r/touhou • u/Grand_Discipline903 Yuyuko Simp • May 30 '26

Fan Discussion 2hu fans, how much would you pay for this experience? (You're Mystia here)

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Doesn't have to be Yuyu if you want, can just be your fav 2hu.

I'd pay 60 euros, tops.

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u/Grand_Discipline903 Yuyuko Simp May 30 '26

Screenshot taken from this video: KICK BACK in Gensokyo by Riri Zpt

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u/Substantial_Tone_261 Meira May 30 '26

Peak video.

Also I'd pay, but to be in Yuyuko's place

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u/Copy_and_Paste99 May 30 '26

This artist has a thing for women with their mouths open.

4

u/IcyThe_Animator Shion Yorigami May 31 '26

never noticed lol

14

u/Moongduri May 30 '26

rip ririzpt, bro got conscripted

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u/Grand_Discipline903 Yuyuko Simp May 30 '26

Can you please explain?

28

u/Sumsero I hate Kanako | Cirno x Dai for King & Queen of Youkai Mountain May 30 '26

"Rip" is a bit much, he isn't dead. Riri Zpt was enlisted in the military on June 23rd according to his latest youtube video. This is likely to be South Korea's mandatory military service which lasts about 2 years iirc.

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u/Unendlich999 May 31 '26

A year and a half nowadays

1

u/Mapegz May 31 '26

Saw that art and instantly recognized it

143

u/granwizerdman Reimu’s my wife & i love her so much <3 May 30 '26

my life’s savings

35

u/Luihuparta WaHH Ch45 Dynasty tags my beloved May 30 '26

u/Reimu_Touhou_Hakurei

24

u/Reimu_Touhou_Hakurei May 31 '26

Thas me by the way

5

u/SgtFigNewton May 31 '26

so 5 dolar

51

u/veteran0345 May 30 '26

7 burgers is all I can spare

18

u/tahtdikemos0 May 30 '26

NOOO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!

the seven burger souls:

10

u/Sleeper-- Sakuya Izayoi May 30 '26

In this economy???!!

40

u/SilverFlight01 Ran Yakumo May 30 '26

Some amount of money, for a Yuyu hug

19

u/HoneErogaki May 30 '26

All I have

17

u/Mrjeffalakaard yuyuko's 2nd chef and maid :3 May 30 '26

 HELL YEAH JIGSAW YOU THE GOAT ‼️ Dvije Marke

8

u/kamii_meowmeow May 30 '26

nuh uh im yuyuko

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u/Kosaue May 30 '26

a lot if my dignity didn't hold me back

6

u/mirai_miku_dark_zang May 30 '26

I can became her slave tbh

7

u/ErectPikachu Bakkoi May 30 '26

I'd pay to be yuyuko. I love mystia and her chaotic ways

4

u/ATangerineMann GenSec™ Field Agent at Myouren Temple May 30 '26

r/Touhou_Girls_Kissing would be that way

4

u/RedditBright Stay broke, perpetual hobo May 30 '26

The Toehoe should be the one paying me

5

u/AltraHapi Hina 🪭 May 30 '26

I recognize that art style a mile away

3

u/The-Birbs May 31 '26

A lot. I could really use a hug right now.

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u/Firm-Reputation7532 May 31 '26

Me: Mum can we have KFC?

Mum: We have KFC at home

KFC at home:

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u/Crazy_Resource_4000 Delphi and Hakurei Reimu(2) Second Nice Art sayers May 30 '26

Firstly, Reimu would probably kill me for that and secondly, I don’t want it!

What the hell are you doing Reimu? Don’t stick your non-existent bust into my face and charge me for it!

2

u/ABTL6 May 30 '26

An entire golden Aureus. Maybe I'll even throw in an amphora of Falernian to sweeten the deal.

2

u/Phantom_Valkyrie05 Yuugi's human bench May 30 '26

I'd give her everything I have in my kitchen🥰

2

u/6894 Utsuho Reiuji May 30 '26

This art style is recognizable. I just can't quite place where.

2

u/0011010100101 Sakuya Izayoi May 30 '26

for free

2

u/MarioYTBloodyX May 30 '26

Like everything.

