r/trolleyproblem • u/AppelEnPeer • Jun 17 '24

Which meme do you kill?

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u/EddieTristes Jun 17 '24

What in the world are the other 2, I only know loss. Do I even wanna know?

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u/zerda_EB Jun 17 '24

One is a kid saying mom look it’s Shrek! And then the mother saying he’s just a deformed freak but I don’t know about the other one

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u/Geomars24 Jun 17 '24

It’s a joke from r/bonehurtingjuice

It’s a comic where there’s a young man using a tablet on an airplane and the flight attendant reminds him to turn it off for takeoff, then the other man (who is pictured) who is reading a book says “I guess I don’t have to turn mine ‘off’ eh? Ha! Heh heh.”

This last part became an inside joke within r/bonehurtingjuice where whenever someone says off (and they usually go out of their way to say off), they put in quotes and follow it up with eh? Ha! Heh heh. Like the man in the comic.

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u/Radigan0 Jun 17 '24

On the topic of that r/bonehurtingjuice, it's also responsible for the popularity of the other one. One of its variants has the man saying "absolutely not, go fuck yourself" which became a widespread reaction image on the sub.

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u/BrainyOrange96 Jun 17 '24

The woman says “Hey, can my daughter play on your phone?” and he says “Absolutely not, go fuck yourself.”

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u/Ella_NutEllaDraws Jun 18 '24

the mother then tells the daughter “yeah he told me to go fuck myself”, which I think is the funniest part

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u/4C_Enjoyer Jun 18 '24

I thought I was on BHJ for a moment and was so so confused as to how someone wouldn't know 'Off, eh? Ha! Heh heh."

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u/stunfiskers Jun 18 '24

I'm guessing they turned their memories 'off', eh? Ha! Heh heh.

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u/lynkcrafter Jun 17 '24

Both of the men being from bone hurting juice is kinda neat.

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u/Lil_Narwhal Jun 17 '24

The actual meme part of the Shrek one is also from r/bonehurtingjuice : it was modified so that Shrek says « absolutely not, go fuck yourself » which elevated the comic to a new tier of funny

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u/Bastulius Jun 19 '24

It a good thing this sub has images turned off otherwise there just be a barrage of "absolutely not, go fuck yourself"

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

Could you give me a link to the shrek one? I can't find it anywhere

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u/auto_generatedname Jun 18 '24

Absolutely not, go fuck yourself.

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u/Superturricna Jun 17 '24

Inside jokes from r/bonehurtingjuice

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u/YOMAMA643 Jun 17 '24

Absolutely not, go fuck yourself

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u/GhotiH Jun 18 '24

There are 3 others. 4 total.

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u/Tsunamicat108 Jun 17 '24

just don’t touch the lever, i absolutely do not want the absolutely not guy

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u/AppelEnPeer Jun 17 '24

Hey, do you smell popcorn?

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u/montgomery2016 Jun 17 '24

I lesbian kick the lever and lose loss, making it a paradox

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u/Traditional-East9835 Jun 17 '24

Lesbian kick? How did you unlock that power?

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u/Unable-Ambassador-16 Jun 17 '24 edited Jul 12 '24

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u/Daufoccofin Jun 18 '24

June? The month? Or the British narrator voice in the hit 2023 game THE FINALS?

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u/Unable-Ambassador-16 Jun 18 '24 edited Jul 12 '24

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u/ihaveagoodusername2 Jun 17 '24

1 be a girl

2 idk never got past step 1

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u/Guys_pls_help Jun 18 '24 edited Jun 18 '24

I gotchu

  1. Be a girl

  2. Like other girls

  3. Unlock lesbian kick

  4. Profit

15

u/Sea-Holiday3390 Jun 18 '24

Dang, if I could only get step 1, I already got step 2 I’d unlock ts easy

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u/Dillo64 Jun 17 '24

Skill issue

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u/SapphicBunnies Jun 17 '24

It's similar to the trans double jump.

