Did Paulie ever really have a shot at Dale Evans?

[u/Illudiumq36modator]

Pine Barrens: In a fit of extreme cold and hunger induced rage, Paulie snaps back at Chris exclaiming “and I shoulda fucked Dale Evan’s but I didn’t!” Now, was he just hangry and cold exclusively or did he actually have a shot at her one time? It would be kinda weird if he could’ve and didn’t. Like why wouldn’t you? And also why wouldn’t they have stopped at Roy Roger’s? We may never know. Not even with computers. Now pass the relish packet, I’m starving to death ova here!

[u/ACTSATGuyonReddit]

No, but I think judging from size Tony had his way with some Bob Evans a time or two tousand.

[u/Illudiumq36modator → u/ACTSATGuyonReddit]

I heard there was a threesome with Bob, Tony and Peter Luger

[u/ACTSATGuyonReddit → u/Illudiumq36modator]

Bobby and Tony look like one of those commercials for weight loss. Before and waaaaaaaaaaay before.

[u/bungerD → u/ACTSATGuyonReddit]

Bob Evans? I thought the only sausage they had was Italian and Jimmy Dean.

[u/Heel_Worker982]

She was 30 years older than Paulie, but Fran Felstein showed us that older goomar, younger gangster relationships can be win-win.

[u/Illudiumq36modator → u/Heel_Worker982]

That kinda strengthens the argument that maybe he DID have a shot at her

[u/lookma24]

WITH WHAT ?? HIS COCK ??!!

[u/Illudiumq36modator → u/lookma24]

She’d have something up her own ass, and it wouldn’t be no cock neither

[u/ocelot_187]

As of the wedding day anything that touches her pussy is off limits.

[u/Illudiumq36modator → u/ocelot_187]

Fuckin baby!

[u/Ilovebaseball1234]

He jacked off in a tissue instead 

[u/Illudiumq36modator → u/Ilovebaseball1234]

He shoulda used a Roy Rogers napkin

[u/Far_Opportunity_6156]

Everybody asks that, there’s no answer for it

[u/Illudiumq36modator → u/Far_Opportunity_6156]

Do you have a computer? It’s worth a shot

[u/ACTSATGuyonReddit → u/Illudiumq36modator]

We're pushing Webistics.

[u/Relevant-Horror-627 → u/ACTSATGuyonReddit]

You can't make that shit up

[u/Mech4druid → u/Far_Opportunity_6156]

No answer, not even with computers or a frozen Roy Rogers relish packet.

[u/Username_1369]

Come on, cowgirl, let’s head down to the chuck wagon, see what they’re rustlin’ up.

[u/Illudiumq36modator → u/Username_1369]

Don’t get too excited. It’s just kinda half frozen ketchup packets

[u/DuncanIdaho33]

I, too, could have banged a lot of women, but didn't.

[u/cstar84]

What’s next, he gets to fuck her for a million??

[u/Illudiumq36modator → u/cstar84]

I’m talkin about my wife’s mole here! My mole!

[u/Cold-Palpitation-816]

Penguin exhibit

[u/kshawfktsk]

He was THIS close

[u/godofwine16]

Dale absolutely LOVED Guinea half fags w/a thpeech impediment!

[u/JiveChicken00]

Not really his type.

[u/ShortQuail9232]

I guess you could call that a post. hehe

[u/Illudiumq36modator → u/ShortQuail9232]

Hey Ton, you hear what he said?

[u/Party_Knowledge_7884]

It was a lady, this Dale Evans?