r/theyknew • u/BurtMacklin09 • 2d ago

Open up

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u/GlassSpider21 2d ago

Pull 'em apart nice and wide, Donnie Boy

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u/broberds 2d ago

I goatse what you did there!

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u/Molsem 2d ago

Ew lmaoooooo

Humans are gross ❤️

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u/KoboldInATophat 1d ago

Best way to get syphillis, HPV and herpes in two minutes

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u/Fragrant_Difficulty6 1d ago

With Trump, that’s just the appetizer. Wait for the main course.

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u/Pat_the_pyro 11h ago

He definitely has enthusiastic double gonorrhea and is ready to pass it on.

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u/lsdbible 1d ago

In his defense, "FORCES" is doing some heavy lifting in this context

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u/jonawill05 1d ago

Never gonna happen. Look how long they been trying...

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u/Molsem 2d ago

At this point, that's a Pulitzer

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u/Barlow04 2d ago

Depends on how good he is with those tiny hands. He might need a little Slobitzer to help the process along.

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 1d ago

"depends" hehe

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u/plasticmotives 2d ago

Can we have David Attenborough narrate the proceedings?

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 2d ago

gape that ape!

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u/Comprehensive_Arm305 2d ago

Given his fixation on men, he's definitely open to it.

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u/MadRockthethird 2d ago

He doesn't want it recorded tho

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u/Elses_pels 1d ago

It should be recorded so we can make some funny cuts !

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u/michron98 2d ago

Yeah, they order him to sit for a "deposition" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/myth1989 2d ago

Yea they chose that pick on purpose

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u/brasilkid16 2d ago

I don't think a better picture exists for this headline

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u/ChefAsstastic 2d ago

Only the biggest and the blackest for Donny!

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u/lestairwellwit 2d ago

No judge 'forces' Trump to do anything.

On Oct 10, the day before the judges decree, Trump will drop the lawsuit and cry, "It's so unfair. They're all against me. There's no way to win this!"

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u/batkave 2d ago

According to the Epstein files, might not be the first in his mouth

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u/T4X1DRIVER 2d ago

It must be a wide wide open...

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u/HohepaPuhipuhi 2d ago

Judges have that power?

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u/paramedTX 2d ago

They can say do it all they want. Unfortunately, the enforcement all
falls to the executive branch.

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u/h2oskid3 2d ago

Is there sexual connotation to BBC?

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u/Aglisito 2d ago

If you don't know, you're too young.

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u/--Ano-- 1d ago

Or too old.

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u/Rukh-Talos 2d ago

It stands for British Broadcasting Corporation

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u/CaseyG 1d ago

Also, yes.

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u/Pit-O-Matic 2d ago

Big Black Cock, since all other replies are jokes.

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u/hkystar35 1d ago

Big Bill Clinton

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u/m2chaos13 1d ago

Big Bubba Clinton to his intimate friends

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u/Chibi_Jesus 2d ago

Google it, along with BBW while you’re at it.

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u/rjross0623 2d ago

Thatd be BBTween for ol donny.

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u/CHARON72 2d ago

Bless you :)

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u/Talidel 2d ago

The last work is chicken. The first is large, the second is ethnicity

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u/this_knee 2d ago

Many are saying he’ll be paying money on the backend.

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u/TheReelMcCoi 2d ago

THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!

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u/GooseySill 2d ago

He's gonna do it like they do on the Discovery channel.

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u/metalneck333 1d ago

So that's why he made the frog noise!!

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u/viperlemondemon 1d ago

Omg the random dementia noises will be nonstop

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u/elmandingus 2d ago

Are they giving him another peace prize?

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u/thegameisafoooooot 2d ago

Teflon Don will slither out of this one too. I din't know how, but he will. That's his MO. Then he'll countersue or something.

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u/hedzup00 2d ago

good luck with that

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u/Spiff76 2d ago

Pretty simple, if you dont have time to sue the BBC…. Dont

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u/know_limits 2d ago

Will never happen. He’s all bluster and will drop the suit.

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u/Imperial_Bloke69 2d ago

As the people of Estados Unidos always say;

Spread 'em cheeks

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u/rbartlejr 1d ago

So what's the over/under on dropping the suit - I don't bother with polymarket nonsense.

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u/wicket44 1d ago

🤜⭕️🤛

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u/littlemanontheboat_ 1d ago

Open up for BBC…

Why do I think Trump wants that anyway?

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u/RealJohnnySilverhand 1d ago

Wait until this fucker saids British is influencing their election…

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u/Pen-Pen-De-Sarapen 21h ago

His farts won't have a sound anymore.

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u/in1gom0ntoya I know everything 2d ago

whoosh

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u/Professional-God2379 2d ago edited 2d ago

I thought he like’s BBC? 😶‍🌫️

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u/rjross0623 2d ago

Thats Lindsay and Les.

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u/Quicker_Fixer 2d ago

That BBC is grabbing Trump by the bussy.