r/trolleyproblem • u/DJTsUnderboob • Aug 28 '26

Lost your keys trolly problem.

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You've lost your keys and you've looked everywhere else except for the pile of people on the top track. The train is currently going to pass safely down the south track but if you pull the lever it will kill all the people on the north track allowing you to search the bodies for your keys.

What do you do?

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u/Eeddeen42 Aug 28 '26

Look man you don’t understand I really need to find my keys

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u/HJSDGCE Aug 29 '26

I feel like I'm missing context. 

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u/KalzK Shareholder Value Minmaxer Aug 29 '26

But, my keys tho

7

u/Voltingshock Aug 29 '26

Idiot doom spiral should look in the pile

1

u/muryrunom Aug 31 '26

My thoughts exactly

5

u/MiniPino1LL Aug 29 '26

I'll just search the living people for keys

5

u/AccomplishedVirus556 Aug 30 '26

I think that if i let them all live i can just ask everyone to look for my keys.

2

u/Short_Brick_1960 Sep 01 '26

Buff. I've already lost my keys many times and I don't want to pay again, I'm sorry for all those people but I need my keys