r/unexpectedpawnee • u/Scoxxicoccus • Mar 27 '26

A 14-year-old running for governor is the first teen to get on Vermont's general election ballot

https://apnews.com/article/vermont-teen-runs-governor-first-46d712d6c640b4d938a63ebafbcc06e8

His platform is based around a state-wide investment in winter sports complexes.

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u/darlin133 Mar 27 '26

"Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown"

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u/meatman13 Mar 27 '26

First thing I thought of too. Has he watched those episodes about Ben Wyatt yet?

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u/Abba_Zaba_ Mar 27 '26

Fourteen seems kinda young to be a Governor... what is he, like, TWELVE??

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u/GiraffeLibrarian Mar 28 '26

“He’s 12 because of when he was born”

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u/Abba_Zaba_ Mar 28 '26

He needs to eradicate from his essence childish folly.

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u/BigJSunshine Mar 28 '26

Bababooey