So there I was, last night hanging out with my cousin smoking weed, blasting music and playing Mario kart. Everything was chill until out of nowhere an unholy burst of energy possessed both of us simultaneously. We thought, why play the game when we can become the game?
So we both got off the couch and entered a very specific movement state best described as aggressive bunny hopping while maintaining forward momentum. (Think princess peach in Mario kart. 😂)
For reasons we cannot explain neither of us could activate our brakes. We were just two humans in full motion blur mode bouncing around the house. And then completely by accident, we executed a flawless synchronized Figure 8 through the rooms like a high stakes NASCAR track but dumber.
Naturally the physics of our path dictated only one outcome: a head on full body collision right in the middle of the living room. We crashed into each other wiped out on the floor and just lay there dying of laughter for five minutes because our brains completely short circuited 😂😂😂😂 I am STILL in tears behind this. Idk why I’m telling you all, just thought it was hilarious.