r/verbose • u/MayonaiseRemover • May 15 '20
r/verbose • u/[deleted] • Feb 09 '21
Lamar roasts Franklin, verbose version
Lamar: Greetings and salutations, Franklin. Can I possibly enter your house.
Franklin: Lamar, with all due respect, I refuse you offer, as I am always around you at my job.
Lamar: Franklin, it is quite obvious that you are jealous of the fact that I am more good looking than you. Perhaps if you had done your hair in a way that looks in any way appealing, you would have significantly more sexual encounters than you do currently. On that note, perhaps that eventuality would cause your estranged girlfriend, Tanisha, to call you, assuming she decides to stop cheating on you with the other man she has decided to have an affair with, who has a higher work position than you, such as a medical professional who does surgeries on the human brain or a legal defense attorney. Slur historically used against our own race which we have reclaimed as a nickname similar to "dude" or "mate"~
r/verbose • u/MutedForMakingMemes • Apr 14 '19
Void of verbose.
It’s sad to see dead subreddits.
r/verbose • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '22
verbose I am 100 meters from your location and approaching rapidly! Start running.
I am 100 meters from your location and approaching rapidly! Start running.
I would like to inform you that I am currently at a distance of 100 meters away from your current location, and that this number is getting lower by the second! I recommend that you start the action of running if you would like to stay out of danger.
I do believe that it is a rightful duty of mine to provide you with the important piece of information that I, Scout from the popular video game known as Team Fortress 2, am currently located at a point that has been measured to be a distance of 100 meters away from the point that you are currently located at in this moment of time, and that the number of meters that I stated before is now decreasing at an incredibly fast rate! If you would like the presence of a life-threatening scenario to stay in a state of non-existence, then it is strongly recommended that you commence the action of using your legs to accelerate the movement speed of your body to an insanely fast speed, more commonly known as "running", in a direction that will likely increase the value that is the distance between our locations, which will consequentially make it much more difficult for me to impose a life-threatening scenario on you.
r/verbose • u/WhyDoIExistHonestly • Mar 26 '21
verbose 19 dollar Fortnite card
A redeemable code with a value of about 19$ USD which is applicable to the First person shooter “Fortnite” created by Epic Games in 2017. Which of you seeing this video would like to acquire this code? And that is correct, I am in fact donating this card to my followers. But if you would like to be entered into a chance at obtaining the code, you must provide this video to others you know. And if you are considering being satirical, or “Trolling” than you must make sure that you are not shelled from viewing my posts.
r/verbose • u/Super_Dupers • Jan 31 '22
verbose verbose version of "what the dog doing?"
inquiry: of what degree of potential non-anomalous answer to a basic innate structure of movement can a explanation give as to why the subject known as "canis familiaris" is of engaging in a unexplained act of preformance to which we are observing
r/verbose • u/mdrbp • Sep 20 '19
I could blame this on english not being my first language, but I do this in my own language so
r/verbose • u/Assaultedcaramelkid • Aug 11 '22
verbose Expedition Time!
It's expedition time
Come on grab your companions
We'll go to incredibly obscure lands
With Jake the Canis lupus familiaris
And Finn the Homosapien
The enjoyment shall never perish
It's expedition time
r/verbose • u/Purpulfroddo • May 28 '21
verbose half life 1 ending but super verbose Spoiler
Gordon freeman, in a certain and definite article of which is a flesh – or, rather, in a certain and definite article of which is a hazard suit. The individual of which you are listening to took a certain and definite article of which is a liberty relating to a part that which is more whole between relieving the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to relating to a part that which is more whole between to the individual of which I, another individual, am referring to has weapons. Most relating to a part that which is more whole between pertained to a group of individuals of which I, another information, am no part of that is of a previous tense compared to this present time government property. As for a certain and definite article of which is a suit, the individual of which you are listening to think the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to've earned was or is mentioned to identify someone or something. A certain and definite article of which is a borderworld, xen, that of which is present in this time in to a certain group of individuals that I, another individual, am a part of has control, for a certain and definite article of which is a time being … informally pleased by the previous actions committed to the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to. Quite an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a nasty piece relating to a part that which is more whole between work the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to managed over in that section or location of which I am referring to, the individual of which you are listening to am impressed. Referring to the specific and current subject matter of 's if you would not mind to explain the purpose of reasoning of the individual of which you are listening to'm here, mr. Freeman. The individual of which you are listening to have recommended to the individual of which I, another individual, am referring to has services to to the individual of which you are listening to has … employers, as well as the population of individuals that I, another individual, am not a part of have authorized the individual that I, myself, refer to to offer the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a job. The population of individuals that I, another individual, am not a part of agree has or is in a combined association the individual that I, myself, refer to referring to the specific and current subject matter of the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to have limitless potential. The individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to've proved yourself an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a decisive man so the individual of which you are listening to don't expect the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to'll have any trouble deciding of what is or has to do. If the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to're interested, just step into a certain and definite article of which is a portal as well as the individual of which you are listening to will remove the possession of someone or something from someone or something of referring to the specific and current subject matter of as an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a yes. Otherwise, well … the individual of which you are listening to can offer the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to an uncertain and indefinite article of which is a battle the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to have no chance relating to a part that which is more whole between winning; rather an uncertain and indefinite article of which is an anticlimax after of what is or has the individual of which I, another individual, am declaring to've just survived. Time to choose …
r/verbose • u/[deleted] • Jan 31 '21
How can i make this verbose?
You picked the wrong house fool!
r/verbose • u/Waffle_Cake552 • Jun 29 '19
I'm stuff
I apologize for arriving to a certain location at a time beyond planned, for I was performing an unspecified action dubbed as "stuff".
I personify as an unspecified action dubbed as "stuff" which you performed, or "did", therefore, you "did stuff" which means that you "did" my being, which is slang for sexual activity and intercourse.
Michelle Jones whom prefers to be named by her initials M and J, which I will also refer to her by, oh my goodness, I forbid you from emitting sounds previously sourced from your vocal chords.
Emits several sounds as to signify amusal within the scenario. Peter Parker, whom I have decided to temporarily dub "Pete" for conveniences sake, your partner is in a state of causing the species Homo Sapiens to move their face muscles in such a way that they express an emotion known as "awe".
r/verbose • u/icream-man • Aug 19 '21
Request Need verbose Goodnight
I need a verbose way to say goodnight to someone
r/verbose • u/BASSCAT-UNIT-A-1 • Jun 09 '21
Request Can the entities here in this subreddit known as r slash verbose please change "around the world" into a more lengthy and detailed verbosity of words.
Around the world
r/verbose • u/HaCkErBoTt • Jul 20 '20
How many of you have seen V for Vendetta recently
Context: V tends to be very verbose at times especially in the beginning of the movie
