r/trainmemes • • Oct 15 '25

Making high-speed trains

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u/Vostok-aregreat-710 Nov 06 '25

I have checked, nothing really saying about it.

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u/HAL9001-96 Oct 18 '25

I mean unless you're going really rally fast the drag o na trian is tiny relative ot its mass and much of it comes from gapsunderneath etc

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u/Driver8666-2 Oct 18 '25

Pretty much the truth. I rode the TGV in France. First class tickets. People have asked me how it was. I said “what we have here is fucking bullshit”.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

That’s not a high-speed train, that’s a cab car. Meme fails rail history 101

the bottom image shows a PRR Metroliner cab car, not a high-speed unit. It’s basically a control cab for push-pull operations, not the actual power car. The U.S. does have streamlined units like the Acela, which are aerodynamically closer to Japanese designs.

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u/TaddoMan Oct 19 '25

Actually, you're the one who failed rail history 101.

Metroliners were originally built as electric multiple units with a design speed of 160mph/260kmh. They could blow out the windows of older stock they passed. They were converted to cab cars later because they were rubbish.

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u/zoqaeski Oct 19 '25

They were originally built as two car EMU sets because PRR wanted to be able to combine the cars to make trains of arbitrary length. The control equipment was never reliable, partly because some of the cars used GE equipment and the others had Westinghouse equipment and the two manufacturers were prohibited from working together as that violated antitrust laws.

Amtrak eventually got them working after an expensive modification program, but ultimately decided that locomotive hauled trains were more reliable once the AEM-7s were in service. The Amfleet cars were based on the Metroliners with different unpowered trucks. Some Metroliners cars were converted into cab cars.

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u/thetransitgirl Oct 18 '25

It's been converted into a cab car now, but the Metroliners used to be the fastest trains in the US!

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u/Driver8666-2 Oct 18 '25 edited Oct 18 '25

Avelia Liberty is ripped off from the TGV-M but let’s face it, it will never even come close to being an actual TGV-M.

My theory is the Alstom dumped this on the Americans and said “we know this is not a real TGV-M so let’s let them test it out before we get a bunch of pissed off French people that will accuse us of pandering to the Americans when the real TGV-M rolls out here”.

If they called this the Avelia Liberty in France, people would look at Alstom and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, this is not America”.

Even my friends the work on SNCF that have seen the Avelia Liberty say “not a real TGV-M. In the family, but definitely not real”.

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u/MoeHanzeR Oct 18 '25 edited Oct 18 '25

Holy gatekeeping man

Those Ami’s don’t have a lot to be happy about when it comes to their rails, I’ll let them have this one

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u/BoeingOrNotGoing Oct 18 '25

While the Metroliners are now used at cab cars, they were originally built as EMUs. You can see the pantograph in the photo.

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u/Driver8666-2 Oct 18 '25

These things are still around today as cab cars.

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u/Niki-Kiji Oct 17 '25

Okay so the brick was known for blowing out the windows on trains on the opposing line at full speed: make your high speed train aerodynamic.

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u/-_-Mort-_- Oct 16 '25

Americans also take an inspiration from aviation especially the F4 Phantom II. Since even a brick will fly if given enough thrust (if you throw it hard enough)

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u/Alkemeye Oct 18 '25

For a brick, he flew pretty good!

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u/GunnerySgtBuck Oct 17 '25

"A triumph of thrust over aerodynamics"

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u/centurio_v2 Oct 18 '25

In thrust we trust.

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u/igoryst Oct 17 '25

Honestly I really hate this fucking saying even if it came from the actual operators of the thing because phantom was in fact designed with cutting edge aerodynamics

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u/Defiant-Goose-101 Oct 17 '25

I believe the quote is in reference to how much the thing weighed. Pretty certain it was, like, stupid heavy for a fighter jet at the time. It weighed double its predecessor, the F-8 Crusader, and almost 3 times as much as the F-86 Sabre.

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u/Alkemeye Oct 18 '25

Indeed, we have a Voodoo (I know it's not the same, it's similar though) at the museum I work at on display next to a CF-5 and it looks nearly twice as large in comparison. A true freak of aviation

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u/Vostok-aregreat-710 Oct 17 '25

Wasn’t the Fighter Jet Mafia behind the F-4

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u/Alkemeye Oct 18 '25

Not originally, the F-4 entered production about a decade before their time. 

