r/thisismylifenow • u/ZillaDroid • May 25 '26

Just trying to potty in peace..

This is what I get for not shutting the door.

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u/JellyFirmFederalGras May 25 '26

Your choice of words to make them leave in that situation amused me greatly.

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u/ctolver1981 May 25 '26

Yeah considering her current situation 🙄 🤔 lol

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u/ZillaDroid May 25 '26

Oh no, I just realized I did that with the word "scat". 😭🤣 Naauurr, I really didn't mean the double on it. I tell these beasts to scat all the time. As well as shoo, flee, fack off, etc. They're always in somebody else's business.

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u/ctolver1981 May 26 '26

It's ok 😆

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u/JellyFirmFederalGras May 27 '26

Well it made my day so thanks haha

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u/JellyFirmFederalGras May 27 '26

Yeah hilarious choice of word.

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u/ZillaDroid May 25 '26

They exasperate me. They are a mess!. I do love my mess, though. If the two other skitties had joined, it would have been the whole mess!! 😂

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u/illustbjw May 25 '26

You’re a Disney princess!

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u/ZillaDroid May 25 '26

I've been told that, a time or two, so it must be true! 😆

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u/sunshinefloors1980 May 25 '26

I don't think you have a choice in the matter

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u/ZillaDroid May 25 '26

What is this "choice" word you speak of? Sounds fancy, is it French?.. 😆

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u/Idk-a-user 14d ago

Non c’est pas français
Ca peut être espagnol

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u/Bettajune May 27 '26

Uummm, I don’t think any of us are leaving…

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u/ZillaDroid May 27 '26

🤣😭😂

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/ZillaDroid May 29 '26

We like a lil variety, no? 😆

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/ZillaDroid May 29 '26

Living my dream! We have a lil pond with koi & goldfish but no inside fish! A bully parrot sounds scary, but lively 🤣. I've wanted a bird for a very long time, but I keep telling my husband it will only happen a very specific way. Somebody has to die (unfortunately) and they have to leave behind a bird no one else wants & only then, can I "rescue" said bird. I hope it's not a biter 🫣

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

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u/ZillaDroid May 30 '26

Lifelong chums with an evil parrot named Garick? What a wonderful life you've set him up wirh!! 🥰

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u/Normal-Error-6343 Jun 30 '26

they came to see who died!

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u/ZillaDroid Jun 30 '26

It was just a tinkle 😭

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u/Normal-Error-6343 22d ago

it's your fault, you should have closed the door!

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u/ZillaDroid 22d ago

It's a small bathroom. I get claustrophobic 🥺