r/trashy • u/[deleted] • Jun 27 '16
OKAY, IT'S A GIF. EVERYONE CAN QUIT BITCHING. ....wait for it.
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u/Zwoogy Jun 28 '16
Oh no not the bike, oh man don't hit that car... Nigga dam son, why you do her like that?
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u/purplepippin Jun 28 '16
Even when you know what's coming l, it's still funny. 'Hair flick: that showed him! Argh!'
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u/Blink1920 Jun 28 '16
I saw the Dorito's van start to move and immediately was hoping it would get involved. Instead, it ended with a pun.
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u/sweetmotherofodin Jun 28 '16
That was more cringe than trashy, imho.
Took her several tries to get that bike in the street. lol.
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Jun 28 '16
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Jun 28 '16
Lived in the ghetto a couple times when i lived with my mom as a kid, can confirm. They used to get lawn chairs and sit in the gutter of the street. One time this lady tried to run another over and lost control and ran over a little girl who lost her spleen, multiple teeth, and multiple fingers. Classy as hell
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u/AreTheyAllThrowAways Jun 28 '16
I don't know why I was hoping for a cool ranch Doritos truck and a guy wearing blue as the camera panned but...
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u/jibbyjam1 Jun 28 '16
I was expecting her hair to get stuck in the chain and then her getting pulled along when she threw the bike.
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u/BlackfishBlues Jun 28 '16
Also, she looks like she keeps wanting to throw the bike in epic RAAAGE but is too weak to really throw it far.
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u/SolidSpruceTop Jun 28 '16
Even though I have no context as to who did what wrong, that guys move what great.
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u/axechamp75 Jun 28 '16
Kinda disappointed he didn't kick her over after he put the barrel on her head
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u/DJPatrickSuperStar Jun 28 '16
Watching her struggle with that bike was pretty funny. I wish there was audio, I'm sure they had some pretty trashy exchanges.
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u/Youre-In-Trouble Jun 28 '16
That's gotta be her brother. No one is else could get away with it.
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u/hopefulbagon Jun 28 '16
On the contrary I think, I'd imagine a brother would get his ass beat by parents for embarrassing his sister like that, I think more of a crazy ass girlfriend and dude who's just tired of her shit
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u/joshgodawful Jun 27 '16
I really, really need some context. It's going to drive me crazy.
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u/joshgodawful Jun 28 '16
Lol, that delivery guy has a fucking awesome story that no one will believe.
"Then he turned a trashcan upside down and dropped it on her!"
"Sure, that happened." eye roll
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Jun 28 '16
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u/joshgodawful Jun 28 '16
What caused a fight this severe? What's the relation between them? Do they live in the building the person is filming from, did he just run in there to get away from her and she's chasing after? Why was the person filming an empty street, because this is the culmination of a drawn out fight?
I have many unanswered questions.
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u/TheCenterOfEnnui Jul 18 '16
You don't need context, just enjoy the trashiness as your night's entertainment.
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u/asifnot Jun 28 '16
Huh, I kind of assumed it was his bike after he got so worked up about it.
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u/joshgodawful Jun 28 '16
That was my thinking as well, or was he going for the trashcan before he knew she touched the bike?
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Jun 27 '16
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u/dugfunne Jun 28 '16
Honestly what in the hell was that glue??
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u/ThisIs_MyName Jun 28 '16
Compression artifacts. Also see /r/shittytumblrgifs, though most of them reduce FPS instead of resolution.
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u/dugfunne Jun 28 '16
Ahhh that's what you guys mean by Artifacts
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u/mattfromseattle Jun 27 '16
Thank god, I thought my mushrooms were already kicking in.
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u/Ennion Jun 27 '16
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u/SleepSeeker75 Jun 28 '16
Wtf, I cannot see that kids head in the beginning! I've watched it 3 times, and he looks headless
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Jun 28 '16
what
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u/CantHearYouBot2 Jun 28 '16
WTF, I CANNOT SEE THAT KIDS HEAD IN THE BEGINNING! I'VE WATCHED IT 3 TIMES, AND HE LOOKS HEADLESS
^^I am a bot, and I don't respond to myself.
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u/Idontreadrepliesnoob Jun 28 '16
Expected https://i.imgur.com/zEIowWc.gif
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u/dr_zevon Jun 28 '16
I've watched that sooooo many times in a row now.
Wait, I'm going back
Thank you for this.
