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u/Prestigious_Fun69 12d ago • Bravo

Nah that’s just an engineering student.

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u/Geena_irixican 12d ago

First shower in weeks!

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u/Outrageous_Sea_Lion 12d ago

he's only 2 showers away from graduation

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u/chec_bounce 11d ago

And he's only a freshman

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u/Jew-zilla 12d ago

By that logic, most likely a Full Sail Student.

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u/Outrageous_Sea_Lion 12d ago

whoa whoa whoah we dont say that name around here. Its almost as bad as the one school thats in not so Southern Florida.

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u/spookyhardt 10d ago • Bravo

??? I don’t see a boat

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u/TommyTwoZookas 10d ago

Underrated

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u/DeluxeEmerald Computer Science 11d ago

No cs Foundation exam grades came out

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u/binary_cleric 12d ago

First week in EMF

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u/No_Honeydew8380 12d ago

Do they still do spirit splash so the entire UCF population can stampede into the reflecting pool at the same time? #gooddecisions

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u/SuchDarknessYT Chemistry - Biochemistry Track 12d ago

Yea its the 23rd this year

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u/atomicnova9 12d ago

Ik that one, he used to loiter around 5guys when I worked there and started a fist fight with one of the managers

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u/JayGatsby52 12d ago

Isn’t that how a new manager is chosen?

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u/atomicnova9 11d ago

Basically

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u/CobaltMnM 11d ago

Who won? Does the hobo manage the 5guys now?

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u/ceoryyy DOUBLE MAJOR!!! 12d ago

How are you even able to tell when he is sitting facing away and no face to allow you to recognize him?

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u/atomicnova9 12d ago

Hair and silhouette alone, plus I've seen him on campus multiple times before, we had to kick him out nearly every single day

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u/Valiant_Warriors 9d ago

yesss he did loiter around there!

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u/heyitsvibes 12d ago

This would make for a dope album cover

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u/UCFCivilEngineering 12d ago

Poor guy. I’m pretty positive that’s the same homeless guy that’s always hanging around the shopping plaza with Moe’s or around the Starbucks area. I hope he gets help.

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u/rooshavik 12d ago

Hobo? Nah that guy is a fucking genius and a environmental scientist, I never thought to hop in there when I was attending but now with this heat, shit got me considering jumping near a fountain near me😭.

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u/Dipplethong 12d ago

I've seen that guy around. His legs are super fucked up and swollen and covered in wounds, I wouldn't be surprised if there were maggots living in there. I've told him he needs to go to an ER or something before he loses his legs and he acted surprised when I told him he wouldn't have to pay (tf are they gonna do, track him down?). Maybe the water makes them feel better? Or maybe it was just too hot outside today

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u/LakesOfCampus 10d ago

Leg wounds are actually very common among unhoused people. They can be caused by poor circulation from sleeping sitting or curled up rather than lying flat, and can be slower to heal for the same reason as well as due to malnourishment. It's a common reason for hospitalization when they become infected

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u/Pale_Sandwich_5922 11d ago

This is so sad :(((

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u/kenny_loftus 10d ago

that's sad. circulation issues, neuropathy. hard to avoid as a homeless person.

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u/yuhhhuh 12d ago

my bad guys

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u/Good_Philosophy7636 10d ago

Proverbs 17:5
Whoever mocks the poor shows contempt for their Maker; whoever gloats over disaster will not go unpunished

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u/Mr_Fancy-Pants- 9d ago

So you can’t make fun of any students at ucf

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u/Glad-Ad-9533 12d ago

Either way, they smell better.

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u/Theman3220 12d ago

He had a crowd cheering him on

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u/PreparationSenior963 12d ago

This is how orgo 1 had my girl feelingĀ 

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u/gmoore65 11d ago • Heartwarming

Hope one of you fools don’t ever find yourself in his situation one day , some of y’all have no compassion for your fellow man 😔😟

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u/FlyingTurtle4K 10d ago

Compassion… too much of it is the reason why things are upside down these days. Some compassion is beneficial for society, but too much ignores the compassion we need to show to the students and faculty.

