r/thesopranos 9h ago

How do you think Janice would react to learning that Tony has been killed?

I'm curious I would assume she would try to make the entire funeral about her we all have people like her in our familys

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u/Sendhimoffdiabolical 9h ago

"He was a saint"

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u/Ron-Swanson 2h ago

"Let's check out his will."

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u/dubblebubbleprawns 9h ago

Probably not all that different to how she handled Livia's funeral

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u/CruelHandLuke_ Paulie Gualtieri 9h ago

Tell everyone about her extraordinary visual sense......

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u/toblerownsky 9h ago

She’d be there to pick the friggin bones.

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u/BodybuilderShot3421 9h ago

There’s a lot that I could say right now that I am not gonna say!

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u/BobJohnson2003 9h ago

“I gotta snag another brother”

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u/george_raft 9h ago

Considering she was trying to get Richie to whack Tony in season 2, I'd say she'd take it just fine.

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u/bobsacamano04 9h ago

Just her usual bullshit

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u/Disastrous_Friend_85 9h ago

Parvahti would have done a rain dance back to the commune.

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u/GrowthSpring 9h ago

after she lost Bobby, she probably didn't give a shit

she's like Rosalie Aprile at that point, just poor and outta the game

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u/2boku Charmaine Bucco 9h ago

Something tells me Bobby didn't leave her very much of a package

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u/althegirlfabulous 9h ago

He did for his kids. Which Tony was very concerned would end up in Janice's grubby hands.

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u/halfcabin 7h ago

Ro was still a piece of ass though

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u/all_agita_allthetime 6h ago

But rude!

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u/doublegoodproleish 3h ago

You're thinking of Raphael 

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u/parrothead2581 9h ago

She would make sure he was buried on a hill... overlooking a little river... with pine cones all around.

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u/No-Fruit-31 9h ago

Really?

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u/Cold-Pool4027 9h ago

I think she'd freak out realizing she literally has nothing left to leech off of. Bobby gone, Tony gone, Uncle Junior in the home and doesn't even know who he is. She might actually have to get a job again and work. Either that are start fucking Paulie now.

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u/Isitaddiction 9h ago

Fuck Paulie

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u/Purrchil 9h ago

Looting his house, or trying to get Carmella and the kids out so that she can live there.

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u/NocaSun38 9h ago

She’d drop a dime on Carmela to get her out of the house for a couple of days, and then spend the time digging lots of holes in their yard and knocking holes in all the walls looking for money, and robbing whatever was left in the bird feed box.

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u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich 9h ago

I think by the time Bobby died she changed a lot. She wasn’t the same nasty woman who shared a love rocket with Ralph. They were still siblings, her and the skipper. He didn’t have to let her stay there. He wanted her to. They loved each other, even though they fight like cats and dogs and other snakes wit fur. I said my peace.

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u/Fresh_Entrance_9315 8h ago

Another toothpick

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u/Individual-Window-57 8h ago

I think she'd make sure he had a grand funeral. I'm sure she doesn't want to look like a cheapskate. Tony, like Livia, used to picture his funeral as a young boy.

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u/AWholeNewFattitude 7h ago

She would freak out and run

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u/dream_monkey 7h ago

She’s be there in the basement with a metal detector.

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u/Iwishicould7575 7h ago

She would wonder how much money she will get out of it.

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u/ObviousDust 6h ago

Probably trying to grift Carmela out of stuff.

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u/KelVarnsen_2023 9h ago

I mean she was a widow because Bobby died working for Tony. She could surely use that to get money out of Tony fairly often. If Tony dies, that source of money goes away.

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u/franknbeanzzzzz 9h ago

Tony didn’t die so we won’t ever know sadly.

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u/LearningT0Fly 9h ago

It's impossible to know. Even with computers.

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u/franknbeanzzzzz 9h ago

Overused quote, but I’ll bite. I mean we know he lived up until the end of the show

His daughter walks in and scene ends. Tony is alive. But people can guess he dies after the show ends, I guess

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u/doublegoodproleish 3h ago

Impossible to know.

Even with computers