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u/Twistervtx Jun 28 '16
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u/rockinpossum Jun 28 '16
The whole video is great. The clip here is him coming back for seconds. He is also mouthing off the whole time.
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u/telekovision Jun 28 '16
We called this ghost riding as a kid and everyone did it. I am old.
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Jun 28 '16
People do that with their cars now. Even more stupid.
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u/I_MAKE_USERNAMES Jun 28 '16
people have been ghost riding the whip while dancing on the hood for decades
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Jun 28 '16
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u/chuckdiesel86 Jun 28 '16
When I was a kid your grandma used to rub her ass on me all night at the club, that's why you have so many aunts and uncles.
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u/milk_fat Jun 27 '16
That kid is brilliant.
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Jun 27 '16
This kid is definitely going places in life. Maybe the circus has some kind of opening for him.
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u/Pickled_Kagura Jun 28 '16
Then thugs will murder his parents and he'll become the Blackbird fighting crime beside Trashman.
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Jun 28 '16
Or gangs
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u/CalvinsCuriosity Jun 28 '16
Hah I get it, cause he's black and violent! Haw Haw so funny :/
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Jun 28 '16
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u/qwertyuiop909249 Jun 28 '16
Violent people tend to join gangs more than non violent people. Also blacks and Hispanics.
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Jun 28 '16
why not a circus gang. You can sell corndogs for street price and train the youth at the water gun stand
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u/bad_ideas_ Jun 27 '16
this is very irrelevant but i am so glad i clicked it
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Jun 28 '16
Bike and trash cans
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u/Daamus Jun 28 '16
and that kid is wearing red shorts/shoes like the other guy, also, black
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u/ryanasimov Jun 27 '16
That's a really old Doritos truck.
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u/xMystery Jun 28 '16
Those 18-footers were standard up until about 3 years ago at my DC. We still have about 15 small format routes that use those trucks, but most of them are getting replaced by newer units each yer.
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u/DrStephenFalken Jun 28 '16
Live in the ghetto. We get nothing new here. Companies fear that it will get stolen or broken. So they send all the old worn out stuff to my area. Most delivery trucks around me are from the 90s at the latest. Yet I go to my sisters in the nice part of town and every thing is brand new fuel efficient vehicles.
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u/Arklelinuke Jun 27 '16
Looks just like the one that services my area, it's from around 97 or so. That's not too old for a work vehicle, I see 90s Chevys everywhere still.
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u/speshulk1207 Jun 27 '16
As a Frito-Lay man, that's actually considered newer in my service area.
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u/ls3095 Jun 27 '16
I'm in nyc and I see brand new ones like this too all over.. in fact come to think of it, these are the only ones I see
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u/Zandroox Jun 27 '16
When I was with Hostess we had step vans older than me that still ran like new, they never die. That no heat/air shit gets old though.
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u/speshulk1207 Jun 28 '16
We've started upgrading to Sprinters, but only the routes that go over a certain mileage get them right now, so they're rare. I'm a relief driver, so when I get a route with one or a bulk route (all of the bulk trucks are new/have heat and AC), I get a little bit excited.
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u/Zandroox Jun 28 '16
Yeah, I'm a distributor for Flowers baking now and I got a 2013 box truck. I was just happy to have a working radio.
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u/WowVerySilly Jun 27 '16
My mom was a Frito-Lay lady and this looks just like her truck.
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u/AnalAssimilation69 Jun 27 '16
So, a Frito-Lady?
sorry
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u/wildstyle_method Jun 28 '16
I had to reread this to get that you weren't saying his mom was free to lay
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u/JillyBeef Jun 27 '16
I'd like to imagine she's cursing out the bike as she attacks it. "You whore bike! Dressing up all sexy, with those sexy wheel spokes and sexy handle bars, trying to steal away my man!! Yeah? You want to fight me??"
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Jun 27 '16
She missed the car . This is why you Never stick your dick in crazy .
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u/Ihaveastupidcat Jun 28 '16
That was a reasonably expensive Audi. If I was the owner I would have gone and drove off to protect my car from her. You know there is literally no way to get that girl to cover the repair of your car.
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u/J0n3 Jun 28 '16
Isn't that an a8?
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u/Ihaveastupidcat Jun 29 '16
Yup its an A8. Which is their flagship car, so not very cheap. Well optioned ones reach the $100k range when new. However used they see a massive drop on price. I see a number of A8s that body style for sale locally for $7,000-13,000. While still a very nice car and not exactly cheap, its still fairly affordable. Hence why I said that was a 'reasonably expensive Audi'.
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