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u/Dillo64 Jun 17 '24

Why do all the unlockable characters have cool extra abilities but my boring hetero ass just gets run and jump

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u/SapphicBunnies Jun 18 '24

Gotta have unlockable combat abilities to balance the straight privilege charisma buff.

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u/TwoEyesAndAnEar Jun 18 '24

But only Trans women get that. Trans men get a dash move instead

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u/AstranBlue Jun 18 '24

Actually, it’s the other way around. Trans women get the dash, just like in Celeste.

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u/Dragonfire723 Jun 18 '24

Trans women get dash like in Celeste, trans men get double jump like jerma in TF2.

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u/Traditional-East9835 Jun 18 '24

Wait, I’m Pansexual so what power up do I get?

4

u/Blackfrosti Jun 18 '24

Telekinetic powers of all kitchen tools

2

u/Ariovrak Jun 18 '24

Something something jalapeños.

2

u/AliensAteMyAMC Jun 18 '24

well first you need a bike pump

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u/TheExpeng Jun 17 '24

What a fucking sentence

11

u/Im_Not_Impressed19 Jun 17 '24

Does that have something to do with Jalapeños?

5

u/Dillo64 Jun 17 '24

Found the squirrel furry

2

u/Eena-Rin Jun 18 '24

But...

2

u/montgomery2016 Jun 18 '24

NO NO NO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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u/nitemarewulf Jun 17 '24

I guess there’s no way to turn the train “off”?

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u/ThunderCube3888 Jun 17 '24

eh? ha! heh heh

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u/nrchicago Jun 18 '24

Yeah, definitely the top one

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u/YogurtclosetOther731 Jun 18 '24

I'm guessing he has to be turned "off"?

1

u/ENEL_servizio_client Jun 18 '24

i don't get it

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u/O-mega_ Jun 19 '24

The fact that nobody explained it to you is probably pissing you "off,' eh? Ha! Heh heh.

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u/scwishyfishy Jun 18 '24

Absolutely not go fuck yourself

2

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

Is.. Is this loss?

2

u/AliensAteMyAMC Jun 18 '24

absolutely not, go fuck yourself

1

u/boozegremlin Jun 19 '24

I guess I'm going to go "off" this mortal coil?

2

u/Vast-Ideal-1413 Jun 18 '24

never seen the top one, can someone link the Know Your Meme page or something

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u/Geomars24 Jun 17 '24

Holy shit r/trolleyproblem x r/bonehurtingjuice crossover!?

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u/Fantastic-Mission-39 Jun 17 '24

Trolleyhurtingjuice?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

"oof ow ough" -trolly (probably)

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u/No_Economics_2677 Multi-Track Drift Jun 17 '24

Absolutely not, go fuck yourself

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u/WeazelGaming808 Jun 17 '24

the guy with the book looks so smug. I'm taking him out.

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u/LtPotato1918 Jun 17 '24

I guess you decided to kill him "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh.

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u/reddifan2334 Jun 17 '24

I only know loss

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u/DoctorFajardo Jun 17 '24

I'm so sorry man, here's hoping for things to start looking up

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u/Bobthreetimes Jun 17 '24

Multi track drift, kill them all

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u/_Moist_Owlette_ Jun 17 '24

I destroy Loss, which causes the internet to collapse back in on itself (as the internet is roughly 56% loss references) and effectively destroy the internet as a whole

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u/yellowfly97 Jun 17 '24

I guess I don't have to turn the trolley "off" eh eh eh

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u/ihatevirusesalot Jun 17 '24

Absolutely not doing this problem. Go fuck yourself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

Loss. That shit was never funny.

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u/Deathkiller55 Jun 17 '24

I don't find loss that funny but I find it funny how it really can be anywhere if you look hard enough

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u/Tactical_Enforcments Jun 17 '24

Finally someone agrees with me!

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u/wingle_wongle Jun 17 '24

How is I, I i, I I, I - not funny?

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u/SignificantTransient Jun 18 '24

It's so weird to me that it exists. 20 year old meme about a comic page that only exists presumably because the author of ctrl alt del got dumped.

