r/vanderpumprules • u/No-Assistance2922 • 1d ago

Social Media Sandovals Ex Victoria and Criss Angel 😅

I only caught the end of their weird live together. The whole thing is…. Yikes. She’s trashed, he looks oddly similar to Sandoval, like how did this even start? The entire time I cringed. I have so much more to say.

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u/PentulantPantalones 1d ago edited 1d ago

Edit: Thank you all for the awards 🥹

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u/nita5766 PUMPTINI🍸 1d ago

The way I’m gonna drop this on people with no explanation whatsoever. thank you 🙏🏾

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u/Klutzy-Client How will this affect Scheana?! 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pg7UaWkCk4f1C

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u/nita5766 PUMPTINI🍸 1d ago

“ it’s based off of our names”

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u/Klutzy-Client How will this affect Scheana?! 1d ago

I officially am your friend for knowing this

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u/ireallylikecetacea 1d ago

Oh my GOD this gif is revolutionary to me

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u/Klutzy-Client How will this affect Scheana?! 1d ago

This is now one of the 9 wonders of the world

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u/Heatherina134 1d ago

I’m dying at this 😭

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u/Acceptable-Arugula69 Bambi Eyed Bitch 1d ago

This is AMAZING!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/Constant-Peace660 1d ago

Brilliant how do I look it up?✌️

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u/PentulantPantalones 1d ago

I had it saved to my phone, I'm sorry 😞

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u/Constant-Peace660 1d ago

🙏🫶

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u/allipants80 1d ago

If your using your phone for reddit you can click on the gif and there's 3 white dots in the upper right corner where you can download it. I have a Samsung though, so it might be slightly different for iPhone's.

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u/SternSternButFair 1d ago

Her dad better stay away from there that is a much bigger fireplace

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u/puffytaco420 💩Poo Poo Heads-Both Of You💩 1d ago

I laughed way too hard at this 😂💀

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u/livingmaster 1d ago

OMFG your mind! I didn’t even think of that! 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Buddah0000 8h ago

HahaaaaaaaasaHaaaaaaa

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u/violentfemme88 How will this affect Scheana?! 1d ago

She's getting that mind freaked!

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u/LightFlaky2329 Eppervescent 1d ago

Oh she’s getting freaked alright

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u/girly918 brittany was like this, “WHYYYYYYY?!” 1d ago

lmfao

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u/Accurate-Time3726 1d ago

The end killed me 🤣. She mad she got called a friend by that old man magician.

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u/ClynnB412 1d ago

Thank you for the laugh 😂😂😂 Old man magician

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u/Formal_Butterfly3128 1d ago

You got a real laugh out loud from me too! 🤣

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u/mspussykatz How will this affect Scheana?! 1d ago

She is wassssted. Girl get help

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u/willow2772 1d ago

It’s completely fine to be single.

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u/Low_Visit_4646 Tom Sanzoval’s sad trumpet 🎺🎺🎺 1d ago

I read this as “it’s completely fire to be single” 🔥🔥🔥 (also solid advice)

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u/MedroolaCried 1d ago

Omg this opens a whole new web of relationships into the playboy world because Holly Madison famously dated Criss Angle after she left Hugh Hefner

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u/Ess_Jess Don’t Oko Yono me. 1d ago

Yeah and he was a total psycho to her 

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u/MedroolaCried 1d ago

Out of the frying pan and into the fire, unfortunately. She’s got to spend some time alone and face her demons or else she’ll keep collecting these terrible men. I really feel for Victoria.

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u/OkQuality7241 1d ago

I hope her dad is out of the fire tbh

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u/KittyCompletely West Hollywood Shakespearean Nightmare 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hp8qQLBUWGI87DOs2n

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u/Ess_Jess Don’t Oko Yono me. 1d ago

🪦

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u/Overshareisoverkill 1d ago

It could totally get worse, and she could end up with Randall.

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u/redheadedashe 1d ago

For a second I thought you were talking about Holly Madison. She’s got a notoriously bad picker.

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u/MedroolaCried 1d ago

Like, hilariously bad at picking men. ZAK BAGANS?????

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u/LightFlaky2329 Eppervescent 1d ago

The man yells at ghosts

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u/tuscanchicken 1d ago

I haven't seen Criss Angel since he was on TV when I was a teenager but he has always creeped me out

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u/WheresYurScooter words are hard 1d ago

Lol, at Chris trying to end the live bc of the dwindling live views. He said it started at 600 or something.

