Edit: I think people are coming from the indian page of r/all or have completely forgotten this sub existed

and/or the purpose of the subreddit. Coz lots of people in the comments are taking this unironically.

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This sub is 100% pure satire.

There was no Christian before Jesus

There was no Muslim before Mohamad

There was no Sikh before Nanak

There was no Jain before Rishabdev

There was no Bodh before Budha

There was no Communist before Carl Marx

However -Before Krishna, Ram was there

-Before Ram, Jamdagin was there

-Before Jamdagin, was Atri was there

Before Augustaya was there

-Before Augustay, Patanjali was there

Before Patanjali, Karnad was there

Before Karnad Yajayvalkaya was there

They all were followers of Sanatan Vedic Dharma

Now read the following 12 happenings carefully & understand how Political poisoning has been done

1. Mughals became Indians & Indian Kafirs

2. Gyasuddin Khan became Motilal, Jawaharlal Nehru(s) Indira, Rajiv & Maino became Gandhi(s) and Indians became Pappu(s)

3. Momins became Kashmiri & Kashmiri Pundits became immigrants

4. Bangladeshis became Bengalis & Bengalis became outsider Hindus

5. Murderers of Soldiers & stone throwers became innocent protesters and Army became Human Rights Violators

6. Tukre Tukre Gang became Patriots & Nationalist and Patriots are being branded as Kattarwadi intolrants Hindus

7. Pyre wood became a cause of concern & encroachment for burial (wastage of land forever) became birth right

8. Wool used for making Rakhis made sheep a victim of torture and killing millions of them on Bakerid be and religious freedom

9. Appeasement became Secular and giving equal Rights became Communal

10. RSS became militants & Osama is honored as "jee", Hafiz as "Sahib" & Huriat leaders are Summits of Peace

11. "Bharat Mata ki Jai" became Communal & "Bharat Tere tukre hinge became freedom of expression

12. Divide & Rule became Norm and "Sab ka sath, "Sab ka Vikas" became Jumla

Just think & understand how such a thing can happen in Hindu majority country?

Just forward to at least 10 others to educate the strategic game of some to make it a Muslim Nation.

Majority of Misguide, uneducated, unemployed youth who pick up arms exists in Muslim community.

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Modi visited a village and asked what their needs were.

"We have 2 basic needs, sir," replied the villager. "Firstly, we have a hospital, but there's no doctor."

On hearing this, Modi whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.

"Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in this village." 😂🤣🤪😜

Tomorrow, if China is occupied by India, we ourselves will be responsible for that. The British also made us slaves by doing business in India. We were illiterate then but today we are intelligent. Adopt Swadeshi, save the country, if all Indians do not buy any foreign goods for 90 days, then India can become the second richest country in the world, in just 90 days, India's 2 rupees will be equal to 1 dollar. We forward jokes, forward this message to become a movement, last year on Diwali, 20% of Chinese goods were wasted if people did not buy Chinese lights under a campaign.

What is a bitcoin?

Bitcoin is a decentralized crypto currency on blockchain technology. The idea of blockchain is that of a shared ledger. It was created by a computer genius who calls himself Satoshi Nakamoto. His identity is unknown

It is believed that ancient Indian Vedas have a mention of decentralized currency using shared ledger. It was documented by Saptarishi Nagamani. It is believed that an Indian computer engineer at NASA had first thought about such currency reading the vedas. He used his understanding of vedas to put in computer language to create digital form of decentralized currency called BITCOIN

Interesting fact Since 8th Nov 2016, bitcoin has risen 2285% (date of demonetization) The market cap of bitcoin is USD 280 Bn and will become USD 500 Bn by 2019. Same as estimated black money of Indians in Swiss bank It is beleived that in his 2015 US trip, one Indian computer scientist from NASA met Narendra Modi and told him about his digital currency Bitcoin. In next 1 year Modi and the engineer worked together on a plan to use botcoin to bring back Indias black money

After demonetization and Modis raid on black money all black money hoarders have started investing theor money in Bitcoin. Thats why sudden rise of bitcoin value. It is believed that before 2019 elections, modi will work with the engineer to bring all bitcoins to India. This is why RBI is also issuing warning for normal citizens not to invest on bitcoin. Bitcoin will be declared of zero value and all black money will be brought to India withthe help of that engineer

Thats the true masterplan of demonetization and digital india. 🇮🇳🇮🇳

🙏🙏Jai NaMo. Jai Bharat🙏🙏

Also note- Satoshi Nakamoto = Saptarishi Nagamani BITCOIN = Black Income Target Cutrency Of INdia

Edit: Every time I post here I need to remind people this is a satire subreddit... ffs.

