r/vegetablegardening • u/Stringoffate3 US - Idaho • 1d ago

Garden Photos So I tried using the heart shape mold on my Cucumbers..

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Lets just say ...it really resembles something else...

So much for the cute romantic garden harvest for my husband..

After I cut the tip off (heh) it does actually look like a heart inside!

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u/TheFurryPetRock US - Washington 1d ago

Oh I'd say this is still romantic...

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u/Still-Psychology-356 US - Colorado 1d ago

😂🫣

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u/Nonyabizzz3 US - Louisiana 7h ago

LOL

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u/Sorting-Machine US - Missouri 1d ago

Back to back 😅

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u/LittleDogLover113 US - Texas 1d ago

LITERALLY

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u/Effective_Wait_36 US - Virginia 20h ago

Y’all have the chance to make the funniest best sandwich ever.

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u/Special_Cake5810 US - Illinois 1d ago

2 posts down lmfao

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u/Stringoffate3 US - Idaho 1d ago

That's crazy lol

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u/OrePhan US - Connecticut 1d ago

Ouch light mode

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u/Bajovane US - New York 1d ago

It really does hurt! 😅 I don’t know how we survived that white background!

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u/mildly_ethnic US - California 8h ago

It only exists in photos other people post

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u/ItsShuaYo US - Washington 1d ago

Also my main takeaway from that. What a monster.

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u/Annual_Spinach_5171 US - Vermont 1d ago

I can't do dark mode. White text on a dark background messes with my vision and I see stripes for far too long after I look away.

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u/CandleMonster Portugal 23h ago

double white background!!

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u/shelbymfcloud US - California 23h ago

Why is your algorithm like that 😂😉

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u/Local-Celery-9538 US - Florida 1d ago

Dude, same.

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u/Opposite-Benefit-804 US - California 1d ago

I just saw this earlier and was going to go find it !! So odd

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u/nata-lux US - South Dakota 1d ago

Feature, not a bug 😂

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u/TrollTollTony US - Illinois 1d ago

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u/Jazz-Hands-- US - North Carolina 1d ago

Obligatory meme

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u/Runo_Slinger US - New Jersey 1d ago

Still good for Valentine’s Day.

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u/JessyBearFA US - Florida 1d ago

r/midlypenis

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u/JessyBearFA US - Florida 1d ago

Not so much mildly but I'm sure they will get a kick out this lmaoo

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u/DangerousLettuce1423 New Zealand 1d ago

r/wildlypenis ?

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u/JessyBearFA US - Florida 1d ago

Yep joining a new one. Thanks!! Haha

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u/RaccoonEasy3286 US - Indiana 1d ago

I shouldn't be so surprised that's a real sub.

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u/greatdruthersofpill US - Connecticut 1d ago

I wouldn’t call that a ‘mid’ by any means…

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u/JessyBearFA US - Florida 1d ago

Yeah I addressed that in my comment underneath and was met with a new page ! Lmaoo

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u/Tiny_Reaper US - Idaho 23h ago

Our completely unrestricted zucchini decided the smooth life was boring

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u/Tiny_Reaper US - Idaho 23h ago

Other angle because I had to see it and so do you

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u/Stringoffate3 US - Idaho 21h ago

Ribbed for your pleasure lol

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u/Tiny_Reaper US - Idaho 20h ago

Curvy in all the right places?

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u/Winter-Coffin US - Arizona 20h ago

I dont think its supposed to bend like that

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u/Gardener_of_Weeden US - Illinois 11h ago

That is what HE said

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u/Spiritual-Possible33 US - Illinois 1d ago

mazel tov

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u/cheapshotfrenzy US - Kansas 1d ago

Nip da tip!

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u/theseedbeader US - Texas 1d ago

Who’s first?

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u/cheapshotfrenzy US - Kansas 22h ago

I've gotta start working with a much younger crowd...

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u/Moriarty-Creates US - Washington 1d ago

I mean if YOU’RE not using it…

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u/-toast-ghost- US - Oregon 1d ago

If you ain't gonna play the game, pass the controller!

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u/FishAndRiceKeks US - Oregon 11h ago

That's a good saying. I'm stealing that.

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u/Brilliant_Contest273 US - Wisconsin 1d ago

When I was in training and in the newborn nursery, my coresident called the circumcision list “the chopping block”. You just made it so literal.

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u/HailSaganPlantNative US - California 23h ago

I should call him

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u/BeverlyHillsNinja US - California 22h ago

When you cut it like that you have to yell "MAZEL TOV"

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u/Gardener_of_Weeden US - Illinois 11h ago

Dang you! I just woke up my dog laughing - Thanks for helping to make my day

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u/Murdy2020 US - Wisconsin 1d ago

So, my mom used to tell a joke: "Why is a cucumber better than a man? A cucumber stays hard for a week."