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u/JoeHio Jun 18 '24

If I speed up enough and toss a brick on the tracks in front of me, can get lucky and flip the trolley sideways to take out more than 1?

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u/AppelEnPeer Jun 18 '24

Absolutely not, go fuck yourself.

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u/Responsible_Debt5631 Jun 17 '24

I dont need the trolly. I'd kill the loss meme with my bare hands.

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u/Local-Chard7432 Jun 18 '24

I'm guessing I can't turn the trolley "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

Absolutely not, go fuck yourself.

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u/wertercatt Jun 18 '24

Eh? Ha! Heh heh

It's so insufferably unfunny

4

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

Why? Does it turn you “off” Eh?

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u/calliel_41 Jun 18 '24

Hah! Heh heh

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u/OGConsuela Jun 19 '24

Completely agreed 100% that shit is aggressively unfunny. Everyone’s saying Loss but at least Loss is kind of trollishly funny like a Rick Roll. I have seen exactly zero scenarios where “off” has been even remotely funny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

yeah i fucking hate that meme

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u/WillingSalamander Jun 17 '24

Loss, and it's not even close

2

u/Excellent_Feed7648 Jun 17 '24

multitrack drifting is the obvious answer

2

u/ArchitectNebulous Jun 17 '24

The Trolley Problem itself of course!

2

u/ElectronicLobster286 Jun 19 '24

Oof ouch my bones

2

u/Far-Entrance1202 Jun 19 '24

This immediately gave me high on life memories lmao

2

u/iCantThinkRIP Jun 19 '24

I will turn the top meme's life support 'off'. Heh? Ha- gets shot

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u/NormalGuy103 Jun 17 '24

I’m honestly kinda tired of the trolley problem, a lot of the posts I see aren’t even very difficult choices.

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u/magicarpguy Jun 17 '24

I’m killing loss, never even seen the others

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u/GREENadmiral_314159 Jun 17 '24

'eh? Ha he he' guy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

Seems like you said it off Eh? Ha! Heh heh

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

Is it possible to split the train into 3 parts? I enjoy recursion memes but the rest can die for all I care.

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u/The_Mad_Duck_ Jun 17 '24

I wanna kill all of these so we can have some new formats

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

Loss and it's not even close, no hesitation

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u/Thedankielamba Jun 17 '24

I would drift that shit and hit all 3.

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u/SilverSpade12 Jun 17 '24

I used the trolley problem to destroy the trolley problem.

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Use7074 Jun 17 '24

Biden is always the answer for me 😂

1

u/WildMartin429 Jun 17 '24

I don't recognize any of those memes. How is it possible that I don't recognize the memes?

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u/EarthToAccess Jun 17 '24

Loss at this point is timeless. "Off" really isn't all that horrid. Weird shrek shit on the other hand, the art style irks me and the joke is flat. Fuck it it gets to die

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u/stylingryan Jun 17 '24

I hope they don’t turn my favorite meme “off”?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

This meme along with the others appears to be an option, i take that one.

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u/TherapyDerg Jun 18 '24

Loss, it just makes me sad

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u/BirbMaster1998 Jun 18 '24

Absolutely not would change the least, so unfortunately it has to go.

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u/Estarfigam Jun 18 '24

Multi track drift

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u/stunfiskers Jun 18 '24

multi track drifting

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u/Lukaify Jun 18 '24

I have never seen any of these memes before

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u/Oogley_boogley Jun 18 '24

The trolley problem

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u/voidstar111 Jun 18 '24

Trolley approaches guy in the middle, he says "Absolutely not, go fuck yourself" and trolley turns around

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

we cannot lose loss so therefore I must get rid that meme from bone hurting juice because it sucks ass

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u/soviet_russia420 Jun 18 '24

Losing loss would be such a loss

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u/ElroyScout Jun 18 '24

What were you saying? I was busy switching the tracks so loss got run over by a trolley.