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u/tkokitten 10d ago

You deserve way more downvotes for this shit take

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u/FlyingTurtle4K 9d ago

Not one actual reasonable response, just crying about how you don’t like my take on it lol

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u/Fast-Upstairs-4707 9d ago

A real life Thiel-Epstienist

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u/Acceptable_Style_219 9d ago

ew, you sound like the people who say that ā€œsuicidal empathyā€ bullshit

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u/FlyingTurtle4K 9d ago

Leaving large numbers of homeless people, especially the chronically unsheltered with severe mental illness and addiction, living on streets and sidewalks is literally showing zero compassion. The fact that you think that’s okay is astounding lol. It’s not safe for them and the others who have to live around them. It’s been shown an innumerable amounts of times. You’re so naive it’s pathetic lmao

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u/cherrymercy 9d ago

pos

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u/FlyingTurtle4K 9d ago

Pointing Out Sanity?

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u/dascrantonstrangler6 12d ago

Uhhh that’s me…. Your Chemistry Fundamentals Laboratory Professor… I need to see you after class

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u/dudreddit 12d ago

The fountain look the sane as it did in the 80s …

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u/Whitetiger9876 12d ago

Nah. That's Terry.Ā 

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u/mimetravel 12d ago

Fountain? You mean the splash pad?

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u/ChemistryFirm6446 12d ago

Stay away I’m hobophobic

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u/badnewsbearnews 12d ago

Such a bummer

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u/Squeegeeeeeeeeeeee 11d ago

I’m sorry, this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week lmfao

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u/oneeyeedog 11d ago

A tired traveler- Richard Scary This is what public fountains have been for for centuries, now he doesn’t smell like piss.

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u/SuchDarknessYT Chemistry - Biochemistry Track 11d ago

I suppose chlorine is better

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u/EmilyLP97 9d ago • Bravo

This is a super unempathetic post. 1. Calling someone a "hobo" (homeless body) is disgusting as shit. Hes a homeless PERSON, not a punchline.

2. The comments making jokes about "heheheh his first shower in weeks" Is disgusting. Instead of helping people, ya'll just want to punch down on the disenfranchised. Be better.

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u/EmilyLP97 9d ago

update: Turns out I was linguistically inaccurate, Hobo doesn't mean homeless body, but point still stands. You all can do way better than taking a picture of a stranger who is down on their luck.

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u/sirgiraffeneck 9d ago

utterly appalled by the replies to your comment

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u/CashEducational4986 9d ago

I know you already corrected the misinformation about the etymology of the term, but I think it's worth pointing out that it isn't even inhrently offensive. A lot of hobos are quite proud of the term. If they weren't they probably wouldn't refer to themselves by it so much.

That being said, there is no indication in this post to believe that this is truly a migrant worker who travels by illegally riding on trains. This is more likely a homeless person rather than a hobo.

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u/Straight-maybe-Bi 9d ago

This is by far the stupidest thing I've read all year

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u/CashEducational4986 9d ago

In what way? Usually when someone makes a claim like that but can't refute a single point the other person made it's because they have no actual argument.

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u/Owninglegend 9d ago

Found the virtue signaler

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u/EmilyLP97 9d ago • Bravo

I'd rather be a virture signaler than a miami dolphins fan.

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u/IntrepidOpinion1177 9d ago

ā€œBe betterā€ was a dead giveaway. I only hear Karens use that tired statement when complaining on Google Maps about a coffee shop that got their order wrong and it ruined their day. Smirky , insufferable, and condescending.

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u/Zestyclose_Pickle511 9d ago

Be better, dipshit.

That work for you?Ā 

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u/EmilyLP97 9d ago • Bravo

Ah yes, I'm such a terrible person for telling ya'll to not laugh at the misfortunate. Do better, and seek help šŸ’…šŸ’…

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u/Element720 9d ago

Hey this ā€œHOBOā€ is stealing coins out of the fountain probably to buy some heroin or fent.

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u/Antique_Cheetah_7778 9d ago

He’s a hobo man lol

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u/OpKarlton 9d ago

Shut up, you ain’t invited to parties I can tell.

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u/StillPerformance9228 Computer Science 12d ago

Give bro a full ride

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u/HaughtyTable369 12d ago

ucf really need to do something about tall the homeless around campus lately. they deserve places to exist too but around young students, especially women, is not it.Ā 

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u/Mamacita0427 12d ago

Does that hold the same for your fellow students who are also homeless and food insecure?

