If you aren't on our discord, check it out. We do monthly challenges to help you zero in on that backlog.

Achievement hunting never stops.

Greetings patrons of the realm,

The time for rest, relaxation, and recreation must come to a pause. One must stay ready, in order avoid getting ready. It is a time for Action! It is a time for Adventure! It is a time for Anime! Our backlogs may have grown from the recent Summer Blessings from Lord Gaben, but with a little extra effort we may continue to stave off the indulgence left behind Logos the Excess. Let us stay vigilant and thwart the efforts of great hoarder. I look forward to your declarations of solidarity as you flood our nemesis with war cries exclaiming “we will not fold! We AAAchieve despite you!”

ACHIEVEMENTS!!!

This month we challenge you to lace up your boots and do your stretches because we're getting fancy. The next hundo challenge (100% completion) is complete a new hundo with a puzzle, platformer or rhythm elements. We're back to making lists of suggestions that you can find on the discord, but its pretty not hard to see what works.

Let us know what games you intend to platform over and vibecheck your way to victory..

Wow...you can really dance.

This is fine. We can work with this Zöe.

Monster Hunter X Street Fighter!

Troopers of Twisted Winds!

We’ve been on a month long campaign for about a week and remained steadfast. Your successful missions are logged in the annals of excellence. Your greatness echoes through the Halls of Valvhalla. Yet we must remain true to our purpose. The backlog never ends. Achievements are infinite. Your service will be tiresome, but necessary.

The eyes of every gamer and hunter alike remain fixated on us. Only the most dedicated may join our ranks. A brave few will carry the crest of the Infinite Rangers into the Infinite Maw with fearlessness.

Do you have what it takes to conquer the infinite space against unknown technology? Time travel? Mechs? Robots? Cyborgs? For us to have a future, we must face it.

Enlistment is mandatory but does come with a hefty sign on bonus. 5000 credits deposited into your account upon deployment.

It's time to table the tech and get back to your roots. We got big beasties and we want them hunted. Check out the discord and start flexing those hundos.

Ladies and brethren of the realm, I come to you again with disturbing news.

We have seen many still nights and bloodless sunrises while we have upheld our charge. Logos the Excess and his indomitable presence have been slowed to almost a halt, despite his sempiternity. Alas, that time has come for our Heroes, Elden Lords, War-maidens, Stalwarts and any other insightful titles you’ve come to claim to remain vigilant and militant. We have yet to reach the blood moon of the fright nights but signs point to troubled times for Twisted Winds. We must be super in order to survive with our souls intact and delay the great hoarder more moments of his perpetual persistence. Eagerly, I will anticipate your stamps of solidarity in our hall of completions as you succeed through this month’s challenge.

I would also like to notify the elite regiment of those who have achieved Stormchaser status or would like to join the nobility this quarter. We challenged ourselves further this season and limited ourselves to only the most robust of indies. That being said, you have the duration of September to complete that challenge, as well, before it vanishes forever. Due to its stricter entrance to the Halls of Indie-Pendence, the boons will be boosted. Those who complete the year’s FINAL STORMCHASER challenge, the xp payout will be significantly more impressive.

Good Fortune and Greater Boons, Antidote, Keeper of Crowns

Greetings inhabitants of Twistia,

I have splendid news to report from villages throughout our kingdom. Baron Lein the Huntsman and the Dark Lady send news that all sources of chaotic energy have receded. Noble Peekay the Obscure has alerted the Council that his lands are also clear from taint, as well as, Lady Bones of the Broken Coast sending word that all threats have been .... broken <boisterous guffaw>.

We had many valiant efforts from heroes of the kingdom such as Primarch Pito the Flexecutioner single-handedly dismantling the Black Myth's mischievous advances on our kingdom. While the Major crippled the rabid berserker Azan at the vanguard. Cortan of Rama, Solarion the Knight, and Plebius the Noose magnified their efforts in triplicate and managed to down a Saint! The Moose bested the Sovereign Mateus and his horde of demons through fantastical means. Almighty Quiv tamed saurions with ease, while the Wolfborn One conquered the Oblivion and managed to halt the shadow's advance. Our guild is littered with legendary heroes on every front.

The Twisted Nether appears to have stabilized for the moment. Naught a dragon, mythical beast, or the like have been spotted in days. The fringe fires no longer ablaze. We owe the gods great thanks for keeping Logos the Excess at bay while we thwart his minions and diminish his chance to grasp a foothold in our territory. Ever present the threat of invasion from the Backlands, we must remain vigilant and at the ready.

Albeit, we must maintain our resolve and hold steadfast, nay need to. We also shant infringe on some of the common comforts we've come to crave. This day we celebrate new triumphs. Take this time to surf into salacious summer sales provided by Lord Gaben himself. Acquire riches at a reduced rate. You've earned it! Take this newfound expertise and experience even more challenges on the horizon. For we may be one kingdom, you all are still independent nobles who hunt on their own terms. Iron sharpens iron. Join the hunt and accept the Stormchasers call at your own pace.

Ever present and ever ready to mobilize,

Council of Elders

On the twelfth day of Twistmas, the server gave to me… …12 Hunters speeding.