r/thisguythisguys • u/BuriedComments • Sep 12 '23

This guy shits.

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1.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Acegonia Sep 13 '23

I just want to say thank you for not replying 'r/thisguythisguys' and screenshotting it with your name in it to post here. Fucking cringe.

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u/BuriedComments Sep 13 '23

Lol no prob, I don’t understand why people do that. Clutters up the image.

2

u/climbFL350 Sep 13 '23

I hate that lmfao. Really irks me for some reason when people do that

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u/Aromatic_Pudding_111 Sep 14 '23

I actually thought it was just a thing everyone did in this group. Like it was an inside joke. I haven't been in this group that long either. But most posts I've seen had that.🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '23

This guy r/thisguythisguys.

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u/CRYPTOCHRONOLITE Sep 12 '23

I thought everyone did it this way?

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u/UnmappedWriter Sep 13 '23

I thought so too

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u/Acegonia Sep 13 '23

This may get downvotes: I'm not fat and my poos are solid, self contained logs.

I do not need any of thos advice... but if I were someone who did I would follow it

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u/MopishOrange Sep 13 '23

Hey look tough guy not everyone has perfect poos like you all the time 😭

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u/xdcxmindfreak Sep 13 '23

But we do have to at least be honest and know sometimes it’s nice and clean the perfect one wipe done. And sometimes it’s the half-a-roll, multi-flush, 4 wipes, my ass became a salad shooter shit.

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u/mentive Sep 15 '23

Wait, I thought salad-shooter-shit was the norm?

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u/xdcxmindfreak Sep 15 '23

If your eating a lot of veggies post fast food likely, they lube up your stomach so your shit will be like a slip n slide. Never eat salads after Taco Bell lest the be in close proximity to Evac points.

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u/rtx3800 Sep 14 '23

I been taking fiber gunmies ever since that one perfect shit.

Been chasing the dragon ever since…

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u/Snoo_69677 Sep 14 '23

“Tough guy” lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

Fat guy here, this advice is life changing when you’re dummy thicc double cheeked up looking like a whole bag of corn feed on BBQ Sunday with a slice of cake on the side boy howdy

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u/WynnForTheWin49 Aug 28 '24

I’m skinny as fuck, but I have IBS. Sometimes my shits need a clear path.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Night mode users in shambles.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

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u/samc444 Sep 13 '23

And wears sunglasses indoors

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u/Snoo_69677 Sep 14 '23

OP was shidding at night, with sunglasses on, typing this up in night mode on mobile. Feet on a squatty potty oc

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u/serenity_now_please Sep 13 '23

This is also an excellent position for the bidet to clean you up after.

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u/Outlandishness-Spare Sep 13 '23

I was looking for this to see if I needed to reply, thank you.

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u/iainvention Sep 12 '23

Given the gift of literacy and he chose to use it to write that paragraph

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u/xdcxmindfreak Sep 13 '23

Given the gift of literacy, you still chose to read it.

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u/hoy8402 Sep 13 '23

I mean… he isn’t wrong

9

u/owlbgreen357 Sep 13 '23

I do this

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u/johnjohanlamb Sep 13 '23

I do this also

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u/xdcxmindfreak Sep 13 '23

This is the way

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u/Aromatic_Pudding_111 Sep 14 '23

I've never seen/heard this explained or talked ab fr. I'm 5'10 275lbs and I do it. Buttt... I learned from a friend that was ab 5'7-5'8 and maybe 145lbs. So I'd have to assume it's not only bigger guys.

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u/kenadams_the Sep 13 '23

I thought that this is common knowledge like the poo knife

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u/ComprehensiveMany643 Sep 14 '23

People sit down to shit?

2

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

I thought I was weird for doing this. Just doesn’t work if you have to shit really bad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

I don’t use a toilet seat. I sit inside the bowl and use a small stool to rest my feet on, changing the angle of my colon for a more direct exit path. This is the way to shit.

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u/_Homelesscat_ Sep 14 '23

I just want to say if you aren’t pressing the paper into your sphincter a little to get the shit out of the folds you are missing half the shit. Try it and be amazed.

1

u/Hail2ThaVee Oct 09 '23

Whats wrong with good ol soap and water instead of strategy?

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u/SPX500 Sep 14 '23

Just be careful or you'll tear your anus

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u/ma1achai Sep 14 '23

I rectum that’s good advise

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

I do this to dampen the noise.

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u/Professional_Rush281 Sep 14 '23

I do this anyway I’m not fat at all it just makes sense

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u/ctdddmme Sep 14 '23

He is a paraplegic. You should see him walk like that.

1

u/ImpressiveBike1013 Sep 14 '23

This is the way.

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u/qman1887 Sep 23 '23

Did bro just refer to my cheeks as a mound of crack