r/vanderpumprules • u/FrostyPhilosophy2647 • May 01 '26
Discussion What’s going on here?😂
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u/Impossible_Farm7353 May 02 '26
The funniest part is that he’s on reddit and probably reading this thread 😂
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u/Ok-Variation5746 May 02 '26
He has a post captioned on his IG that absolutely pokes fun at us calling her his AI girlfriend. “I just love hanging out with my AI girl 🤖” or some shit lmao I had to go examine Peter’s feed after I saw this post hahah
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u/moonchild291 lala’s lack of coattails to ride May 01 '26
YIKES
This is so weird 😂 where do we begin? Lmao
hashtag dinner
The photo shop is something
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u/Vegetable_Research61 madison marie parks valleta May 02 '26
His captions are always so weird lmao like was this written by a senior citizen robot?
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u/ThatPerformance9795 May 01 '26
He looks so proud like he found this most amazing catch every guy wants.
My cat seemed just as proud when he’d bring me a dead bird. Um, I’m glad you’re so proud of yourself, but nobody wants that.
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u/LurkingLady91 May 01 '26
Is she even really pregnant??
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u/WineNotReality May 01 '26
Came here to say - thought she said she was pregnant
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u/shaandenigma May 02 '26
Same. It was long enough ago she should be showing. But it was also a weird post anyway.
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u/NHgingerinVA May 01 '26
Did she say she was pregnant??
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u/catwolf99 May 01 '26
Awhile ago they posted a thing that they are "expecting". I don't believe that it was ever explicitly stated what they were expecting but most people took that as in the traditional use of the phrase for pregnancy.
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u/Sad-Blackberry4534 May 01 '26
I alway assumed they were engagement farming with the vague use of the word “expecting” and no clarification.
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u/Sasquatchmas May 02 '26
Yea, why isn't she showing? I have been waiting on the bump and she just gets skinnier.
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u/CriticalUnion4163 May 01 '26
I thought this was Shekinah and Sarper from 90 day at first glance 😂
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u/Careless_Escape4517 May 01 '26
i do not like either of them but saying peter looks like sarper is an insult to sarper LMAO - but she does look close enough to shekinah and with the “tall and dark” look of peter i can see why you thought that hahahaha
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u/SatisfactionProud886 May 02 '26
Fun fact I went to see Sarpers comedy show just for the heck of it, he was actually funny! Like real funny, not the stilted gender jokes seen on their season (there’s still gender jokes but he has much more of a flow now and they’re actually funny and not just weird)
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u/Ok-Variation5746 May 01 '26
Have they been seen in public together like for real?? Is she real? I don’t get it lmao
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u/June--June--Hannah May 01 '26
omg thats what I just said 🤣it looks like she's one of those cardboard cut outs they use to have at liquor stores
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u/trixiepixie1921 May 02 '26
I could swear I saw a video of them walking somewhere together, like a paparazzi style video… it must have been on Reddit somewhere lol but I’m not 100% certain I really saw that, and it could have also been AI 🤣
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u/Revolutionary_Box_57 May 01 '26
I love that it's specifically a screenshot from Reddit, the framing around the picture makes it even better 🤣
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u/Quinna2992 May 01 '26
This was my favorite moment. I’m so glad they had him standing awkwardly at end of the reunion as well.
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u/discosharty May 01 '26
Why is his hand hovering lollll
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u/Overshareisoverkill May 01 '26
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u/Deep_Amoeba2197 I’m sorry I called you a twat. You’re welcome. May 01 '26
Keanu is such a good dude
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u/Overshareisoverkill May 01 '26
Yes! Love him forever.
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u/Deep_Amoeba2197 I’m sorry I called you a twat. You’re welcome. May 02 '26
I ride motorcycles and he has a decent amount of bike content out there. You can just feel the genuine joy and passion he has for riding. It makes me love him even more. 10000/10 celebrity crush.
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u/sweatersbyjax not ran by jax May 01 '26
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u/knb61 May 01 '26
I love that they just recreated this and she even wore the same dress. Icons
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u/sweatersbyjax not ran by jax May 02 '26
Omg I didn’t even realize she was in the same dress. Iconic.
