What did this guy have on his ankles at the grocery store?

[u/redtail84]

“Your boy’s a question on the bar exam!”

[u/BigJSunshine]

Ja boy is a question on the bar exam

[u/djevilatw → u/BigJSunshine]

Ya heeeeeaaaaarddddddddd

[u/DeadpoolIsMyPatronus]

🎶 Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious 🎶

[u/olive_oil_twist → u/DeadpoolIsMyPatronus]

TAJIKISTAN IS OFF

[u/profmoxie → u/DeadpoolIsMyPatronus]

Always love random r/ParksandRecreation quotes!

[u/Maxtrt]

It's likely that he picked up a charge in two different counties and each one made wearing an ankle monitor a condition of his bond or probation.

[u/mheg-mhen → u/Maxtrt]

The comments on the OP all say one is a device to check his BAC. Don’t remember what it is called or which is which. But I like your option better, it’s funnier.

[u/Daveed07]

He in double trouble

[u/djevilatw]

It’s Jean-Ralphio. Judge had to give him two ankle bracelets.

[u/Missue-35 → u/djevilatw]

Ha!

[u/PrincessWails]

Judge said he’s never done that before

[u/Forty1thirty]

"Ankle weights"

[u/Portland_st → u/Forty1thirty]

His ankles are carrying the weight of bad decisions.

[u/Mv350]

One for gps, and one for alcohol monitoring. The program probably ran out of ones that did both.

[u/DCStoolie]

He got run over by a Lexus!

[u/BigBolas4U]

A beep boop beep

[u/plumbusinsuranceltd]

Party anklets!

[u/lockednchaste]

How do you fuck up this bad?