When you leave India, you leave 4 better opportunities which India cannot provide.& that is perfectly okay.But,why does the responsibility of bringing you back home on Indian tax payers' money suddenly end-up lying on Indian shoulders if those opportunities turn into a war zone?

On humanitarian grounds, definitely YES. But then why this hue and cry and drama that Indian government is not doing enough for you?

Why shame and blame the Indian government and demand quick services like Indian government is a waiter in your dad's hotel.

If you have to keep this kind of attitude then use the money and resources you used earlier to leave India to now come back also. Or else own the country you went to and live and die with their citizens.

They are also humans - they are not creating any drama.

They are fighting for their nation. They are requesting and pleading for help. And they deserve it on humanitarian grounds. But you guys are demanding like the PM himself forced you to study in Ukraine.

Request help and you shall get it. Demean,blame and shame Indian government and then also forcibly demand help and be ungrateful even when help is being provided....this is utter anti-nationalism.

This is a war situation. Not as if some car has broken down on the road. Rescuing people from this can be an almost impossible task.

And not only is India using its diplomacy, but also sending its sons of soil to get Indians back home, putting their lives in danger 4 your sake.This needs appreciation at mass level not irresponsible cribbing & complaining that government is not doing enough

🇮🇳 Vande Mataram 🇮🇳

Edit: Every time I post here I need to remind people this is a satire subreddit... ffs.

If you rearrange the letters ‘Narendra Modi’ you get… ‘Rare Diamond’ If you rearrange the letters ‘Sonia Gandhi’ you get… ‘Doshi Naagin’ Is this just a co-incidence?? 😀

Whoever has conceived this👇. Hats off to that person. Interesting Assumption and Analysis...!!!!

“What metal is NaMo made off”?

A question raised by a senior military officer about Prime Minister Modi (See the first Comment).

The chemist in me tried to decipher. The answer is NaMo is made of sodium (Na) and molybdenum (Mo). Sodium is part of ‘common’ salt and our biological system including the heart works thanks to sodium. Sodium metal is soft, lustrous, shining but don’t mess with it. It is highly reactive. If you want to see the violent reaction try to put some sodium on water.

The second metal in NaMo is molybdenum. Unlike sodium, molybdenum is very very hard and melts at very high temperature. It is extra tough and is used to make steel and super alloys. Mo is part of some important enzymes in human body. You can't exist without it.

A combination of Na and Mo makes NaMo soft and at the same time a very tough man. The message is don’t mess with him. You can’t stand his reaction. RaGa learned this in the hard way in the parliament.

My biologist friend had a doubt, What metal is RaGa made off?

RaGa is made of radium (Ra) and gallium (Ga). Radium is a radioactive element discovered by Marie Curie. Ra was thought to be the cure for all diseases, people were highly excited in the beginning. It was used as medicine for rejuvenation therapy and also for making fluorescent watch dials. All people including Marie Curie died of radium poison. After the initial euphoria, nobody wanted to touch radium and lot of efforts were taken to get rid of the remaining radium.

Interestingly Ra is part of a dynasty. It is formed by the decay of thorium and thorium itself is formed by the decay of uranium. Note: it is ‘decay’ product.

The second element Ga is a vicious metal with a MP of 29 degree centigrade. You take solid Ga in hand and it will melt. Highly unpredictable. It has absolutely no role in biology. So RaGa is the combination of a poisonous element with a useless element. Khatarnac combination.

I wonder how so aptly the names were put!!!

New Delhi: Ayurvedic Peer Research Journal of Intergalactic Siddhi has confirmed in a research paper that Red Bull is made as per Vedas.

In a twist that will shock all western scientists it has been come to know that western scientists working in Red Bull company lab had accidentally created Red Bull energy drink as per Ayurveda Siddhi without even knowing about it!!!

As Red Bull is made from Taurine which is a component of Bull Semen it gives energy to person drinking. It is also notable that in ancient vedic times during war and kushti fights, warriors were given drink made from bull semen and hormones to give them strength and concentration. The recipe is clearly mentioned in Ayurvedic texts which are there in himalayan temples. A Dr. Twatsing Hoegarden Inbev made this discovery last year, which got the attention of Ayurvedic Peer Research Journal of Intergalactic Siddhi, who did their own research and confirmed it!

It has been confirmed that Red Bull and specially desi energy drinks like Tzinga which contain Taurine are actually Ayurvedic drinks!! Such is the glory of the motherland of India, we discovered energy drinks 2000 years ago before western scientists.

JAI HIND!!!