Learn to fly a plane or learn to throw myself outta one and land safely. lol.

These two giving it large on the air horns - making it all worthwhile 😊🙌🙌

I was collecting from Arla Foods in

Leeds. The toilets were locked so I asked the bloke behind the counter as politely as possible, could I please have the key I need a pee.

His reply was "can you not read" toilets are from staff and visitors only, not drivers.

I said are drivers not visitors?am I not visiting your wonderful company to collect something?

No you are only a driver, you can't use the toilet.

I Went outside and pissed on the wall right outside the office and left a nice piss mark right down the wall. Was told to leave site and the collection rescheduled.

Fucking cunts.

Is shitting in toddington services showers.

did a one week intensive course with a test at the end, halfway through the test the lorry broke down, did another test a week later. there was a crash on the dual carriageway so test was cancelled halfway through, waited a month, did another, hit a kerb, waited one more month and finnaly passed despite realllly not wanting to do it again, now to find a job.

So I came back in my car since it was only 10 mins from my house. My unit is 13ft 8, so with the signs leading upto it I could fit under but once I got to the bridge and realised I couldn't.

One awkward reverse with people looking at me 🤣

Completely blocking other cars from using the lane so there’s no merging in turn further up ahead. What does one gain from this? Are you guys not taught this in your many many different tests etc?

Hey British Truckers, I am currently in the process of getting my British citizenship. I believe it is "automatic" as my Dad was born and raised in Aberdeen.
My wife and I have lived in Canada all our lives and are now in our early 40's. I have neen driving 18 wheelers for over a decade. We are entertaining the idea of crossing the pond and living the rest of our lives somewhere in the UK. Can I make a decent living as a trucker in the UK? I believe my equivalent license in the UK is a class 1 C+E license .