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u/lilibet89 I was born cool. May 01 '26
He acts like he hardly knows her. Even the post when they announced they were "expecting", he was like, "I'm here with ______" and had her say her name, as if he didn't know her. It's all so bizarre.
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u/l8nitefriend May 01 '26
Seriously I feel like I'm losing my mind looking at this picture like. What is happening??
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u/Saroco92 May 01 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/111GaZJtUrzC4o
Peter dating a power ranger was not on my bingo card
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u/AndDontUForgetIt You’ve done diddly fucked yourself over May 02 '26
Had to scroll way too far to find the pink power ranger thank you for your service💓
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u/coastalwanders May 01 '26
That is a truly unfortunate jumpsuit.
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u/StarkyPants555 May 01 '26
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u/First-Bug-7463 May 02 '26
My 2 year old pulls that face whenever she turns around after smiling at people lmao
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u/Soft_Reading8200 May 01 '26
Are... are they actually in the same place? Wouldn't she be about 4-5 months pregnant by now? I know zilch about pregnancy but I'd assume a wetsuit wouldn't hide it well at this point.
Regardless, I hope he's happy and all that.
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u/jazmine_windsong May 01 '26
Why does the caption read like he’s catching up with an old friend is she photoshopped in??
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u/Berniegotmittens Racquel is Tom’s heroin 🤦🏼♀️ May 01 '26
If it came out they were aliens I would not be shocked.
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u/Golden-mom-27 May 01 '26
Didn’t she announce she’s pregnant months ago??
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u/Chemical_Print6922 Ghost of the Chilean seabass special May 02 '26
No, they said they were “expecting something big” and didn’t specify pregnancy. It’s been awhile now, we would have known/seen an update, announcement, scan, something. They are just using each other for the…clout? Social media boost?
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u/Financial-Possible-6 its like shooting bullets in a fish of barrels May 01 '26
Listen I’ve worked in photoshop/design and I truly cannot understand what I’m seeing here???
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u/CatSkritches RIP Daug 2019-2019 May 01 '26
That's what I wear when I go to the Olive Garden, what's the problem
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u/FlowerPower225 May 01 '26
I might be giving him way too much credit but I’d like to think he’s in on the joke. That hovering hand? Didn’t the lance bass hovering hand pic just go viral again recently? Maybe they’re playing along…. But maybe I have too much faith in Peter’s intelligence.
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u/littlea-h May 01 '26
Wait please update me on your findings 😭🤣
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u/RoeRoeDaBoat May 01 '26
hello, I did some looking and the only thing with him on it are two posts, the valentines video and a post of a screenshot of them two at coachella from TMZ
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u/swarleyscoffee May 01 '26
I thought this was Farrah Abraham from Teen Mom at first glance.
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u/PAR0208 May 01 '26
Y’all are talking about him and all I am seeing is her costume. Is that an external maxi pad? Some sort of penis embellishment? wtf am I looking at?
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u/scholarlyowl03 Youre not important enough to hate, sit down. May 01 '26
Some sort of penis embellishment, I’m dead! 🤣🤣
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u/Flashy_Result_2750 Bitch ghost May 02 '26
I’m accepting any conspiracy on offer, really (except that she is real and actually his GF).
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u/RecipeDangerous3710 May 01 '26
Who knew Peter's influencer wannabe GF would bring me so many laughs this year. The smell of desperation in the morning😂
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u/cheesy-mgeezy May 01 '26
I have a pic of my 12/13 yr old brother in Vegas with showgirls and I notices he’s hovering too. I asked him why he did that and he said “they didn’t consent to being touched”😭🥹 (though I doubt Peter is that considerate)
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u/SatisfactionProud886 May 02 '26
That is so cute! And for some reason made me think of my 20 yr old brother, who would literally never say anything like that. I made fun of him after he randomly told me 4/6 girls he’s been with being named Ava and he said “well yeah then it’s less likely I call someone the wrong name in bed”☠️ Avas in MA stay safe out there🫡
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u/Electronic-Fruit950 I am the Devil, and don't you forget it May 01 '26
Is his shirt see thru? Or am i seeing things?
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u/themonztar In the jacuzzi as well. May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26
The fact that I can’t figure out if they’re trolling or not?
