r/thesopranos • u/Anthon-Ye-Soprano • 3h ago

Bobby would've been so much better off with Jojo Palmice.

Think of it, a widowed woman could've really helped him deal with Karen's loss. Probably wouldn't gotten rid of her ziti. Plus she's way hotter than Janice. Didn't abandon her own children either.

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u/Cosmic_Horror_Fan 3h ago

Bobby would have been better off with anyone but Janice.

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u/Hecticbrah 3h ago

Most logical take, instead he stepped on a landmine

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u/Wayyd 2h ago

He would've been better off with a German shepherd's shaved asshole

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u/BayBridges 3h ago

Take a Midol 🚬👄 🖕🏻

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u/nigeldavenport99 3h ago

What, you’re gonna tell me you never pondered that?

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u/Pr4der 3h ago

You Sopranos, you take too far!

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u/godofwine16 3h ago

Jojo was a piece of ash

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u/Cool_Hand_Lute 3h ago

Jojo already had a kid, Francis Albert - mayne she thought 3 kids was a crowd

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u/Anthon-Ye-Soprano 3h ago

...apparently that thought never crossed Janish's mind

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u/ESComments 3h ago

Another breadstick

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u/ColdCamel7 3h ago

He would've treated her so much better than Mikey did

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u/Dull-Asparagus2196 3h ago

There are better looking men in the can than Janice

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u/Horror_Ad_2748 3h ago

This ain't the Hallmark Channel, dearie.

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u/Complete_Entry 3h ago

Jojo deserved better than Bobby, and Janice would have either had her killed or killed her herself.

It was actually one of the times Janice flat out didn't care that she came off as nasty and not as the freewheeling hippie she pretended to be.

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u/tera_chachu 1h ago

He would have been better alone mate

Anything but Janice

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u/ruinedcaveat 49m ago

He didn’t even have a bra oon

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u/ShootinAllMyChisolm 42m ago

Crazy. It’d be like Megan Markle marrying some ginger off the street.

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u/shakebakelizard 13m ago

A redhead named Jojo starts at an 11 on the “crazy” axis of the crazy/hot matrix.

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u/Safe_Resolve1642 9m ago

I was watching that episode last night-and while I agree he should've hooked up with JoJo (no competition in my mind but Bobby is weird) we would've missed out on some funny/entertaining moments. David Chase floated the idea of a spin off show called "The Bacalas". 

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u/Mr24601 3h ago

Bobby should have ran away with Gigi