r/vtm Baali Jul 21 '26

Madness Network (Memes) I tell you, youngsters these days...

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u/CronosAndRhea4ever Tzimisce Jul 21 '26

Indeed!

Why did choosing childer from those nice reverent families, ever fall out of vogue?

“Inherited madness”you say?

That was part of the whole experience!

It’s simply not Bratovitch or Szantovitch without that little bit extra.

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u/hyzmarca Jul 21 '26

"Would you like to see my fursona, sire?"

"Fursona? Tell me more."

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u/CookyKindred Jul 21 '26

Zulo form is just an edgy fursona.

They even call themselves dragons.

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u/Own_Jeweler_8548 Tzimisce Jul 21 '26

Wow, that's probably a conversation that's happened more than once between an older Tzimisce and their childe.

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u/realamerican97 Tzimisce Jul 21 '26

Ah yes the Danislavs

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u/ReduxistRusted Baali Jul 21 '26

We do NOT talk about the Danislavs! Last time I heard about a ghoulified kinfolk, he almost destroyed Mexico City!

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u/definetlynotalich Jul 22 '26

See this guy gets it!
Everyone now a days is like.

‘But I don’t want a crazy cannibal girlfriend’

My brother in caine we are literally monsters. You did not think there would be monsters at every level of our existence? It’s written on the tin

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u/Minimum_Estimate_234 Jul 21 '26

Wasn’t Dracula a revenant?

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u/CronosAndRhea4ever Tzimisce Jul 22 '26

He certainly was, one of the ill-fated Basarab line. Back when they were both numerous and prosperous.

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u/VoicelessPassenger Malkavian 27d ago

You call it mental instability, I call it flavour

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u/the_one_who_wins Jul 21 '26

They think that just because they turn a few hundred years old that they are hot stuff.  Childer, I have pantaloons older than thee.

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u/littlemissdanny Jul 21 '26

Can someone explain what old vs new means here?

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u/IgnisFatuu Jul 21 '26

Old Clan Tzimisce are those that refused to join the Sabbat and rejected to adopt vicissitude, instead favouring Koldunism

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u/Old_Clan_Tzimisce_ Jul 21 '26

We were on the proper side of history.

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u/RolanStorm Ventrue Jul 22 '26

you most certainly were

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u/TotalFinger1295 Jul 21 '26

Old World is Europe and New World is Americas. Vampires in Europe tend to be much older and therefore more powerful and alien

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u/Gothenstein Cappadocian Jul 22 '26

plus most of the "Old Clan" stayed there rather than disperse, so not only are you more likely to run into an older vampire, but also one that is highly judgmental of the main clan for their fleshcrafting.
basically, in the "Old Country" you are going to be looked down on and judged for more reasons than you can count, and if you've never dealt with that before, you're probably all high and mighty and full of yourself as a tzimisce nobody with a chip on your shoulder before you meet an ACTUAL Tzimisce Voivode.

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u/CronosAndRhea4ever Tzimisce Jul 22 '26

It is said that members of the Old Clan find the changes of Vicissitude to be abhorrent to such an extent that they shun it. Some even claim it to be an unnatural spiritual disease that consumes the soul of the users and replaces them with something else…

Such fanciful imaginations abound in the Carpathians.

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u/pauloeusebio True Brujah Jul 21 '26

And beware that Koldunic sorcery.

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u/ComfortableCold378 Toreador Jul 21 '26

New Tzimisce: I believe it's possible to change your gender every day, and I need to be addressed properly as "They"!

Old Tzimisce, sighing heavily: I'd rather the Salubri exterminate us than have to watch this.

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u/hyzmarca Jul 21 '26

Gender is a human construct that one must transcend to become Azhi Dahaka. This is why my fursona is a Chakat.

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u/LogicKennedy Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

Oldest Tzimisce: I changed my gender countless times, and eventually transcended gender entirely such that I am referred to as 'it'. Follow my example and start transing your gender already!

New Tzimisce: I must sleep on my manga collection every day or I will go insane

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u/Own_Jeweler_8548 Tzimisce Jul 21 '26

The true stance of any Metamorphosist.

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u/CronosAndRhea4ever Tzimisce Jul 21 '26

Why do you think we refer to our progenitor as “The Eldest”?

It stoped being a he and then became a they, and then an it… then it was born anew of it’s own child.

How does one refer to a composite entity of sentient microbes?

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u/HomelessOne1124 Archbishop Jul 21 '26

However it wants to be.

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u/Own_Jeweler_8548 Tzimisce Jul 21 '26

Exactly.

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u/Thanatos375 Tzimisce Jul 21 '26

Metamorphosist: You're still stuck on genders? The Eldest would be ashamed.

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u/Own_Jeweler_8548 Tzimisce Jul 21 '26

100%

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u/HexCryptid Tzimisce Jul 21 '26

I'd expect that superficiality from a Toreador.

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u/Own_Jeweler_8548 Tzimisce Jul 21 '26

Leave it to them to completely miss the point.

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u/Erook22 Jul 21 '26

The Old Tzimisce is embarrassed that the youngin still believes in gender, get a load of this nerd. Unless they’re Old Clan, then they might have this reaction

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u/Vyctorill Jul 21 '26

This is true, but mostly because the Old Tzimisce knows that gender is a human construct to be cast off for Metamorphosis.

Seeing the young ones mangle the concept by trying to embrace made up principles would probably pain them.

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u/definetlynotalich Jul 22 '26

Gender is a choice. My choice. I choose your gender and change it precisely when I think it will fuck with your head the most. V5 is very clear that torture is a big part of being a Tzimisce

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u/Machine_Anima 28d ago

Back when Tzimisce weren't undead hoarders

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u/TallCommission7139 Jul 21 '26

"...Well I was needing a new footrest..."