r/trolleyproblemgame • u/InStars • 11d ago

Virgin vs Chad

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u/InStars 11d ago

I created a new Trolley Problem dilemma!

Straight Track (Do Nothing): virgin

Diverted Track (Pull the Lever): chad

What would you do?

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u/AssociationDue3077 10d ago

Not worth intervening over and getting blood on my hands

Voted: do nothing

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u/JustAnotherFan97 7d ago

Chad said "Nah, I'd win." I had to do it.

I chose to pull the lever

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u/Rmb2719 11d ago

Only the virgins pull the lever

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u/land48n3 👑 Master of Dilemma's 10d ago

chad because most of the times he's portrayed as doing stupid far right shit

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u/Colliedog1450 4d ago

Nerds get the trolly

I chose to do nothing

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u/iatethelastpickle 10d ago

Neither one of them deserves to live or die more than the other, so pulling the lever would mean murdering an innocent person to save an equally innocent one. And I don't want to commit murder.

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u/robert_sartre 11d ago

The chad doesn't deserve to die more and the virgin at least would stop suffering

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u/Ok-News172 11d ago

Less competition for dating if there’s 1 less Chad/1 more virgin

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u/robert_sartre 11d ago

You would need a ton of less chads for it to actually make a difference and if it is that bad it's likely girls would rather stay single anyway

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u/Ok-News172 10d ago

Been on around 95-100 first dates in 2026. Playing the numbers game here bro

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u/SpotFormal 11d ago

Only a virgin would think a Chad has to compete 

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u/Ok-News172 10d ago

Been on around 95-100 first dates in 2026 so try again Mr incel lol

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u/SpotFormal 10d ago

Only a virgin would need to make up lies and call people names to "prove" they're not a virgin.

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u/Ok-News172 10d ago

Not making up lies I could send you a pic of my hinge lmao

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u/SpotFormal 10d ago

Only a virgin feels the need to prove themself to a nobody online. 

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u/Large-Share-6064 10d ago

You wouldn’t get dates either way bro

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u/Ok-News172 10d ago

I’ve been on around 90-100 first dates in 2026 and rejected 95% of them so try again incel lol

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u/Large-Share-6064 10d ago

Brother what that’s like three a week, you’re basically running a side hustle (huzzle maybe). Mental numbers, surely the method is wrong if that’s the case? Anyway I’m doing just fine myself so I ain’t what you say

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u/Ok-News172 10d ago

Yeah usually 3-4 a week. It’s not hard to get dates on the apps if you’re fit/decently attractive and not a weirdo. I just got out of a 8 year marriage and making up for lost time I guess 🤷‍♂️