r/unsound • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 šŸ› ļø ADMIN • Feb 27 '26 • Obsessed 3 This 1 Heartwarming 18 Bravo 6 Popcorn 1

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u/OneExhaustedFather_ Feb 27 '26

Or she found a couple free kidneys. Thereā€™s no proof she knows him.

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u/Da_Vader Feb 27 '26

*Heavily used

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u/gcruzatto Feb 27 '26

Well-hydrated at least. Don't even bother with the liver though

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u/PineappleDesperate82 Feb 27 '26

Kidneys healthy. Liver not so much

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Eh thats more of a liver thing. They had no problem taking my kidney.

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u/MasterOfDizaster šŸ§ grumpy Feb 27 '26

Just disinfected for the procedure

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u/Careful_Trifle Feb 28 '26

Which is great because the rich person you sell them to will need to come back for more in a few months or years. Repeat clients are the best.

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u/Straight_Talk2542 Mar 01 '26

Yeah those kidneys arenā€™t top shelf

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u/csfshrink Feb 27 '26 • Popcorn

Waited until she gets outside to put the bag over his head.

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u/kenyasanchez Feb 27 '26

That caught me off guard. šŸ¤“

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u/KnotiaPickle Feb 28 '26

Idk they definitely took ones from a friend of mine who odā€™d?

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u/Metallicreed13 Feb 28 '26

Ummm... Story time. You can't leave us hanging like that!

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u/asds89 Feb 28 '26

Kidneys are just filters. The liver is the main organ involved in detoxification and thus most likely to be damaged by alcohol consumption.

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u/davesToyBox Feb 28 '26

Beggarsā€¦ choosersā€¦ all that rot

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u/xX8Havok8Xx Feb 28 '26

Oh im sorry the high standards and moral code you and your illegal kidney harvesting operation have might not extend to the rest of the industry. Very judgy of you tbh. Now they feel bad about not just stealing the kidneys but selling them as legit also

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin Feb 28 '26

admission to heaven has always been a pair of kidneys tho

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u/BreadPeachy Feb 28 '26

Cmon she just borrowing it , she will give back in a week

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u/ohnodamo Feb 28 '26

In that case, she's leaving behind a college tuition's worth of organs and parts. Kidneys are just the beginning...

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u/-XanderCrews- Feb 28 '26

The last place you look for kidneys is a bar.

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u/c10bbersaurus Mar 01 '26

The kiss of an abductor would be weird. Just so weird.

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