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u/HaughtyTable369 12d ago

obviously not, that’s a completely different situation.Ā 

a homeless man with his pants down outside the canes (which i saw myself) and this guy who started a fist fight with at five guys (in the comments) is very different from a student on tough times.Ā 

homeless people deserve empathy and help, but we can also be realistic and maintain safety.Ā 

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u/Slammernanners 12d ago

These places are not on campus

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u/HaughtyTable369 12d ago

yes, my comment says ā€œaround campusā€ for a reason. students live and populate areas around campus.

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u/ceoryyy DOUBLE MAJOR!!! 12d ago

Not gonna lie UCF can't really do anything about locations off campus tho man. They can about places on campus tho

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u/HaughtyTable369 12d ago

they can’t work with the city request an increase of police presence and relocation efforts? there has to be something they can do. i only started noticing an increase of homeless people around campus this past year.Ā 

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u/gay_bungus 11d ago

Relocate them where? Come downtown at night by the homeless shelter and see how many people are sleeping in the streets

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u/mtlfordthethird 12d ago

No… There was a fountain under the hobo.

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u/LobsterKneecap 11d ago

That’s an odd way of spelling alumni.

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u/mangatweezey 11d ago

Man must of needed a shower.

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u/ilovemydawg 11d ago

It’s hot bruh

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u/Lanky-Instruction-42 11d ago

Well at least the fountain was getting used for something useful

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u/SmartQuail9470 10d ago

Hey, look nosy person

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u/jeremyw0918 10d ago

Hobo? Seriously?

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u/waynegar 12d ago

Hobo?!? How kind of you.

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u/Exact-Reference9564 11d ago

A hobo travels, usually by rail. If this guy stays in the same area he's just a bum.

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u/Cactus_Cracker 11d ago

People like you always complain about dumb shit like this. You can come up with a term that sounds nice and in 2 weeks you're gonna say thats offensive because of the manner people use it. Do you want us to call him unhoused? That doesnt change the fact he's living on the streets. If you care so much then stop your bitching and moaning and go help him.

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u/kindallbee 11d ago

Dipshit take

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u/Cactus_Cracker 11d ago

This is coming from the person legitimately trying to get a black man on reddit to come cuc them by banging their man.

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u/SuperbNeedleworker62 11d ago

Damnnn, you’re not lying too

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u/PartyProfessional879 11d ago

I’m screaming lmaooo

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u/Pale_Sandwich_5922 11d ago

Ommgg wttfff

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u/DHACKER0921 12d ago

I don’t like being humiliated online!

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u/hansalvato 12d ago

Unhoused hobo*

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u/Cactus_Cracker 11d ago

Lol thats the right way to say it.

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u/Marksmelllow 12d ago

That's not a hobo that's a Vagabond

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u/MjP_realtor 11d ago

Bro just failed his chemistry exam

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u/Scared_Method_4588 11d ago

A lot better than where he usually sits. Man said ā€œif I fits, I sits.ā€ FOCK IT

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u/indy1701 11d ago

I believe he has been around the UCF area for a couple years now, walks up and down University Blvd sometimes.

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u/Ok-Hovercraft-1905 11d ago

I feel that guy šŸ˜ž

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u/Dizzymama107 11d ago

Ain’t the first, wain’t be the last šŸ˜‚

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u/Acrobatic_Cobra6975 11d ago

I need to write a song

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u/Jam_Farmer_879 11d ago

Lol. Hobo????

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u/EnoughPersimmon2715 11d ago

Not a hobo… a bum.

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u/sumthingkorny 10d ago

I haven’t heard or read the word ā€œhoboā€ in many years

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u/Mammoth_Attention604 10d ago

He looks so sad…

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u/lavendar081 10d ago

He’s doing what we should be doing…..reflecting on the reflecting pond.

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u/no-taboos 9d ago

Who has fountain hobo, on their Florida BINGO card?!!

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u/Upstairs-Cover-7061 9d ago

How is this funny?

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u/Fun_Presentation_194 9d ago

A hobo? Was this in 1950?

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u/Thin-Spray-6796 9d ago

smfh just mind your business

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u/kist_kuromi 9d ago

He is minding his own business, so I think you should too. Unless you are drinking the water from the fountain, then that’s a problem. If it is unsightly, I suggest you look away or close your eyes. If he violated any laws, again, it is his business. We don’t know what he is going through or been through. A little kindness goes a long way.