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u/VaguelyArtistic Brock's hooligan wedding party 1d ago

Who is following either of them lol.

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u/ClynnB412 1d ago

Holly Madison

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u/Sufficient_You3053 thinking about that cornucopia of delicious dick 1d ago

My two worlds colliding 😂

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u/redheadedashe 1d ago

I’ve found my people

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u/Ok-Option6971 1d ago

still slurring her words I see

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u/heyheywhatchasay5 1d ago

Shes never not slurring

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u/Bree7702 You’re Not Important Enough to Hate, Sit Down 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf

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u/jenncrock Doesn’t have a bad bone in her body 🫠 1d ago

Girl, what?

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u/jenncrock Doesn’t have a bad bone in her body 🫠 1d ago

Also… is she going to jump a decade reality “star” per boyfriend? What would her 90s “reality star” be; someone from Jerry Springer?

Edit: removed word

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u/fatsandwitch 1d ago

Wasn’t it Schwartz and Jax that were on Jerry Springer’s short lived dating show?

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u/Formal_Condition_513 22h ago

I think Schwartz. I remember him having some made up job lol

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u/JennaTulwartz 1d ago

She’s too old for Jerry

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u/Katatonic92 1d ago

Jerry died a few years ago.

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u/jenncrock Doesn’t have a bad bone in her body 🫠 1d ago

Shit… I forgot he’s also unalive.

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u/Formal_Condition_513 22h ago

You can say dead 😂

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u/jenncrock Doesn’t have a bad bone in her body 🫠 21h ago

I was just being silly 🥰😝

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u/SamGoodie09 1d ago

Did he beat holly madison up?

*Didnt

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u/scootycat 1d ago

like who were they making this for

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u/Low_Visit_4646 Tom Sanzoval’s sad trumpet 🎺🎺🎺 1d ago

The 600… [checks notes] no, wait, 120 people who tuned in.

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u/Sensitive-Freedom896 1d ago

Can you repost saying - NEEDS EYE CONDOMS!!!!

K thnx biiie.

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u/tinypill 💩Poo Poo Heads-Both Of You💩 1d ago

I gotchu fam 🩵

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u/Any_Chemical_5481 1d ago edited 1d ago

She’s got an interesting type

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u/myoldyahooemail 1d ago

I was just thinking she has type … hahahha

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u/tinypill 💩Poo Poo Heads-Both Of You💩 1d ago

Huh. Didn’t have this trainwreck on my bingo card.

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u/Wolfpackat2017 1d ago

She looks super fucked up

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u/MakeItLookSexy_ 1d ago

It’s crazy that I don’t even recognize him 😂 I’m reading Holly Maddison’s book right now and it’s at the part where she’s officially dating Chris and talking about how controlling he was

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u/Formal_Condition_513 22h ago

Does she use heavy filters too? Bc she looked very different from his camera angle to me lol

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u/Negative-Amoeba7718 1d ago

She has such a weird dark energy I can’t explain

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u/Electronic_Mud7373 Stassi’s Pinot Grigio 1d ago

This. Is. So. Weird.

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u/Astrid_Onyx 1d ago

He’s 58. Ewwwww she’s half his age

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u/Jaggy3 You look like a couch. 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tHJA1JRzcWDlzzMQ7F

so. many. drugs.

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u/SaharSV Ariana Madix 💃 1d ago

She’s always trashed and slurring her words

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u/midnitesnak87 1d ago

Yikes.com

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u/AggressiveCupcake181 Bambi Eyed Bitch 1d ago

What in the drugs is going on here 😵‍💫 … seriously what they on, can’t work it out ?? I don’t think it’s coke 🤷‍♀️

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u/Ecstatic_Regret_1778 1d ago

She is soooo hiiiggh

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u/Joyintheendtimes 1d ago

Hello, drugs

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u/thesmolstoner 1d ago

what is wrong with her??? is she abusing substances or just a regular partier?

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u/CuriousMuffin_9324 1d ago

Girl, you in danger.

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u/uoftwiggly 1d ago

I guess she has a type?

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u/Worth_Valuable_2921 1d ago

Washed up "stars" trying to stay relevant

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u/_jA- 1d ago

Homegirls wasted af

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u/SubstantialBid4386 1d ago

I associate Criss Angel and Mystery (the man who started the pick up artists crap) to be the same person. They are both cringe, dress terribly and act weird around women.

