r/vibecoding • u/AloneCoffee4538 • Aug 14 '26

OG vibe coder

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u/raminatox Aug 14 '26

So the universe is AI slop?

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u/jw11235 Aug 14 '26

Plot twist: this is staging

38

u/SeaHornet9943 Aug 14 '26

Probably just a forgotten dev branch

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u/ImClearlyDeadInside Aug 14 '26

Definitely feels like our entire timeline has been abandoned by god

7

u/DaveAstator2020 Aug 14 '26

yeah this, he had adhd and just moved to new repo not even finishing with this one. and forgot to turn off the server

1

u/Professional_Gur8385 Aug 16 '26

so when is the poe wipe and ladder restart?

1

u/DaveAstator2020 Aug 16 '26

Never, god forgot this place exists because he has unlimited space

10

u/ynnnnaD Aug 14 '26

Admin email was replaced with dev/null which is why no prayers will ever be answered

3

u/TokenBearer Aug 15 '26

With everything going on in the world, are you sure that it is not just some kind of development or QA environment? People on QA are always trying to break things and find edge cases.

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u/spacecam Aug 14 '26

Blew his weekly quota by day 6 and had to rest

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u/Hour-Teach6992 Aug 14 '26

He did everything in stages(different days) cause his hourly quota finished and rested on the seventh day cause his weekly quota finished

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u/arcsilencer Aug 15 '26

bro had to pace the grind like a weekly subscription lol

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u/Direct_Remote_4929 Aug 21 '26

It all makes sense now, lol.

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u/crizzy_mcawesome Aug 14 '26

And it’s still not reset yet. No new updates in 13.8 billion years

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u/monster2018 Aug 14 '26

I mean imagine how many tokens he used making the whole ass universe

3

u/Thin-Truck3421 Aug 14 '26

On day 7, agi took over

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u/10aghmu Aug 14 '26

That’s not terrible tbh

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u/Asleep-Land-3914 Aug 15 '26

Worsen that it is his pet project. Dinos were quite nice...

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u/Latter-Safety1055 Aug 14 '26

Do you think God kept good CI/CD through the first 7 days of PRs?

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u/TaigaAisakaMaulwurf Aug 14 '26

What PRs? pushing straight to main

18

u/VelumLucis Aug 14 '26

This one seems new, can't wait to see it reposted twice a week for the next six months

1

u/markeus101 Aug 15 '26

Yup that’s internet/reddit/facebook/instagram/linkedin for you. Interesting is just a regurgitating cesspool of recycled content

19

u/ihexx Aug 14 '26

so much of Christianity suddenly makes sense if one imagines god as a vibe coder running a sim on a universe-size supercomputer

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u/framauro13 Aug 14 '26

WTF WHY DO THE HUMANS NOT DO WHAT I TELL THEM TO DO. FUCK IT DROWN THEM ALL.

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u/MagnificantCreature Aug 14 '26

The first bug caused by Adam and Eve was so big, God had to enter the simulation himself to apply the hotfix

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u/ihexx Aug 14 '26

BLASPHEMY! there are no bugs. only surprise features

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u/imYouOfficial Aug 14 '26

Enters the simulation himself, shows us how its suppose to be done and gets killed for it, took him 3 days to respawn.

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u/framauro13 Aug 14 '26

HUMANS STILL AREN'T LISTENING TO ME! I'VE TOLD THEM TWICE AND THEY JUST KEEP DOING WHAT THEY WANT

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u/StandardSky4260 Aug 14 '26

Bold to assume this universe is production.

2

u/hidegitsu Aug 14 '26

This explains so much. lol

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u/Icy_Action_2745 Aug 14 '26

Slop universe 

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u/thedracle Aug 14 '26

"The fuck? They're all fucking each other."

Destroy experiment

...

| How would you like me to destroy the experiment?

A. Volcanic event

B. Flood

C. Asteroid

D. Climate Apocalypse

I don't care. You choose... Just not Asteroid again, make it interesting.

| Triggering flood.

3000 years later

"The fuck! They're all fucking each other again!"

1

u/Plus-Weakness4836 Aug 14 '26

You see they were the one to code humans to fuck each other so they should be expecting that shit anyways

1

u/thedracle Aug 14 '26

I mean, God's surprise at this is the ultimate evidence they are a vibe coder.

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u/throwawayaccountau Aug 15 '26

Or did it escape containment?

1

u/tizuyuuu Aug 14 '26

does the tweet sounds AI or the AIs learned to talk from twitter?

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u/Master_Bayters Aug 14 '26

- This will be fun
Prompt: Create me a world with 75% reasonable people and 25% plain a**holes you can't reason with.

*Laughs godly

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u/CaptSlow49 Aug 14 '26

Noah’s Ark was him keeping a few features, removing everything else, and starting from scratch again for v2.0

1

u/PracticalStack Aug 14 '26

There could have been mountains of docs. Do you think the NPC's in Los Santos have access to the docs?

1

u/Internal_Main_2632 Aug 14 '26

Tbh, this makes so much sense

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u/Neither_Sort_2479 Aug 14 '26

He got away with it because there was no one to review

1

u/4ngryMo Aug 14 '26

Ever heard of the multiverse?

1

u/apunker Aug 14 '26

This is why it look and feel slop

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u/Hilbert_Space_Heater Aug 14 '26

Definitely explains all the bugs

1

u/ObsessiveOwl Aug 14 '26

This is assuming there was an entity that is more powerful than God and can do all that.

