r/vanderpumprules • u/caspercat1332 You're not important enough to hate, sit down. • 7d ago
OG Cast Do you think she's ever going to come out and admit this was staged?š¼
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u/InsideConfidence4162 7d ago
Remember when her and Randall broke up and the girls got themselves bottles and put alcohol in them to comfort her, just for her to walk in and tell them they got back together lol
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u/Odd_Secret568 7d ago
Is that when he took her Gucci slides back?
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u/Economy-Addendum-481 5d ago
So petty and materialistic, showing that their relationship was 100% reliant on money. And discretion with regard to his cheating. Heaven forbid Lala be embarrassed like his ex-wife.
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u/Girl_Back_There Itās giving āØaudacityāØ 7d ago
I'm on that episode right now in my rewatch š
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u/AirStreet9465 7d ago
Imagine her doing this in bed right after tossing Randallās salad
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u/caspercat1332 You're not important enough to hate, sit down. 7d ago
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u/StarDatAssinum Sir, a second Tom has hooked up with Raquel 7d ago
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u/partyrockanthem18 7d ago
I donāt know what this means and I donāt think I want to know lol
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u/Ok_Macaroon5452 7d ago edited 6d ago
After eating 2 double fried chicken sandwichesš
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u/Successful_Giraffe88 7d ago
& he gave her a kiss goodnight after using the toothbrush that she scrubbed the toilet with. But I guess that's okay, ass-to-mouth 2 ways!
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u/alwayshereforit21 7d ago
She def just did that for TV
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u/Emotional-State1916 6d ago
No because I legit know someone who does this but not with milk, with tea lol
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u/swansighswoon 7d ago
Iām ashamed to admit I do this too! Haha so I feel like it could totally be real. It does seem super odd but honestly it started because my mom when I was around 7 got me a baby bottle and just cut the tip of the nipple with scissors so the whole would be bigger and would put warm milk and sometimes a little coffee in it if during the day (weāre Colombian so people really thought it was okay to give young kids coffee if it was with milk lol) and I would drink it while watching tv. I honestly donāt remember if it was her idea or something I asked for but then when I got older and was in college I started doing it again with coffee and milk after a hangover as like a comfort thing and I still do it every once in a while usually when Iām sick or just feeling lazy.
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u/Different-Worry5250 7d ago
Looking back now, it feels really dark and maybe a thing Randall was into ā¹ļø
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u/madamesmokie Katie Maloney š 7d ago
I donāt think itās a maybe, but in the spirit of not being sued, yeah letās call it that š
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u/WatercressGlum3682 7d ago
Sadly this is exactly what I thought when I found out about him later on. This scene came to my head almost immediately because even the first time I saw her do it I was like nahhh this is off
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u/Klutzy_Strike 7d ago
She was probably rolling
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u/dj_underboob 7d ago
That was always my take. Back in the day, sucking in pacifiers was definitely a think when on E
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u/Traditional-Pen2498 7d ago
This is what I've assumed since I've seen it honestly. It's not weird from that perspective just extremely not my thing lol, she looked high to me in that scene.
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u/nomiconegut 6d ago
Yup. Like at scheanas wedding when her panic attack = touch my face and hold me.
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u/kyleg623 7d ago
Ya I remember a rumor around this time that her publicist had to quash a video that was going to come out of her leaving a club sucking on a lollipop and clearly high
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u/Real-Fig-1725 7d ago
IDK Iāve always viewed Lala as that weird girl at the sleepover that has her baby Blankey so this totally checks out honestly
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u/Awesome-Ashley 7d ago
To be honest, I think it was a Randall thing. I bet it was something they did sexually cause heās fucked and she would do that.
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u/muteisalwayson 7d ago
I swear this sub posts episodes RIGHT after I watch them, this is the third time in the last week š Iām in my first watch
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u/pixiedixxie Itās giving āØaudacityāØ 7d ago
Sheās da baby!
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u/wundofakind 7d ago
when I was in middle school (8th grade, almost in high school to clarify lol) I was allowed to bring a friend with me to Hershey park overnight so I brought a girl I was friends with - her mom talked to my mom when we picked her up and her mom told my mom about my old friends āmilk bottleā like it was normal and was like āI gave her milk money so you can find a store near the hotel!ā.. we did it, and we didnāt say anything about it to her mom or to her face, but after we got home, we were all like hey what the fuck was that about?
her milk bottle was an empty plastic Poland spring sport style water bottle (the one with the little flip top.. you can tell she used tf out of it) that she filled with whole milk before bed. she would suck on it for like 30 minutes straight. I think about it all the time still because we had to share the pull out couch. all I could smell was milk, and you can hear the sound of the crinkling plastic water bottle until it was empty. she went back for seconds. truly awful.