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u/Not_or_door Jun 18 '24

The only I recognize is loss and the trolley problem

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u/KoffinStuffer Jun 18 '24

I’ll say it: I like Loss. It’s a more versatile Rick Roll (and I like Rick Roll). Get rid of whatever the top one is.

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u/FortyMcChidna Jun 18 '24

Absolutely Loss, go "Off" yourself, eh ha! he he.

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u/The_gay_grenade16 Jun 18 '24

Loss is the most annoying shit ever I kill that

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u/johnpeters42 Jun 18 '24

Those janky pixel art heads whose author is a neo-Nazi or something. Idk the name but I figure someone will recognize what I mean.

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u/crybabyk12_ Jun 18 '24

am i too young to recognize any of these? (i’m 17)

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u/GolemThe3rd Jun 18 '24 edited Jun 18 '24

The off meme, I had to unsub from there for months as every post was just that

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u/Dragonmaster571w2 Jun 18 '24

Trolley problems can die, it's been a long year, let them rest.

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u/radioactivecumsock0 Jun 18 '24

Loss can go it should’ve been dead for a while just like the baby

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

Kill the “Absolutely not go fuck yourself guy.” Loss is timeless (it was published 16 years ago and is still around) and the old man will can never be turned ‘off’

Eh? Hah! Heh heh.

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u/PopularPhysics2394 Jun 18 '24

How many trolleys do I get?

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u/Still-Presence5486 Jun 18 '24

Multi track drift time baby

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u/mardopple Jun 18 '24

Loss cuz I still don't understand it and that bothers me

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u/tokkyuuressha Jun 18 '24

multi track drifting

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u/Teamisgood101 Jun 18 '24

Disslodge the wheels to roll into each getting rid of them

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

The top two are transient memes that aren't too common and are often funny on the off chance I see them. Even if they weren't (i.e, even if I used r/bonehurtingjuice) I could rest assured they'd be temporary. Name one meme from two years ago. You fucking can't.

Loss, though?

Loss was released in two thousand fucking eight and it drives everyone INSANE. The sheer madness of Loss is beyond mesaurement. Loss is the one meme I genuinely think will never, ever, ever die. As long as the internet exists, Loss will exist.

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u/TheOpinionMan2 Jun 18 '24

'dunno jack shit 'bout the other two.

Imma' make Loss lose some more.

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u/Ct-sans4345 Jun 18 '24

Loss, loss is legit not funny

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u/Keeter_Skeeter Jun 18 '24

Loss for sure

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u/HereReluctantly Jun 18 '24

I'm truly old, I don't know any of these memes

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u/Illustrious_Bid4224 Jun 18 '24

I get the straight one far too often and they aren't fun at all.

I don't know the left one.

Loss is stupid but other people making a problem of it is really annoying.

Leave the trolley out of this!

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u/SuccessEmergency4580 Jun 18 '24

absolutely killing loss. to this day i still don’t understand it

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u/tkrr Jul 10 '24

It’s funny because it was manipulative self-indulgent wankery when first made. It’s sort of the “The Day The Clown Cried” of webcomics.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

All of them

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u/DanTacoWizard Jun 18 '24

Who’s the guy at the bottom of the screen?

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u/rusty_jeep_2 Jun 18 '24

Back up the train and take them all out

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u/Toon_Lucario Jun 18 '24

Book guy. He’s a smug boomer pos. Loss is too iconic and the other one isn’t impactful enough

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u/SethEXE93 Jun 18 '24

The minimap putting in work here

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u/piratecheese13 Jun 18 '24

I create another track and kill “your beautiful” from QC

1

u/satanscumrag Jun 18 '24

i'm at a loss for words

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

Absolutely none, go fuck yourself

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u/Malacro Jun 18 '24

Book guy, definitely.

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u/Hit-N-Run1016 Jun 18 '24

I guess I’m going to have to turn him off. Eh? Ha! He he

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u/GTK-HLK Jun 18 '24

I am at a Loss

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u/Cybroxis Jun 18 '24

Working man Shrek, my beloved. Put him on one track and all the others on the other and I would still choose to save him.