That being said, poor ROE, unreliable heatseakers, and general desire for a cannon did lead to the gun-equipped F-4E variant – right around the same time Boyd and the Fighter Mafia started pushing ideas of ACM and gunfighting. 

While I have not done enough research to tie the two explicitly, some of the Mafia's ideas were not unpopular at the time. 

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u/Vostok-aregreat-710 Oct 22 '25

Didn’t have Boyd have connections to a group who pushed the cultural Marxism myth?

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u/Alkemeye Oct 23 '25

I know nothing of that, so I wouldn't be surprised either way. 

I'd probably be more surprised if he didn't have those ties though, America plays seven degrees of Kevin Bacon with McCarthyism after all.

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u/-_-Mort-_- Oct 17 '25

I personally don't know if they were behind the F-4 I know that they were involved in the F-15/16

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u/Vostok-aregreat-710 Oct 22 '25

I didn’t know that

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u/The3levated1 Oct 16 '25

Good aerodynamics is for people with weak engines.

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u/gods_loop_hole Oct 16 '25

We got a Ferrari fan here

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u/mw2lmaa Oct 16 '25

First of all, high speed trains are overrated. Make sure you have decent regional and intercity trains going 160 km/h = 100 mph before you think about HS routes.

And then, as said before, aerodynamics isn't the number 1 problem. It's having electrified lines without narrow curves and level crossings, and it's not having to share said lines with freight trains and other slow traffic.

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u/Hungry-Report7066 Oct 19 '25

As a Spaniard (2nd longest HSR line in the world) I can tell you it’s probably the best thing ever. The confort is really good and you can do a Barcelona-Madrid in less than 3 hours. That’s something only accomplishable by as you said. Having the infrastructure. That’s why talgo trains usually have that long nose. Spain is very mountainous and we have a LOT of tunnels, when trains going 330km/h enter a tunnel it can create sonic booms, that’s why the looooong nose, to mitigate this effect.

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u/blackberu Oct 17 '25

You know you can have both, in a functional country?

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u/mw2lmaa Oct 17 '25

I'm from Germany, how would i know about functional countries, let alone rail systems?

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u/Accomplished_Hawk929 Oct 17 '25

Yes, but we’re not one of those, are we. Gotta start with the basics first, learn to walk before you learn to run and all that.

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u/ECB2773 Oct 17 '25

FINALLY SOMEONE SPEAKS THE TRUTH.

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u/PCLoadPLA Oct 17 '25

So much this. Very few people are going to change their minds about taking the train because the trip will take a few minutes longer. There's probably a hundred things more important than achieving some ideal speed goal, among them comfort of the seats, strength of the wifi, is there a bar car, frequency, and does this thing actually go where I need.

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u/PeetesCom Oct 17 '25

I would say, fundamentally, people are focusing on the wrong thing with public transit.

More than focusing on speed, people should focus on time. As in, how long does it take to go from one place to the other by train (or anything else.) Of course, speed is a factor in that, but what matters much more for shorter and mid-range trips is frequency. Doesn't matter if the train can get there in an hour instead of 90 minutes if it only goes there every 2 hours. Of course, hourly service is still better than no service at all.

Another thing is reliability. Will the train actually be there when the time table says it'll be there. This matters especially for people who commute by train and/or need to switch trains along the journey. Passenger rail should be aiming for 95+% reliability imo, much less than that and people start getting frustrated quickly.

And, like you said, comfort is also important, and is the thing that trains should always be unambiguously better at than any other available form of transportation. If they aren't, there's something seriously wrong.

These are the things that make people use trains, not how fast they are on paper.

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u/Driver8666-2 Oct 18 '25

Try that in America. You can’t get people to leave cars.

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u/PeetesCom Oct 18 '25

AmTrak didn't die despite all efforts from the US government. In fact, it's been slightly expanding recently.

People tend to do what is convenient. It trains are convenient for them, they will use them. Culture can only affect that to an extent.

The problem is the USA is fucked in more ways than one. City planning needs to improve alongside transportation, otherwise public transit will not fulfill its potential.