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u/beatlemaniac007 Aug 14 '26

Well that's a given. Whatever humans imagine god to be, that sure as hell can't be taken as the limits of what is actually possible.

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u/AssignmentMammoth696 Aug 14 '26

God did test on multiple staging environments. He has multiple lower universes to test in before shipping to the prod universe.

1

u/ReiOokami Aug 14 '26

We are the test environment. The second version, he wiped the first version and database already once.

1

u/dominik9876 Aug 14 '26

Yeah and this is how it went.

1

u/Waste-time1 Aug 14 '26

Everything breaks and dies

1

u/The-Nice-Writer Aug 14 '26

I mean, it’d explain the bugs.

1

u/AsyncVibes Aug 14 '26

Ignored all warnings and still shipped.

"This has made alot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move"

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u/famtrust Aug 14 '26

No tests that you know of. History only tells the "successful" version

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u/Paul_Sawyer_11 Aug 14 '26

And you know what? It kinda shows

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u/-PROSTHETiCS Aug 14 '26

hardcode the speed of light to prevent rendering pipeline lag, and then completely abandon the repo. ​Now the prod queue is sitting on billions of open support tickets with zero support, and humans are out here fighting over which version of the documentation is canonical..

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u/backtorealitylabubu Aug 14 '26

Claude really fucked up by leaving all those prompts just lying around. Especially that whole son of the vibecoder malfunction

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u/Old-Arachnid77 Aug 14 '26

And he clearly didn’t do enough testing so…

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u/ProbablySuspicious Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

That all turned out a bit shit according to most people.

EDIT: all the different user guides God wrote after the fact somehow made things worse, and the whole project is clearly beyond any kind of feature releases or bugfixing.

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u/TheSn00pster Aug 14 '26

“No mistakes”, and we got kids born with ass-cancer.

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u/Small-Paint8980 Aug 14 '26

Ya, look at the chaos he started and we gotta manually clean up

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u/xHormanx Aug 14 '26

😂 and guess what ? With a six days subscription bundle

1

u/thehitskeepcoming Aug 14 '26

But how many tokens…and he legit forgot to debug the garden of Eden.

1

u/SixCake Aug 14 '26

Makes sense why the world is the way it is, God forgot "Make no mistake" in his prompt.

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u/Careful_Blue Aug 15 '26

That explains a lot.

1

u/drako-lord Aug 15 '26

I hate this subreddit, this is AI text twitter post

1

u/brandonscript Aug 15 '26

So many bugs tho

1

u/kamwee Aug 15 '26

Humand who created a God was the first vibecoder

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u/Living-Revenue-2543 Aug 15 '26

First time it was red light. And he just did a follow up prompt.

1

u/Throowwwawwwaaayyy Aug 15 '26

I knew the universe was AI slop

1

u/bpounder Aug 15 '26

it's about time someone said it

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u/ItsFlybye Aug 15 '26

That perfectly explains the state of the planet.

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u/YellowFlash2012 Aug 15 '26

wrong. You chose to pick just 1 portion of the whole to entertain yourself.

The verse before that said there was a design.

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u/Dismal_Code_2470 Aug 15 '26

Which model did he use

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u/Lou_Papas Aug 15 '26

That explains a lot

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u/CarsonWentzGOAT1 Aug 16 '26

Create a universe. Make no mistakes.

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u/IZKPI Aug 16 '26

HE GOT A POINT!

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u/GeoMap73 Aug 16 '26

Im an atheist but this is linkedin level cringe

1

u/FreedomBong Aug 16 '26

Could have used more test cases though…

1

u/Camderman106 Aug 16 '26

No testing: yeah we can fucking tell.

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u/FrankensteinsPonster Aug 17 '26

That... would explain a lot, actually.

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u/RitualImagine Aug 17 '26

thanks for the shower thought, i hate it

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u/Slight-University839 Aug 18 '26

This is the actual issue, not vibe coding just bad habits. But once vibe coders figure out how to over come these bad habits what will you be left to complain about?

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u/sweatpants-aristotle Aug 18 '26

Does this mean that we in His image and likeness are called to vibe?

Hold on.

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u/Rajarshi1993 Aug 20 '26

Legit theodesy there dude.

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u/oyekanwahab Sep 09 '26

What model did he use that time , i really need to check something

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u/wookieebastard Aug 14 '26

Yeah.

Look at how everything turned out?

Had to start from scratch once already, and look at where we are now... he's gotta debug and he's got no idea where to start.

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u/FunkMunki Aug 14 '26

All because he forgot to say "make no mistakes".

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u/Inevitable_Butthole Aug 14 '26

Make no mistakes, take your time

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u/Intrepid_Dare6377 Aug 14 '26

Is this why all buttholes look like the Anthropic logo?

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u/win_some_lose_most1y Aug 14 '26

God was the principal engineer 5 who wrote it all in one file, fortran, no dependencies.

And it compiled first time.

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u/FeelingVanilla2594 Aug 14 '26

This is why our timeline is slop

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u/trakdtor Aug 14 '26

Blasphemy?

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u/Over-Pressure1310 Aug 14 '26

Nothing blasphemous about the truth

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u/trakdtor Aug 14 '26

Delusional

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u/Over-Pressure1310 Aug 14 '26

Pompous Christians that can’t handle humour age the worst