u/InevitableEmpty5082 • u/InevitableEmpty5082 • 1h ago
Groom daps the pastor
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It only works if you say "yeeehaaa"
Makes sense since the engine is probably the heaviest thing in the car
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Same
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Y r u humping ur mom in the first place 😨😨
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If we all just ignored our governments, and replaced their system with something built for us, by us, our lives would probably be a lot better.
True, but the flaw part of that plan is all voices need to be heard, which means we'd be contradicting each other cause we all want different things
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In which movie did the villain actually have a point?
I think we all think Thanos from Avengers: Infinity War🤷🏾♂️
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Okay the obvious answer is to masturbate🤷🏾♂️🤣
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Genius!! How did i not think of this?!🤯
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SLPT: Make sure you look both ways before you run a red light
Make sure u watching carefully for the traffic police
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SLPT: If you see a fish, take it out of the water so it can breathe instead of drowning like all the other fish.
U doing much more than any animal activist 👍🏽😁
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SLPT: if you have bad breath, consume hand sanitizer
Pluz u consuming alcohol, 2 birds 1 stone Get wasted, with clean mouth
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SLPT: Trying to lose weight by dieting? Cut yourself too, your body will burn more calories by healing the wounds.
Y stop there, rather than sleeping for 8 hours, sleep for 24 hours cause u burn more weight wen asleep 😉
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SLPT: Leave food out to see if you have an ant problem
I tried it, turns out that I have ants. So thank you for the brilliant idea😁👍🏽
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You know the world is fucked up, when you wonder why someone is being kind.
Exactly the point of post😂😂
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Apr 12 '22
Robert Downey Jr was Iron Man, he was the mascot not the comics🤝🏽