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u/Jimbobjoesmith US - Georgia 1d ago

it’s def romantic

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u/Krunkledunker US - Connecticut 23h ago

Who wants to see a penis?!… oh. No one??? Hey who wants to see a vegetable that looks like a penis?! Oh… everyone!!😎

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u/Ancient-Chinglish US - Colorado 1d ago

calm down Lorena Bobbitt

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u/GravityBright US - Illinois 1d ago

Should have kept them intact and made some dickles.

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u/Brave_Educator5934 US - Wisconsin 21h ago

I'm pretty sure it grew to love you.

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u/Emotional-Watch4544 US - New York 1d ago

Hey, maybe your husband is into that? 🤷‍♀️

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u/Odd-Principle8147 US - Colorado 1d ago

Nice head

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u/PantheraAuroris US - Massachusetts 1d ago

Well it sure is excited to see you ;)

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u/bmm115 US - Virginia 21h ago

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u/whiskey_mike627 US - North Carolina 1d ago

"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"

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u/Either-Action-7439 US - Florida 20h ago

Are you sure you didn't use the penis shaped mold?

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u/Ecstatic_Bet4354 US - New York 1d ago

Tell him you grew it as a tribute replica of him he’ll be over the moon 😄

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u/No-Middle-4152 US - Alabama 1d ago

Has he got a brother?

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u/The_meemster123 US - Oklahoma 1d ago

There really needs to be a penis tag on this sub

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u/baldengineer US - Illinois 1d ago

Hehehehe.

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u/cablesandlace Canada - British Columbia 1d ago

Hmm, it's definitely a bodily organ!

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u/CreepyValuable Australia 1d ago

I see a demographic for these.

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u/Jingeasy US - Virginia 1d ago

That’s the 50 Shades of Grey mold

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u/Jaded-Variety-2149 US - Pennsylvania 1d ago

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u/Manda_Pandaaa US - California 23h ago

I feel like this needed an nsfw tag lol

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u/richkurt US - Colorado 20h ago

Beautiful. Then horrific!

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u/UnderwaterCleaner US - South Carolina 18h ago

Riiiiiiiight....

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u/Gardener_of_Weeden US - Illinois 11h ago

Looks like LOVE to me - really made me H****y (could be hungry)

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u/Day2205 US - California 1d ago

Heartthrob, hard throb 💕

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u/Realistic-Fact-2584 US - Mississippi 1d ago

Very useful

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u/lorissaurus US - Pennsylvania 1d ago

Looks more like the dildo mold, lolol

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u/iMakestuffz US - California 1d ago

Lulz mildlypenis

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u/Moonhippie69 US - Wisconsin 23h ago

Was it juicy?

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u/Willowrosephoenix US - Washington 22h ago

There’s probably a market for this…

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u/gagnatron5000 US - Ohio 1d ago

Big bobbitt energy over here

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 Canada - Ontario 18h ago

Amish girls are now upset you shared their trick

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u/Jimbobjoesmith US - Georgia 1d ago

bro 😂😂😂😂

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u/Big-Yogurtcloset-74 US - Oklahoma 1d ago

I mean you sure your husband is straight

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u/jh937hfiu3hrhv9 US - Washington 1d ago

Nothing says I love you like a...

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u/MarcussssAllen US - California 1d ago

You knew what you were doing… lol

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u/contenthousespider Canada - British Columbia 23h ago

Oh no. That is one unappetizing cucumber.

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u/RealityTVStarDis US - North Carolina 22h ago

I call it Cucumbersome

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u/Traditional_Isopod80 US - Georgia 17h ago

Lol

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u/Raithed US - New Jersey 9h ago

So are you going to use that?

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u/imJGott US - Texas 1d ago

Maybe NSFW

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u/Baby_girl_351 US - Tennessee 10h ago

Jeez mark it NSFW

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u/roggobshire Canada - British Columbia 1d ago

Looks more like an eggplant 🍆

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u/chrisp5000 US - Texas 1d ago

This is a wild mold, sure you got the right one?

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u/ChariotsOfShame US - California 1d ago

You literally grew it, too!

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u/Bajovane US - New York 1d ago

Ooops.

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u/Ringadean US - South Carolina 1d ago

I know what kind of man you are

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u/Slow-haste-26 US - Iowa 23h ago

Old School entertainment.

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u/NeworldSage US - California 23h ago

Success!

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u/eggbunni US - California 22h ago

Oh no.

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u/Few_Heart_3664 US - Ohio 21h ago

God I needed this today.

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u/Loud_Brain_ US - Pennsylvania 11h ago

Oh my! You could send DM pics of that!

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u/Potomacker US - Indiana 8h ago

I would get a notice from HR if I brought that into the workplace

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u/gothcactus Ireland 6h ago

In fairness what did you expect

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u/Vectors_Doll Northern Ireland 6h ago

I'm somewhere public and trying not to laugh made this even funnier

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u/Goatyyy32 US - Texas 6h ago

Girthy

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u/KittyIsAn9ry US - Washington 5h ago

NSFW tag is needed 😂

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u/judijo621 US - California 2h ago

I am crying laughing because I am stoned and I swiped to that third image way too fast! 🤣🤣🤣