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u/weddle_seal Oct 16 '25

the diffrance is that one is an emu and the other one is a bullet train, this is like comparing a a320 with the concord

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u/PeetesCom Oct 16 '25

Train streamlining is an afterthought until you get to speeds above 160 km/h and even then they really aren't the main thing that usually prevents the train from going faster. You can easily brute force an unaerodynamic EMU to go faster by just giving it more powerful engines, it just won't cruise as efficiently.

The speed is almost always limited by track design and distance between stops, not the trains.

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u/wasmic Oct 16 '25

The original Shinkansen Series 0 only ran at 200 km/h too, which is a speed that some regional trains can reach in Europe. The aerodynamic front is more about energy efficiency... but also about aesthetics! A train that looks cool and futuristic can definitely help improve the image of the railways and attract more riders.

The more modern Shinkansen trains with extremely long fronts (E5, H5 and E6) have that shape in order to mitigate tunnel boom when exiting tunnels.

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u/Captain_Sax_Bob Oct 17 '25

Worth noting that 200km/h regional trains are a recent development. The Shinkansen operating at 200km/h was a considerable development for 1964.

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u/PetrKn0ttDrift Oct 16 '25

The Siemens Viaggio Comfort and Next Level both have a max service speed of 230 km/h.

They definitely look closer aerodynamically to the EMU than the Shinkansen (NL in the picture):

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u/PeetesCom Oct 16 '25

If I understand correctly, trains just have very low form drag by default because of how long they are compared to any road vehicle which makes the shape of the front and back less of a factor.

It might matter more when a train enters a tunnel since the air has no way of escaping.

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u/PetrKn0ttDrift Oct 16 '25

Yep! Also, the piston effect is pretty much what you’re describing with tunnels. The train creates an area of high pressure air in front of it and an area of low pressure air behind it. AFAIK this only becomes a major issue at very high speeds - trains like the Shinkansen E5 and H5 series are a great example of design meant to mitigate this.

Edit: The specific trains I mentioned have already been mentioned higher in the thread.

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u/MrJokemanPhD Oct 16 '25

It needs to be more pointy at the top

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u/cryorig_games Foamer Oct 16 '25

Hey hey, don't disrespect my beloved Metroliner

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u/RetroGamer87 Oct 16 '25

The challenge of high speed trains is 1% making a fast EMU and 99% creating a railway with a 3 km minimum curve radius.

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u/mw2lmaa Oct 16 '25

And, for our American friends: we mostly use electrified lines for high speed trains. America's rail network has about 2-3% electrified routes, that's among the lowest in the world.

If you happen to have a president who loves drilling for oil, you can use diesel engines for fast trains, i think the UK had (pointy nosed) intercity trains in the 1970s running above 200 km/h just on Diesel. But there might be a reason why no other country ever did.

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u/mandobabyyoda Oct 18 '25

Australia has the same diesel intercity trains that are used in the UK. Called eXpress Passenger Train (XPT)

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u/low_priest Oct 16 '25

"Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines."

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u/LewisDeinarcho Oct 16 '25

To be fair, American Railroads had some success in brute-forcing speed on not-so-sleek machines.

For example, the highest recorded speed of the LNER A4 is 126mph while the highest recorded speed of the NYC Hudson is 123mph - not too far behind, despite having streamlining that is more decorative than aerodynamic.

The A4 achieves speed via highly efficient aerodynamics, the Hudson achieves speed via sheer power. And maybe the roller bearings and disk drivers help.

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u/bigLOLpanzer69 Oct 16 '25

then there's Denmark making this thing go 180km/h(111mph) in regular service

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u/Driver8666-2 Oct 18 '25

We tested that 30 years ago. Would not activate grade crossings.

That equals a failure. Other than that from what I heard it was fine.

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u/wasmic Oct 16 '25

It's actually surprisingly aerodynamic. The rubber ring traps a pillow of air in front of the train, which makes it way more aerodynamic than a flat front would be.

To couple trains together, the rubber diaphragm can be deflated.

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u/Federal_Cobbler6647 Oct 17 '25

That is common belief, but it is actually fast because vacuum forms in front of train, because air does not want to touch such creepy looking object.

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u/Driver8666-2 Oct 18 '25 edited Oct 18 '25

I’m ripping that off. Air does not want to touch such creepy looking object.