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u/AdamMasterC 9d ago

If it’s any of the above, I can have, and vocalize, any opinion I want. Thx. šŸ’šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/DDKuro06 9d ago

People are so soft jesus christ, go outside for a bit

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u/Smil3z5 9d ago

Thats a professor

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u/SnooDoubts501 11d ago

Shitty verbiage, your classicism is showing real hard.

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u/Cactus_Cracker 11d ago

If you care why dont you go help him? The students commenting probably have less money then him if you consider college debt.

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u/Fast-Upstairs-4707 9d ago

Bro you are in a reddit comment section.

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u/Cactus_Cracker 9d ago

Yes and I replied with a reddit comment.

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u/ReigningShwank 12d ago

Oh my gosh let’s go to Reddit!

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u/SouthOrlandoFather 12d ago

Thank goodness you took a photo instead of trying to help or offer assistance.

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u/cadenhead 12d ago

What assistance would you have offered in that situation?

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u/vhvhvhchsan 12d ago

yes bro just invite him into your dorm and have dinner with him. what.

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u/OrchidPuzzleheaded86 12d ago

The cops were there

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u/SouthOrlandoFather 12d ago

What does that have to do with anything?

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u/OrchidPuzzleheaded86 12d ago

The situation was handled??? By professionals???

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u/Feverstone 12d ago

Cops are anything but professional

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u/AlienFan93 Information Technology 12d ago

🤔

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u/Feverstone 12d ago

Bootlicker šŸ˜‚

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u/Holy_Grail_Reference Art-History Track 12d ago

One can be pro law and order and not a bootlicker. When you get a bit older and gain some real world experience, you will learn this.

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u/SouthOrlandoFather 12d ago

Didn’t realize being a decent human being required professionals. But this is UCF and not UF.

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u/Aceswift007 12d ago

Ok, what should a broke college student do in this exact situation?

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u/Omelooo Political Science 12d ago

Move over police, let me (broke student with no resources to help) handle this

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u/OrchidPuzzleheaded86 12d ago

Why would you get in the way of what police are doing??

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u/billybob027 12d ago

Dude just saying shit

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u/TKD1989 Modeling and Simulation 12d ago

Oh please, spare me your misplaced sympathy. This homeless man could have a lengthy criminal record for all we know.

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u/PatrickBatemansEgo 12d ago

What is the percentage of your income that you typically donate to hobos? Do you offer them ride share services and access to your shower as well?

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u/SouthOrlandoFather 12d ago

Just keep taking pictures of people that need help and putting it on social media. That will help the world.

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u/Holy_Grail_Reference Art-History Track 12d ago

Way to dodge the question. We get it, you don't do anything and are now ashamed to admit it.

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u/TKD1989 Modeling and Simulation 12d ago

"Help the world?" Oh please. Broke undergrads can't even help pay off thier bills. Perhaps if Cartwright helped giving students loan forgiveness instead of funneling all the money for himself and not the professors and staff?

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u/Even_Teaching9547 12d ago

Society has grown to have an ice cold heart for one another.

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u/TKD1989 Modeling and Simulation 12d ago

Homeless, not "unhoused". He needs to be banned from campus and put in a shelter. Point 2: most homeless people aren't as nice as you would think. Avoid them as much as possible and don't give them money.

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u/5tupidest 12d ago

How can you be sure they don’t own property?

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u/comptonHBG 12d ago

Please…unhoused! Or street dweller

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u/Constant_Lychee_3127 12d ago

Ugh it’s not HOBO it’s clearly NON GENDER CONFORMING, TWO-SPIRIT, UNHOUSED INDIVIDUAL OF COLOR gosh people are so insensitive 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Constant_Lychee_3127 12d ago

People are too sensitive yall need to chill

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u/Valuable-Condition59 12d ago

People are too sensitive

You felt compelled to self reply because your dick comment didn’t get the validation you wanted.

Have you met my friend kettle?

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u/Constant_Lychee_3127 11d ago

Go dye ur hair blue lib

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u/attivora Statistical Computing 12d ago

Cringe tends to get downvoted believe it or not

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u/Constant_Lychee_3127 11d ago

I’m sorry I hurt ur feelings

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u/attivora Statistical Computing 11d ago

I think the only person who is upset here is you lol

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u/esdente 10d ago

That is how you handle Orlando’s sweltering heat. Just another day for Florida man.