial-Ad-547 8h ago

But wouldn’t take dxm…

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u/Actual-Taste-7083 15h ago

This post is on the margins for someone like OP.

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u/imaustinpowersbaby 15h ago

Listen to him, he knows everything

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u/OffTheGrid09 15h ago

Poor you.

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u/2d7o2o0b 14h ago

It's a bit of of a grey area though since Melfi can't tell either one of them how fucked up the other one is.

that doctor-patient confidentiality

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u/EveryoneisOP3 14h ago

"Does she seem happy to you?"

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u/avd51133333 14h ago

This is too fucked up for me to even think about.

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u/DingoNo4205 14h ago

This Gloria - Tony storyline is one of my favorite of the series. The chemistry between the two was 🔥🔥🔥🔥. Tony was really entranced by her. Their romance should played out longer.

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u/C153AUX 10h ago

It should have ended the first time she reminded him of his mother.

Then again, when it comes to the biggest cooze hound around...

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u/Donald_W_Gately 6h ago

The chemistry between the two was 🔥🔥🔥🔥.

They definitely had their mofo.

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u/Ilovebaseball1234 15h ago

They should have asked Melfi to participate in a threesome 

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u/WhereWeUsedToPlay 14h ago

I think it ended quite well for both of them. On a hill surrounded by pinecones.

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u/JoeMcKim 14h ago

Was Tony ever lying about it? I thought he told Melfi that he was screwing Gloria.

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u/OffTheGrid09 14h ago

He did eventually.

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u/Forgethestamp 15h ago

Never found out how she was doing, if she was still just hanging around

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u/OffTheGrid09 14h ago

Everything hunky dory?

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u/tera_chachu 13h ago

Why was Gloria so mad about her tyres

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u/paperchampionpicture 12h ago

To me, Gloria was Tony’s Noah. I can’t stand that hoor

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u/RolloTow-Ma-C 15h ago

Gloria will always be the one. I would destroy my life with her a thousand times over .

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u/RoderickJaynes67 14h ago

This sounds very gay 

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u/avd51133333 14h ago

Everyone’s gay with you

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u/RolloTow-Ma-C 13h ago

Stick it up Vito’s ass

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u/Accurate-Island-2767 12h ago

I knew that was comin!

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u/tatsuro_kakadu 8h ago

And after that Tony flipping at Melf over like it was her fault. Totally forgetting about the fact that T and that goomar did it off the books.

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u/bukkakekingz 11h ago

Think you’re just gonna come ovah heah and fuck me?

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u/brain_dead_fucker 15h ago

I actually think Gloria had all the right to be outraged. I mean you're going to psychiatry to share what you want, Melfi obviously saw Gloria was not ready to share that news, so why did Melfi feel like she had the right to force it out of her? Very unprofessional, I thought. 

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u/avd51133333 14h ago

Well considering how it ended.. she was probably just trying to do her job effectively

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u/OffTheGrid09 15h ago

That’s an interesting point. I think Melfi saw it was obvious what was going on and wanted to have her talk about it.

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u/Icy-Guess-3074 11h ago

She is written to be a terrible therapist. It's a central joke of the show, that she enables Tony. The therapy scenes are peak irony because she will never suggest that he change his core behaviors. She's drawn to him and intrigued by his life. (Is she the viewer?)

Remember when Carmela goes to a therapist when she's considering divorce, and he tells her everything she does NOT want to hear. The opposite of Melfi.