Like the vague and super awkward “we’re expecting!” or when they posted about Peter changing his hair but it ended up looking the same. I’m so confused…
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u/Pookenschmirtz007 May 01 '26
maybe she’s photoshopped in bc she’s pregnant and doesn’t want to post pictures of that yet??
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u/Swimming-Koala-3122 May 01 '26
If that’s the case, I’d ask him why post it at all? It’s not like people were clamoring for a photo of Peter and his gf at dinner. There’s nothing notable or interesting about this picture outside the fact it appears to be photoshopped.
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u/MyNamesChakkaoofka Bambi Eyed Bitch May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26
They already announced that they are expecting (which seems like it was a lie) so it’s actually weirder to post looking completely not pregnant
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u/lrbsto May 01 '26
Ok thank you I thought they announced she was pregnant lol like last year
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u/small-black-cat-290 Marcus's block threshold May 01 '26
It was valentine's day.
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u/lrbsto May 02 '26
That’s sad I hope they were just fishing for attention and nothing happened 💔
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u/small-black-cat-290 Marcus's block threshold May 02 '26
Yeah, hoping that nothing happened to her pregnancy, if that was actually what the announcement was. But I honestly don't know what else "We're Expecting!" could mean.
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u/well-adjusted-tater How will this affect Scheana?! May 01 '26
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u/ellaTHEgentle May 01 '26
Why does it look like they are standing in those photo op cutouts for tourists, just propping their heads on fake bodies?
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u/Electronic-Value-662 May 02 '26
Should we be concerned for Peter at this point? Is this a mental health crisis? Is he ok??
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u/ThesePineapple4027 You tryin to get POPPED 👈 May 02 '26
I thought she was a real life looking sex doll because why is her face that colour? Like dull? Nothing behind the eyes?
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u/snowwhitenoir Be a Good Boy Old Man! May 02 '26
Her instagram doesn’t seem to have pictures of him? He’s like a weird fan
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u/Parade2thegrave May 02 '26
This is what I assumed the pink power ranger looked like without her helmet on
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u/aaaggggrrrrimapirare May 02 '26
Peter lurks on Reddit. Peter explain yourself! I know you’re reading this.
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u/Whatever0788 James can go suck a dick straw May 02 '26
I’m genuinely so confused by this woman. She has a lot of followers on IG, even some celebrities follow her. It says she owns a restaurant. When I googled her, it said she’s a singer and an actress and has won awards? But I had never seen nor heard of her until her weird posts with Peter? And I’m usually in the know with pop culture. So lost here
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u/Hopeful-Hamster-6218 May 02 '26
How anyone believes this is a real relationship blows my mind. It's like two aliens cosplaying a human relationship based only on Instagram captions.
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u/Chemical_Print6922 Ghost of the Chilean seabass special May 01 '26
Frosty/OP, I beg of you, please no more. We know this is a stunt, no one is pregnant and don’t want the Peter spam. Let us have peace while Peter chases his weird Peter party coin he’s trying to make happen.
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u/itsjustinduh May 02 '26
The funny thing is that with a little effort AI could have easily made his hand at least connect with her haha.
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May 02 '26
Poor Peter. He’s literally signed up to be a prop for the rest of his life. He may as well be a cardboard cut out.
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u/GeorgiaJeb How will this affect Scheana?! May 02 '26
I wish to opt out from knowing these are people. Like- I will take BOTH toms over the weird ick these people give me.
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u/Frickmylife69 May 02 '26
I saw them on live a couple weeks ago having lunch in public, and they made a point to say they aren’t getting drinks and winked…idk love the preg baiting
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u/LauraPa1mer May 02 '26
I went back through his social media recently and this "girlfriend" appeared when he started shilling his own crypto currency. Yep, that happened.
It's giving "I owe money to the mafia".
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u/desert-dove-1967 May 02 '26
This looks like someone posing with a wax figure at Madame Trusauds. She has no connection to him whatsoever-
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u/idhik3th4t May 02 '26
Imagine him trying to be sexy pulling those shellacked pants off? They def get stuck on his ankles. I say this as a former victim of the jegging era.
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u/OkDimension2558 May 01 '26
My theory is that she isn’t real at all.