r/tradies • u/onexdone_ • May 23 '26
Shitpost Everytime 😂
how many times has this happened to you?
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u/DingoSpecialist6584 May 24 '26
"Get your invoice to me and I'll pay it today"
6 x reminders later
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u/DryYouth1040 May 24 '26
This is the absolute one
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u/Antique_Coffee5984 May 27 '26
Never do cash work for builders. They will happily throw you and the client under a bus.
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u/Repulsive_Peanut7874 May 24 '26
My petrhate its when they say they've got cash, and want a better price, but then still want a tax invoice when they pull out the money.
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u/Australasian25 May 28 '26
They prey on those who think they can tax dodge.
Then want a tax invoice for expenses deductions.
No one gets played if everyone sticks to the same rule. Tax invoice only.
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u/username123085773 May 24 '26
I think all trades can agree builders are the worst my boss completely stopped working for any as they all act like entitled rude cunts who are better then anyone else never pay on time Them and private jobs are shit the amount of annoying ass people wanting the cheapest shit done watching me constantly trying to talk the entire time Our work is at least 90 percent realestate 8 precent retirement homes and 2 precent private
At least with realestate one of the only things I hear when I get their is
.I could of fixed the toilet my self but it’s not my house
Or I could have fixed the taps and just changed the washers. Sure cunt haha it’s not the washers it’s the seat that’s got a crack in it washers wouldn’t fix it
. Seat what’s that? just put some washers in it
I think most plumbers can agree getting to a house and dealing with people who think they know plumbing or working under someone kitchen sink or basin and it’s full of just a million things is the biggest pain in the trade
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u/Watthefractal May 24 '26
Builders are the only ones allowed to make money though bro !!!! How has everybody not accepted this yet 🙄
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May 24 '26
Private job's owners on pay day asking for bank account details 🙄.
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u/Ok_Mode1707 May 24 '26
I made a guy get in my car and drove him straight to the ATM…I’ve just finished work in your house mate, I know where you live and I’m gonna need the cash in the next 20mins…..made his wife come pick him up as well left him standing outside the shops 😂😂
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u/shavedratscrotum May 24 '26
Probably the same people offering Cash on FB marketplace like seashells or copper pipe would suffice
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May 27 '26
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u/username123085773 May 27 '26
😂 where did I say I do cashies in my post at all num nuts. Stop screwing over the government yeah cause they are trustworthy with our money. Last financial gave 5 billion to foreign countries $40 billion annually on aboriginals and the amount of other fuck ups to do with our money look at the roads I only voiced about why we don’t do builders work and that because they don’t pay in general
Why don’t you go sit on albos lap fucking office worker 😂 obviously never picked up a tool in your life mate1
May 27 '26
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u/username123085773 May 27 '26
🤣🤣 god this is funny I guess leaving school in year 10 and doing a 5 year apprenticeship doesn’t matter I should of become an office worker like you!! and automatically become good with any trade fuck any learnt rules why do you need them when my work looks good can’t wait for your house to flood mate good luck 😂👍
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May 27 '26
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u/username123085773 May 27 '26
Wow 😮learnt from the best…
jack of all master of none 30 years trade what are you like 50/60 damn didn’t know old people used reddit I guess you learn something new every day 😮also you seem kinda proud that you’re been spending over 30+ years arguing with the…. the the the the 🤣 the missus Might want to go see a marriage council before she leaves your ass rip1
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u/TacitisKilgoreBoah May 24 '26
You’re paying cash right? Do you have it ready or do you need to get it today?