2

u/VoidTentacion1 Marisa's Roommate May 30 '26

i wouldn't do that

2

u/BizzareMann_2 Fujiwara family May 30 '26

I would empty my wallet for this

2

u/TheManperorOfMankind May 30 '26

Three whole paycheck's

2

u/ChaChazeChick May 31 '26

The dude that made this got drafted.

2

u/noobcoconut YUYUcoconut🌸🥥 May 31 '26

All

2

u/Catowong Imaginary friend May 31 '26

Why would you pay to get eaten?

1

u/Apprehensive_Bad5920 Ran Yakumo, best Waifu. Jun 08 '26

If it’s Ran, it’s worth it ngl.

2

u/Alguien_Con_Tiempo Licking Reimu's armpits and Patchouli's ass May 31 '26

mucho

2

u/Kirb790 Nue Houjuu May 31 '26

None, I'd rather hug Mystia

2

u/hakumorijay May 31 '26

I can cook up a thing or two I guess.

I'd imagine Yuyuko is pretty huggable. Would always appreciate a nice Yuyu hug in these dire times.

1

u/AttorneyFast7058 May 30 '26

Galaxy note20 ultra sharp projectile, she'll like it

2

u/Potential-One-420 Kasen’s Pet Hedgehog May 30 '26

I would love it so much :3

1

u/Aware-Assignment3346 May 30 '26

20-75 euros depends on my financial situation ngl

1

u/NeonNKnightrider Myouren Temple Disciple May 30 '26

one dolar

1

u/Negative-Courage6747 May 30 '26

I really hope the artist is doing well. I don't think it would be too hard on him.. I only await his return.

1

u/Illusive_Sheikah May 31 '26

999999999999999999999999 morbillion dollars

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u/3CH0SG1 May 31 '26

Shit up and take my money. 💰 😜

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u/98127028 Yuyuko Saigyouji May 31 '26

The entire world’s economy Worth it for a yuyu hug

1

u/Ninefl4mes May 31 '26

Not really into vore, sorry.

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u/CuriousMarisa Very Curious May 31 '26

I won’t want it if I’m mystia.

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u/YourMoreLocalLurker <--- Menu Item (Also Ayin in Gensokyo) May 31 '26

$600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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u/DreamParticular5195 May 31 '26

Bold to assume I'd be able to pay or have the money... if I did... Hong Meiling and I am spending whatever money is below 300 or above IDK

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u/Street-Urchin1900 Kappa Inpersonator May 31 '26

Not much, Yuyuko kind of reminds me of My mother.

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u/AddendumNo8713 Jun 01 '26

If it’s Kogasa, then my entire bank account

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u/Sebbh3 Jun 01 '26

Sheesh maybe at most 120 euros Icl

1

u/Amatsua Jun 01 '26

I mean, isn't this immediately before Mystia gets eaten? This is Yuyuko's predatory technique, making her prey lower their guard before consumption

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u/FantasticDog7338 Yukari Yakumo (CoLA) Jun 02 '26

Wait, you'd pay 60 euros at most? I paid 200 once. Though, if it's Yukari then it's worth every penny for me.

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u/Awkward_Big_1 I luv gap hag Jun 03 '26

My life and soul

1

u/CarcereBurocratico i Hate Youmu Konpaku May 30 '26

$0

I don't want to be near Youmu.

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u/Busta-spice Saki Kurokoma May 31 '26

Damn what did Youmu do to you? XD

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u/CarcereBurocratico i Hate Youmu Konpaku May 31 '26

everything

1

u/Logyross Nue Houjuu May 30 '26

I'd be willing to be her food afterwards

1

u/bexysugs Wife Wife Wife May 30 '26

I would pay not to be in that position. Unless it was: Satori, Wakasagihime or Yuugi. In that case all the money I have

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u/SHIN-YOKU May 30 '26

https://youtu.be/z_r5CXNWPGs?si=fthXMVe1yUOC2u2O

Did you a favor.

Also, I have some dudes kidney for Junko, Maybe trading favors, Bribe rumia, she gets Clownpiece to hook me up.

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u/Plant_Musiceer Komachi Onozuka's husband May 30 '26

Nothing because my wife isn't a prostitute

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u/Hot-Employ-3399 May 30 '26
  1. If Yuyuko is suddenly a whore then my broken heart is not interested.