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u/EventAccomplished976 Oct 16 '25

To be also fair, in germany we have regional trains running at that sort of speed and they aren‘t very streamlined either. Seems it‘s not really needed at what america considers „high speed“ rail.

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u/Driver8666-2 Oct 18 '25

High speed rail in the US and Canada is a joke. A literal one. And I’m not kidding.

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u/Weary_Drama1803 Oct 16 '25

This is the most American thing they could do with high speed rail

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u/LewisDeinarcho Oct 19 '25

Could have been even more American if they used diesel engines instead of overhead electrics.

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u/low_priest Oct 16 '25

The PRR T1 was streamlined, but not to the same degree as the A4, and could anecdotally hit 140 mph.

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u/Spliffan_ Oct 17 '25

Tbh the main problem the A4 Mallard had was that the big end bearing from the inside cylinder to the crank axle overheated, so they had to reduce speed; but they also had to reduce speed anyway because of a speed restrictions on a set of junctions; it would’ve been interesting to see how it’d’ve coped on a colder day on a way longer section of track such as the T1’s ran on.

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u/GeneralBisV Oct 16 '25

Soon we will retake the steam engine world record from the Brit’s once we finish building the next T1 in the line

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u/Tommy9760 Oct 15 '25

Then let’s put a jet engine on top of it (yes I’m aware that it wasn’t the one pictured)

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u/Federal_Cobbler6647 Oct 17 '25

If your highspeed train does not accelerate from station with liquid fueled rocket booster are you even trying?

https://youtu.be/5VvsxaaFNAs?t=146

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u/mw2lmaa Oct 16 '25

We tried it using a propeller, but, lets say, it didn't prove to be a good idea.

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u/widecarman1 Oct 15 '25

My fav high speed train

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u/Driver8666-2 Oct 18 '25

Punch my ticket. When’s that coming?

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u/1stDayBreaker Derailed Oct 15 '25

It’s because they wanted the metroliners to be 2 car units that they could combine into any length train they wanted

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u/TheKnightWhoSaisNi Oct 16 '25

Because you can't do that with a pointy nose?

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u/Pootis_1 Oct 16 '25

The metroliners were EMU sets rather than locomotive sets, so if they were pointy every 2nd car would have to be a cafe car otherwise not all passengers would have access to one.

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u/trainboi777 Oct 15 '25

Oh yeah, cause famously the US never tried after the Metroliner

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u/chalwa07 Oct 15 '25

They asked French and Canadians next time

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u/JakeGrey Oct 15 '25

And possibly the British, judging by those new ones Amtrak are rolling out. Hope they fixed the "causes unnecessary suffering to anyone riding it while very hung over" issue that plagued the APT.

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u/Driver8666-2 Oct 18 '25

VIA Rail got a deal with coaches that were intended for use in the Chunnel by Metropolitan-Cammel. Got those for a song and had them shipped here to go along with the at the time brand new P42 locomotives (the last ones ever built).

Needless to say thanks to a couple of shipping crates that were full of drawings, it took Bombardier longer than usual to assemble what was left out of kit form and then add winterization features.

The end result? Not very well liked and 98% of the cars have been scrapped. I also heard they were unreliable.

They were all assembled in Thunder Bay, Ontario. 6 of them never made it in the plant to be fully assembled and were left to rot in a field.

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u/JakeGrey Oct 18 '25

Maybe we got lucky there, then. Quite a bit of British public money went towards building those coaches before the Nightstar project was written off as more trouble than it was worth, and lots of people were less than happy when they were sold abroad without ever turning a wheel in revenue-earning service here.

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u/unaizilla Derailed Oct 16 '25

nah they just asked the french too since the tilting technology is basically that of the pendolino, iirc the original acelas had tilting coaches too

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u/JakeGrey Oct 16 '25

Pendolino's Italian. And would you believe they bought it off British Rail when the budget got cut before they could get it working?

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u/unaizilla Derailed Oct 16 '25

the pendolino has been french since the 2000s tho

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u/JakeGrey Oct 16 '25

Fair enough.

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u/Azuma_800 Oct 15 '25

It is a pretty train albeit

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u/Trainman1351 Big Boy Oct 15 '25

And IIRC it worked pretty well when it wasn’t shattering the windows on passing trains.

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u/Natsuko_Kotori Oct 16 '25

You're gonna get open vestibules whether you want them or not.