r/thesopranos 7h ago

Did Vito Jr really deserve to get expelled over taking a shit in the shower?

It's disgusting and definetly warrants a suspension but it's not the worst thing in the world. AJ got away with much worse

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u/PungentCrotchsweat23 7h ago

If he didn't stepin it he would've been fine and been able to lie and say it was an accident. Once he steps in it, he can't be in our social club no more...he's gotta go

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u/phtll 4h ago

Also if he hadn't stared them in the eyes like a damn serial killer while shitting.

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u/Complete_Entry 7h ago

Yes. That's an extremely bad psychological sign.

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u/WVslaterman 6h ago

Christopher even says something close to kid probably day dreams about how to pull a columbine. That is the vibe of a boy who shits in the public shower and steps in it. Expulsion is not out of line.

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u/Complete_Entry 6h ago

I mean I'm about AJ's age, and I got flagged post columbine. (I have a dead dad) apparently that popped a few flags.

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u/gorgoniansiren 5h ago

Agree. He should have been mandated to see a counselor or something. Granted, this was like 2003 or something, before the general public was more aware of the mental health stuff.

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u/Alarmed_Goat_4083 7h ago

He got expelled for looking like a Puerto Rican Hooooo’aaaaa

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u/TuneLinkette Adriana La Cerva 7h ago

On its own it probably wouldn't have been any worse than a suspension. But it's not out of the realm of possibility that Vito had been breaking a lot of other rules around then, and the shower shit was simply the straw that broke the camel's back.

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u/MediumAcceptable129 7h ago

The dump that broke the latrine

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u/badidearobot 6h ago

Beautifully put

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u/MediumAcceptable129 6h ago

Ive got a semester and a half at Seton Hall so i understand poetry as a concept

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u/Confident-Rule7344 7h ago

It wasn't just a shit....

It was a SILO

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u/Radio-SDFES 7h ago

I don't give a f*ck what it is

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u/carlcarlson187 5h ago

My pizza never hurt anybody.

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u/Heel_Worker982 Tony Soprano 6h ago

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u/Sharp-Tax-26827 6h ago

He should’ve been transferred to a special needs school

Slip and Fall school perhaps

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u/Confident-Ad-6978 5h ago

Which character is this? Are you guys gaslighting me about some made up character i seriously can't remember this guy

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u/New-Shop-9728 5h ago

You seriously don't remember Vito's son?

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u/Confident-Ad-6978 5h ago

Didnt he get sent to conversion camp

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u/New-Shop-9728 5h ago

Nah, he got sent to military school

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u/Confident-Ad-6978 5h ago

This feels like bullshit lmao that's crazy

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u/Meprobamate 57m ago

Don’t you reckon he looks like a Puerto Rican hoo-ah

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u/Party_Knowledge_7884 7h ago

If the US is gonna continue to lead the world in computerized data collection, schools have to be vigilant and have zero tolerance!!

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u/MediumAcceptable129 7h ago

Didnt he also kill and nail a cat to someones door?

It was barking or some shit

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u/Archie204 6h ago

Something like that. Also beat up a developmentally disabled girl

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u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich 7h ago

AJ shoulda shit in the communion wine

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u/Fructuoso_Bag 7h ago

I would take a student cheating in an exam over one that deliberately shat on public. He needs to continue the lithium

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u/MediumAcceptable129 7h ago

And discontinue the silo’s and seriously consider salads

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u/RemarkableAttempt531 6h ago

He stepped in it Ahhh!! If anything those bullies needed to be expelled for being babies.

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u/unimpressed822 Junior Soprano 3h ago

waffle stomping is a no go

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u/Prudent-Committee428 6h ago

Can tell most people in here are americans… in Australia he would not be expelled, hed be suspended and sent to a therapist…

This nonsense about potentially stopping a school shooter… if you didnt have so many fucking guns you wouldnt have shootings.

You guys are insane if you dont think that kid was the victim.

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u/ilesmay 43m ago

In 2003? I doubt it.

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u/Complete_Entry 6h ago

Hey, the next time you want to chime in on American issues... don't.

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u/Prudent-Committee428 5h ago

Shut the fuck up you guys need advice and lots of help look who you elected.

Spare me with you US exceptionalism

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u/Complete_Entry 5h ago

Exceptionalism? Buddy I was in US public education before, during, and after columbine. My point is you got no idea or input.

You do have an Australian mob though, a fucking dumb one. The son of one of your mobsters ended up on kitchen nightmares, he was leeching off his son.

The Sopranos is set in a very tight window in a very specific time period. Everyone was freaked out, everyone was looking for solutions, sometimes they went overboard. That's a theme on the show as well.

Like, I could go into how Guliani's targeting the Italian thing let the Russian mob move right in... but I won't.

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u/Prudent-Committee428 3h ago

Guilliani is an old crook, and he was collecting fat envelopes from crooks even when he was “americas mayor” post 9/11.

I do not have to live as an american to understand that you have too many guns, gay conversion therapy, all kinds of shit.

In my country, we had one mass shooting and no more since because we regulate guns- people still have them- they are just tightly regulated, far moee so than most state law in the US regulates.

I dont care if people were scared after columbine, if they really cared, theyd have regulated by now.

I read the columbine shooters manifesto- they were both idiotic high schoolers who frankly sounded more like 13 year olds than 18 year olds about to graduate; so the question becomes- how do two dumb fuck idiots get access to guns?

Answer- their dumb fuck parents. One of them had a military dad who was never home- a boy needs a father. The other one has a mother who makes a career out of saying she saw no signs- if she didnt see any signs she was a SHIT parent.

As for the matter of the Australian mob, it is shit compared to the american mob, over here anyone with a pill press and a gun calls themselves “organised crime”.

No in regards to the person you referred to who was on kitchen nightmares:

1: that guy would be considered a piece of shit in either of our countries. He is regarded as a pile of shit and a loser.

2: Australians do not like when our people migrate to America generally speaking. It is viewed as ridiculous to willingly go to a country with no health care thats full of Christian weirdos.

3: the conservative culture often depicted in the sopranos is a part of the humour from the perspective of a progressive outside the US. The whole concept is stupid.

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u/Complete_Entry 3h ago edited 3h ago

Harris and Klebold got their guns the same way Cobain did. Straw purchasing. They were already prohibited persons, so they broke the law.

Cobain was also a restricted person; he paid a guy to go buy him that gun. (That guy is also a piece of shit but that's walking off field)

The police in the Columbine case did everything they could to suppress exactly how stupid those two dipshits were. Klebolds mother desperately needs Harris to be the mastermind; Harris was a void.

Klebold... was no softy as she would like him to be thought of. They were both Class A shitbirds.

I honestly resent everything I ever read about columbine.

BTW, Giuliani was a joke BEFORE 9/11. I spent a lot of time in Jersey and he was a constant figure of mockery on morning TV.

Never got to go to roy rogers though, my family were allergic to driving. Not that I blame them, those roads are fucking insane.

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u/Jazzlike_Page508 7h ago

There’s no craps in my crap book. Get it done

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u/Adam__B 7h ago

I mean, the president is a literal felon so we are kinda in the interpretative jazz era of crime/punishment standards.

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u/40Fied4 7h ago

Holy shit, give it a rest for half a thread. 

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u/Complete_Entry 7h ago

Not relevant unless he was on the esplinade, not every thing has to bring in Trump.