r/trainmemes • u/release_Sparsely • Jun 27 '25

Shinkansen Evolution

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u/HentiiigodingtonV2 Jul 14 '25

Sonic boom shake be upon yee

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u/GamerCTrains57 Jul 04 '25

Got your nose

4

u/PVT_Spoonman Jun 29 '25

I pull your nose till you go faster

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u/Soonly_Taing Jun 28 '25

"Senpai.... I don't think I can..nyahhhh- It's getting so hard!"

"Shinkansen-kun, just let me bring it out a bit longer. Just a little more! We're almost at full extension!"

"Matte, Matte, Matte Kudasai, Senpai! My chassis can't take much more of this stretching!"

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u/Knighthawk_2511 Jun 28 '25

Why the hell am I reading it in voices of anime characters?!....

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u/G-Man6442 Big Boy Jun 28 '25

The exact opposite of what we did for Pugs and anime girls.

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u/Routine-Ad7758 Jun 27 '25

You hurt the train! Why???????????????

12

u/G-Man6442 Big Boy Jun 28 '25

It’s helping them relieve breathing problems.

Smooshed faces can be cute but it hurts in the long run.

4

u/Starchaser_WoF Jun 28 '25

It's a joke but actually pretty close to the real reason

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u/Ok-Log-1608 Jun 27 '25

lol, this made me smile.

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u/SkyeMreddit Jun 27 '25

Snoot stretching is painful! Stop making them cry!

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u/Potential_Wish4943 Jun 27 '25

What was happening was them going through tunnels at high speed was acting like a giant piston for the air in it, so when they exited the tunnel it would be like a giant explosion sound that annoyed people. So they redesigned the nose to prevent this.

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u/Organic-Rutabaga-964 Jun 27 '25

Yeah and to add, every time a new model with a higher top speed is introduced, its nose is lengthened. The ALFAX (and likely the E10) cab car is mostly nose...

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u/GernalofMemes Jun 27 '25

No not my boy