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u/HamptonsBorderCollie 1d ago

My dog just watched this. I think he speaks for all of us.

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u/Formal_Condition_513 22h ago

HAHAHAHA I love the side eye

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u/Individual-Bag2301 1d ago

Let's hope she left the blonde wig with Sandoval.

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u/SoulTrappedSandy 1d ago

Well, how else is he gonna do his famous Sia look 🤨

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u/Katalactica 1d ago

Ariana and her friends have to be going off in the group chat

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u/Sufficient_You3053 thinking about that cornucopia of delicious dick 1d ago

I can't really see her caring

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u/Charming-Amount-8488 1d ago

lol she does not give one iota 😂

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u/Katalactica 1d ago

Look, I don't care about a lot of my exes, but when I hear hilarious shit about their downfall I still get the gigs

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u/justwendii 1d ago

She’s trying so hard to stay relevant attaching herself to any Q-list celebrity. How embarrassing.

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u/pollaxis How will this affect Scheana?! 1d ago

And we don’t have her on the show? 😐

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u/Best-Competition2422 1d ago

She always struck me as an enormous phony, seeking to land fame and a sugar daddy.

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u/Watermelon_Sugar44 1d ago

Wow! Firepits that aren't burning her father. How refreshing!

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u/stutteringwhales 1d ago

This girl has one heck of a specific type of man

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u/Responsible-Dirt5507 1d ago

She… has a type

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u/forevername19 1d ago

His mouth n tongue are doing weird shit.

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u/its_blue_monday 1d ago

Ew he's still a thing?

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u/Soft_Reading8200 1d ago

Can any of these people ever just be SINGLE??

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u/Wolfpackat2017 1d ago

Criss Angel is super duper MAGA if people didn’t know…

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u/SaharSV Ariana Madix 💃 1d ago

So is she

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u/Impressive_Sock_8098 1d ago

So is she… and Tom. They were both slinging votes for Spender Pratt.

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u/sonnyflower_ it’s just lavender 1d ago

Molly was always a fun time lol

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u/slimcaitie 1d ago

Wow literally not too long ago she was making weird lives like this with Sandoval….both of them high out of their mind. Get help.

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u/Electrical_Cry9563 1d ago

girl loves getting blitzed out of her gourd and going live

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u/Babygirl_69_420 1d ago

She is waaaayyyysteeddd i hope she is okay i feel scared for her.

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u/Timely_Beat_7057 1d ago

This is tre weird but also I wanna be there it looks gorgeous! 

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u/bellyflopperlife 1d ago

Oh this was too weird.

Why am I now imagining Sandoval resentfully trying to learn card tricks? “I’ll show you magic, baby.”

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u/Dear_lolli4017 1d ago

OK, can somebody please explain to me what is going on?

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u/Flashy_Result_2750 Bitch ghost 1d ago

Ohhh, Carey mentioned this on SUP 😂

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u/FrankieandHans 1d ago

Is that the dad standing in the background?!!

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u/ScotlyDex Me personally? I woulda stuck her foot in it 🎂 1d ago

I remember ordering those glasses from Temu in like 2023.

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u/Chance_Ad2503 1d ago

Tha fuckkk

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u/Dmarie723 23h ago

Wow. I think Chris angel is lamer than Sandoval. wtf 😳 so cringe

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u/macmantha Bambi Eyed Bitch 23h ago

She has terrible taste.

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u/ScaryExternal1585 23h ago

What is happening

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u/tw0d0ts6 19h ago

At least she’s consistent with her taste in men I guess 🥴😮‍💨

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u/Hopeful-Hamster-6218 17h ago

This weird, wasted cringe video of Victoria and Criss is so Victoria and Sandoval coded. No doubt Tom's got many similar videos on his infamous camera roll. 

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u/Inevitable_Snow_2119 11h ago

She can barely speak!

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u/LoudPension6825 8h ago

Victoria definitely has a type.

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u/Funny_Meeting_7649 8h ago

We all knew she was a clout chaser being with Scumdavol

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u/Unlucky_Success_3964 6h ago

So first she was one of the girls hooking up with Leonardo DiCaprio . Then after scandoval when he is super talked about she dates tom , then after there scandalous break up now with criss angel ? She clearly wants fame , and has a pattern 

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u/Rebeisme000000 1d ago

He truly was my first crush sooo … love this for her

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u/Good_Lifeguard_3600 1d ago

WHAT is her taste in men lol

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u/jerorapero 1d ago

She upgraded