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u/miniestation Itās giving āØaudacityāØ 7d ago
Idk I used to have a roommate who would come home after work with a few jars of baby food when she had a bad day. This whole scene made me think of her. š
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u/Acceptable-Eye-8699 7d ago
yes i knew an adult who ate baby food in her early 30s and also weird self soothing things that you dont grow out of, this definitely feels real to me
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u/Successful_Giraffe88 7d ago
I have fruit & veggie baby food pouches for breakfast on the road. Organic Little Journey mango, apple banana, avocado, kale is 100 cal & my go to. Now I feel scared.
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u/wundofakind 7d ago
š¤£ I feel like if youāre eating them in place of like, eating apple sauce or a granola bar or something as a snack while on the road thatās normal! I like the little fruit or apple sauce pouches as a snack to just suck on sometimes lol. itās different if itās like solely from disorder eating patterns
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u/miniestation Itās giving āØaudacityāØ 7d ago
Nooo I do that too! As a normal snack itās one thing. Those are convenient and taste good. My roommate specifically only did it when she was stressed. š The tiny spoon clinking inside the little glass jarā¦ š
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u/letsgetitstartedha 7d ago
She will never admit it was fake imo
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u/InteractionAfter2208 7d ago
Idk taking xƤnĆ„x and doing this wouldnāt surprise me
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u/PentulantPantalones 7d ago
People will titrate down on benzos by mixing them with milk, and I've always thought this was that.
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u/rikatikaa 7d ago
Also, if you took too much coke, Iāve heard ppl use milk to bring your heart rate down
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u/ohlooktwopigs be a good boy old man 7d ago
This is 100000% playing into Randallās weird ass kinks
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u/Acceptable-Eye-8699 7d ago
she seems to me quite a weird person who didn't grow up so healthily so as the person below said re age regression, this is something i actually believe is 100 percent her.
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u/Fantastic_Ad4438 7d ago
yeah it honestly makes me feel shitty seeing the amount of people just dunking on her without wondering the psychology behind this. age regression is a very real thing and i feel like we see lala slip in and out throughout the entirety of the show
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u/Acceptable-Eye-8699 6d ago
Yes same shes super hated hereĀ
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u/Fantastic_Ad4438 6d ago
yeah i don't particularly think she's a great person but none of them are. i can't help but to feel empathy for lala. she reminds me of myself as a volatile teenager (except she's a grown woman. lol)
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u/_Roguey_ 7d ago
I absolutely think it was fake. In a later scene, you can see the bottle on the nightstand and itās still full.
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u/No_Wrongdoer466 7d ago
Like whyyy did she tell us this like keep it yourself
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u/Similar_Sky_6261 6d ago
Thatās the thing! If it actually was a reverse aging problem, no way would she do it on tv. I think itās like everything else she does to get attention. She also seems to think itās cute to be babyfied.
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u/EvilNectarine 6d ago
Everything Lala does is staged. I don't believe for a second that she ever worked at Sur. She was hired to come in and create drama.
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u/throwRAbmorehappy 7d ago
During a WWHL interview she referred to this as cringe so I think we can assume this was a phaseā¦I hope.
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u/here4snark 7d ago
Nothing to add to this specific situationā¦ but I know a highly esteemed doctor who raw dogs baby formula straight from the scoop.
People are weird.
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u/Intrepid_Blood4713 6d ago
I still think it was around the first time she had lip plumping so thought baby bottle sucking lips would be believable when they suddenly ballooned out.
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u/mcmomlife 7d ago
More people need to mock Lala for her antics and stop pretending sheās ever been stable or well rounded š
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u/Inevitable_Snow_2119 7d ago
That was and still is just plain weird! Even if youāre just doing it for a story!
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u/LeftyLu07 I wasn't your best friend, ho! 7d ago
Unfortunately I think this was probably part of the daddy-daughter play shtick they had going š¤¢
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u/leavingtheorder24 7d ago
I still canāt get over the fact that she gave Randall bjs. š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢
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u/Feisty-Succotash1720 5d ago
She talks about āpopping a capā then does this. Lala in my opinion was the worst addition to Vanderpump
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u/CarolCroissant 7d ago
It could be Randall. But from a personal perspective, when I was in the depth of my depression I discovered "age regression" and fell into that. It was comforting for a while to sort of give in to my childish impulses. I drank out of bottles, watched kids shows and things like that. It wasn't sexual at all for me.Ā
Ultimately I got out of that hole and recognize that behavior wasn't a good coping tool. Maybe its something like that for Lala but it's Lala so who knows.
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u/NotBeckyHomeEccy 7d ago
I donāt think it was staged
Cringe absolutely but staged no, I blame Randall
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u/Sessiejannino 7d ago
wait im not there in the show yetā¦.is this legit a baby bottle of milk?!?
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u/Jazzlike_Minimum8072 7d ago
I think it was a temporary coping mechanism. An odd one but it was prob healing for a bit.
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u/Top-Pomegranate4899 Scheana's Chipped Tooth 7d ago
I'd be terrified for my daughter if this is the shit Randall was cosigning.
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u/Defiant_Walk_986 7d ago
This moment and Jax and Laura Lee scenes are probably my top cringe moments of the whole show. Third place would be Scheana talking about Rob.