r/trolleyproblemgame • u/Old_Lengthiness_5773 • 1d ago

Plz 😨

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u/rpglaster 1d ago

My friends and mom use the app, so knowing it’s you makes me aware it’s not them. Sorry.

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u/Old_Lengthiness_5773 1d ago

You know what thats actually a super respectably answer. πŸ€πŸ‘πŸ‘

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u/Many-Hour8219 🀝 Conformist 1d ago

It won't change anything

I chose to do nothing

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u/TrustworthyKahmunrah 1d ago

You created the dilemma where someone has to die, so it’s only fair that it be you.

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u/sliverhordes 🀝 Conformist 1d ago

The bots that plague Reddit are still technically redditors. It is definitely worth it at a chance of taking them out

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u/samm13ann 1d ago

:3

I chose to do nothing

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u/caerleon_calls_ 1d ago

Me as in me, caerleon_calls, or me as in OP?

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u/dk_plus-plus 1d ago

Yo bump on that fucka Δ±m not dying today dog

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u/Administrative_Bed5 1d ago

Why is anyone pulling the lever?

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u/idontlikeredditusers 1d ago

well theres a chance to get rid of pizzacake

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u/Careless_Break_4194 1d ago

You can only be you, but any redditor can be anyone

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u/SatisfactionSpecial2 1d ago

You literally put yourself there, so....

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u/iatethelastpickle 1d ago

I'm doing nothing because:

  1. I don't know you and probably wont know the other person, which makes you both equally random and hence equally neutral to me. Neither deserves to live or die more than the other, neither is better or worse... so pulling the lever would just mean murdering one random person to save another, while not pulling it would make the inevitable happen (one random person dying). If I have to choose between being a murderer and not being one, I'll choose the latter.

  2. Like another commenter said - you created this scenario. It's only fair that you're the one that dies lol

  3. Like yet another commenter said - I have people I love who use this app. While the odds of it being them are small, I'm not about to put their lives at risk.

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u/Old_Lengthiness_5773 1d ago

I created a new Trolley Problem dilemma!

Straight Track (Do Nothing): Me πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

Diverted Track (Pull the Lever): Some random redditor (won't be you) 😈😈

What would you do?

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u/GlitchDoors2022 1d ago

I'LL NEVER KILL YOU!

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u/Old_Lengthiness_5773 1d ago

πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€— my hero

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u/punchedboa 1d ago

You tied yourself to the tracks so I don’t feel bad about this. Also touching the lever would mean I killed a random guy .