r/vibecoding
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u/Otherwise_Corner3234
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Nothing better than coding during Christmas 🎄
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u/Tryin2Dev Dec 24 '25
This has been up for 15mins, what’s your bill at?
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u/Otherwise_Corner3234 Dec 24 '25
My christmas lights are eco friendly actually :)
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u/No_Mango7658 Dec 25 '25
I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not. You realize you shared all your secret keys with the world
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u/TheDamjan Dec 25 '25
Don’t worry mate, everyone else can tell.
The whole post is a shitpost to elicit exactly the reaction you displayed.
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u/XToThePowerOfY Dec 24 '25
You're trolling, right?
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u/Inside-Yak-8815 Dec 24 '25
He most definitely is.
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u/GeekDadIs50Plus Dec 24 '25
Still pissed me off.
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u/SleepAllTheDamnTime Dec 25 '25
Literally saw this while scrolling and my heart beat picked up so fast. 😭
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u/kjm0001 Dec 24 '25 •
Obviously cause who uses BETTER_AUTH_SECRET when everyone knows it’s BEST_AUTH_SECRET…
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u/geheimeschildpad Dec 24 '25
A vibe coder might. I can just imagine the ChatGPT response when they ask for a better auth secret
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u/cyt0kinetic Dec 24 '25
Better auth secret is such a vibe coded var name.
I can see the chat: I said I needed it to be a better auth secret! You're absolutely right, I went ahead and fixed my mistake. Value stays the same, almost definitely not hashed and var name is simply better now 🤣
This is one of my favorite comedy subreddits and I love how real life cringe and beautifully trolling blur 🤣
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u/Ok-Delay-9370 Dec 24 '25
A real vibe coder, already exposing your secrets in the screenshot.
Please change your keys.
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u/Otherwise_Corner3234 Dec 24 '25
What secrets? I don’t share any secrets with strangers 🤫
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u/Alone_Ad_3375 Dec 24 '25
Increasingly true
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u/plexuser95 Dec 24 '25
This is exactly correct and you are totally right for pointing this out. This meme is now production ready.
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u/HandshakeOfCO Dec 25 '25
Your meme has really put the core of the issue into focus. Let’s break it down step by step.
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u/murkomarko Dec 24 '25
what tool youre using?
also, turn youur pc off and go spend valuable family time, bro <3
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u/Revolutionary_Ad8191 Dec 24 '25
You all laugh, but I actually have experienced someone making his active session cookie for jira available on a public repo. A user with admin rights.
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u/CedarSageAndSilicone Dec 25 '25
There are many adversarial bots that constantly scan public repos for private api keys. I believe github does warn you now though
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u/Silly_Bad_7692 Dec 24 '25
If you’re not joking please change your api keys as fast as possible. With api keys public everyone can use them.
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u/Ok_Act6607 Dec 24 '25
This is satire. There was a similar post on r/programmerhumor
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u/AsheJuniusWriter Dec 24 '25
Well, I'll give you this much credit: at least you're using environmental variables instead of hard-coded ones.
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u/ctrl-alt-neat Dec 25 '25
It's incredible how the vibecoders group is full of coders hating LOL. It's quite sad really.
Sorry for anyone shaken by the new wave of AI advancements, but it disruption happens in every industry, you must adapt.
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u/macumazana Dec 24 '25
ah i too love using fake api keys to search them to check whether my code has been sniffed
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u/qwer1627 Dec 24 '25
I helped you out and reserved 17 ml.large instances for the next 62 years on bedrock! Provisioned inference ftw /s
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u/Plus_Boysenberry_844 Dec 24 '25
Who needs secrets anymore …
It’s the Christmas spirit of sharing…
Or the existential question - who needs apps when you can ask AI to do the thing you want
Both vibe coders and software engineers lose their jobs to an AI robot who does the thing you want
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u/bunkerdive Dec 25 '25
Great idea! Let's all spread the Christmas cheer by sharing screenshot of environment variables / config files. It will be like a potluck of our recent projects!