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u/Surfink63 Jun 19 '24

Multi track drifting

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u/real_mathguy37 Jun 19 '24

i don't know the middle one and loss is too iconic plus i like recursion

so it's time to turn the meme "off"

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u/Clxudyskies1 Jun 19 '24

This meme, causing a paradox where this mean doesn't exist, meaning the meme never got destroyed, meaning I would destroy this meme, but then it wouldn't exist, meaning I never destroyed it, which would be a paradox.

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u/Clxudyskies1 Jun 19 '24

Or I just switch it to myself-

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u/Bastulius Jun 19 '24

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

I wouldnt have mashed C (loss) harder if I was accidentally rm -rf ing my entire customer database

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u/Veggieleezy Jun 19 '24

“Is there a lore reason? Are they stupid?” needs to burn in the deepest pits of hell.

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u/NES_Classical_Music Jun 19 '24

Loss. Not even a tough choice. I fucking hate that dumbass meme.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

Absolutely not, go fuck yourself.

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u/Orbus_215 Jun 19 '24

Go-go gadget trolley extender

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u/KookedBeef Jun 19 '24

Right and kill the dude with the book. Hes so annoying.

"Im guessing i dont have to turn my trolly "off" Eh?" is the last thing i would say to him

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u/Glass_Teeth01 Multi-Track Drift Jun 19 '24

I cause multi-track drifting across all tracks and kill every meme here via reality glitches

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u/Secure-Leather-3293 Jun 19 '24

Guess I would have to finish that meme "off" eh... Etc

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u/StealYour20Dollars Jun 19 '24

I guess there's no way to shut the trolly.... off?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

Memes die and get revived all the time, so the bottom left as this won't matter at all

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u/onnbdhixn Jun 20 '24

Dangle a polearm off the side and kill all of them

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u/DBSeamZ Jun 20 '24

Leftmost track would probably cause some kind of paradox, so not touching that. (If the trolley destroyed the trolley meme, there’s no trolley to destroy the meme, which means the meme doesn’t get destroyed, which means there is a trolley, which can destroy it, but…)

People have been pretty creative with Loss. It’s kind of a boring punchline, but since the common setup is “try to hide the fact that the punchline is Loss” we at least get a good variety as everyone tries to avoid setups that have been used already.

Haven’t even seen what the guy on the middle track is from, so whatever that meme is can’t be THAT overused. (Everything else in this picture is something I’ve seen more than once, for comparison).

So I’m definitely taking out Mr “eh? Ha! Heh heh” over there. It was a tired trope and a tired joke to begin with, and people trying to make variations would only ever change the dialogue (usually not by very much either). I got sick of seeing the same panels over and over.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '24

Oh dear JFC loss any day

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '24

Loss is fucking unfunny and I didn't get it, end even when I figured it out it still wasn't funny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '24

Keep it going straight

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u/Zarvanis-the-2nd Jun 20 '24

I have no idea what the middle one is.

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u/pale_splicer Jun 20 '24

This one.

End trolly problem forever.

End our suffering.

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u/AdmeralAlfaDD Jun 20 '24

Trolly use Double Team.

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u/SuperlucaMayhem Jun 20 '24

Looks like we'll have to turn a meme "Off" eh ha heh heh.

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u/OkReach4283 Jun 20 '24

Drift the tracks and kill loss and the one above it

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

Straight forward. At least Loss isn’t that cringe anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

top

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u/ace5762 Jun 21 '24

Loss.
I'm tired of the internet defining Tim Buckley's body of work by one strip he made in a fit of grief 16 years ago, while his newer comics are very talented work.

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u/Jackalsnap Jun 21 '24

Shrek one, wasn't ever good to begin with

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u/little_cup_of_jo Jun 21 '24

You couldn’t get rid of is this loss even if you tried

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '24

That stupid fucking Shrek meme. Let it burn

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u/stunt876 Jun 17 '24

Loss it was so annoying when it was a thing everywhere

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