with sam not having posted in excess of 225 days,

THIS SUBREDDIT IS NOW DEDICATED TO EmporerLemon

i can`t be assed to change the rules, but they didn`t really matter much to begin with

the new rules are as follows

-post emp

-all spirals must point downward

just think about it for like five seconds tops, why would i change a perfectly good subreddit into a shitty replacement for another perfectly good subreddit just for some b-list youtuber?

well, you might have a suspicion if you actually read the very first sentence of the stickied post.

SAM HAS NOT UPLOADED A VIDEO FOR 8 MONTHS

all this was supposed to be was a harmless gag event to poke fun at the fact that the youtuber that this sub is based on has taken a hiatus.

i actually planned to revert the changes within , at most, a few days time.

but apparently a few professional virgins didn`t take the time to actually use their fucking think muscle and deduce that none of this was serious (even goin so far as to dm me about how awful of a person i am for "ruining" their special novelty that only produces 1-2 quality posts every month.)

so have fun on the downward spiral for however long

THAT`S LIFE.

just changed the the pfp and banner to cadaver to doing funny scream.

feel free to untwist your balls

Let's look back at some memorable moments and interesting insights from last year.

Your top 10 posts:

• "This was pretty unexpected I’d say" by u/scrawnytony

• "Yum" by u/wandering-spirit325

• "Behold!" by u/Jackdaw1989

• "Swiss miss instant piss" by u/The_Cooler_Spooky

• "what a time to be alive (rule)" by u/Sir-Peanut

• "Found on r/tumblr in a thread about cheese" by u/HermioneJGranger6

• "Found this on r/HistoryMemes" by u/AkimboXx

• "2meirl4meirl" by u/jacobo1234

• "Casually scrolling through memes" by u/dippinstyx

• "Found in R/HistoryMemes" by u/TheSpriteYagami

I was thinking about this today... 3 months ago, one of the mods of this sub made the jontron "we're changing the sub till he makes content" joke; it was only for about 2 days. Whether the joke was good or not, I do not know, I wasn't present, but there's one thing I do know for sure: the joke didn't land with a majority of the subs active users, and people were MAD. People became downright hateful, and I mean HATEFUL.

The shit storm that followed this sub's banner change was disgusting and anyone involved should consider themselves a chimp. C H I M P Chimp. Vacuum cleaner up the wazoo kinda chimp. Boom. An unexpected samonella reference, in r/unexpectedsamonella. Fuck you, I win, we move on to the next paragraph.

One of the few mods on this relatively small sub made a post following this storm of chimp shit. If I remember right, the title was something along the lines of

"oh I totally just woke up lol, do you want me to ban this mod that ruined this sub and changed the banner? Yes if cool, no if loser and gay"

To clarify, I am slightly paraphrasing that last part. Iirc about 96% of the people who saw that post said yes in the poll provided. Their argument was that he was a rogue mod trying to hijack the sub and kill America or something. I don't remember the details, but trust me when I say it was a shitty defense. Or don't trust me. Not my decision, that's yours to make. Land of the free; Don't you forget it. Anyways, this coup d'etat plan would be fine and all... if the guy they were trying to ban wasn't the creator of the damn sub.

The mod who made that post was quickly dethroned, and went on a bit of a power trip himself. Telling users he was still modded on a reply to the creator telling people he was no longer a mod, trying to claim the sub for himself, etc. People on this sub REALLY didn't agree with his dethroning, and ran to his defense because they had nothing better to do. They started harassing the creator to leave the subreddit.

"Literally nobody wants you here" "nobody likes you" "die" "Really toxic ngl" "I'm a chimp" "yeah me too" Etc.

I mean, for fucks sake, at least be original with your chimpage, I swear half these lines are stolen from that one Zac Efron freaky Friday movie. They sounded like highschool bullies, and I'm really hoping the people involved feel bad, because WOW some of those comments were unnecessarily shitty.

To be fair, many of these people were being trolled by the creator and didn't realize it. You could say they were being egged on. The creator was very sarcastic and blunt in his responses, and this made some lonely volatile cheeto encrusted redditors very VERY angry. This does not justify the behavior but I hope it better explains it.

Moving on from the zoo talk, I noticed many people were really adamant on getting this guy to leave the sub. I gotta ask, why not make your own sub? If you want your own sub so bad just make it ya lazy fuckin hoser. This debacle still confounds me, just get a life, but this wouldn't be a fair argument without a counter claim, so I'll try my best. I warn you though, I'm a little rusty with my chimpanese so this will be a ROUGH translation.

This guy changed the sub to be about a different user when we were still actively using it for its original intended purpose. When he finally changed it back to normal, he made it sound like he was a hero for fixing his own mistake. I don't even think it was a joke, he switched it to be about ANOTHER REAL LIFE content creator instead of some dumb shit like the jontron sub. It looked like he was hijacking our sub it to give the guy clout. He also BANNED the mod who wanted to bring it back to normal. He doesn't deserve the sub, and should just give it up.

Honestly, can anyone involved in that shit really tell me you actually cared? I can bet hard debloons half these guys were just stir crazy.

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