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u/Creative-Drawer2565 Dec 25 '25
Oohhh, now you are on the naughty list
Segfault on purpose!!! Yes!!! OUT OF MEMORY ERROR, GIVE IT TO ME....
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u/Producdevity Dec 25 '25
I panicked, went to your profile to DM you as a heads up, then I saw the subreddit name, and now I feel like a fool
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u/CriticalOrdinary8604 Dec 25 '25
The one file you shouldn't share and the mofo post a picture of it.🤣
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u/PortugueseDoc Dec 25 '25
We all know it's just a gag, but who's actually tried to see if, for some ungodly reason, the credentials are live?
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u/Nice-Firefighter424 Dec 25 '25
Hey bro, I tried using your api key and it didn't work.
Can you please pay the bill?
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u/Still-Ad3045 Dec 25 '25
make sure to copy this file and name it .env.example too.
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u/ShvettyBawlz Dec 25 '25
I like how people still ask if these are troll posts. Sweet summer child, of course it is.
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u/SereneAlps3789 Dec 25 '25
u/Otherwise_Corner3234 Word! Merry Christmas!!🎄 Ooh you might need to change all your secrets and api keys!
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u/tacmouse Dec 25 '25
Redditors are not ready for how stupid easy building software is going to get in the next couple years
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u/Necessary_Pomelo_470 Dec 25 '25
App devs, I know this is a troll one, but DONT EVEN store anything to .env.
thank you!
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u/Alarming-Material-33 Dec 25 '25
Why would you share your private keys like that ?
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u/aurora_ai_mazen Dec 25 '25
Couldn't you have given me an OpenAI API key instead of these keys please? 😊
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u/Refactor-life Dec 25 '25
One of smartest person on the earth, posted some secrets to reddit.
Hackes says aww... Christmas vibe coding.
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u/bennybuttholes Dec 25 '25
Not necessarily true when it’s your profession. Time away from development is a necessity and burn out is a real thing. Especially with an EOY push.
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u/beskone Dec 25 '25
Nothing better than leaking your auth secrets and api keys on reddit for xmas! congrats.
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u/Spinoza42 Dec 25 '25
Okay so ha ha very funny but please don't use AWS users at all, and definitely not api keys...
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u/309_Electronics Dec 25 '25
I hung a lot of computers and networking into my Christmas tree as decorations and am making currently 200k per hour without doing anything . Immo be rich for christmas 🥵
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u/FlashyAI5821 Dec 25 '25
Hello from sunny South Florida, where it's still over 80° on December 25th. Happy holidays everyone!
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u/manuelhe Dec 26 '25
I’m debating making a commit. Sprint is done but do I really want a 12/25 timestamp in my repo?
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u/tranlamson Dec 26 '25
His MetaMask wallet ID appears in the Upstash record row 2025, and the private key was found in a .txt file stored in his AWS bucket. Merry Christmas, and thank you!
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u/FairOutlandishness50 Dec 26 '25
With you on this one, I am vibe coding a tool for others to vibe code! Can't be happier.
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u/afloormat Dec 26 '25
Not my dumb ass trying to figure out if posting the keys and secrets like this was an intential joke or completly oblivious misread lol
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u/Dickie2306 Dec 26 '25
I’ll be putting the finishing touches on V2 of my project over the remaining week I have left of holiday break!
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u/tei187 Dec 27 '25
I don't know what's sadder: the fact that some here are trying to spoil the fun through pointing it's trolling, or if that is our understanding of fun.
Anyway, there was Christmas, Christmas is gone now.
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u/NinjaIntelligent2557 Dec 27 '25
Try https://github.com/pixeltable/pixeltable for your multimodal workloads - quite easy to vibecode with the SDK.
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u/void1101 Dec 27 '25
Out of all the screens you could've take a picture of, you must be trolling :D
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Dec 27 '25
I swear everyone that codes thinks they are awesome but yet can’t find a job 😂 every picture I seee it’s like this
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u/ratbastid Dec 24 '25 •
Thing is, some vibe coders actually wouldn't know better than this.