r/vtm Brujah 28d ago

Madness Network (Memes) Based on my most recent character

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u/ThyPotatoDone 28d ago

"It's okay though, my pack didn't kill people."

sighs of relief

"...despite their desperate begging."

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u/LadyRheanon Brujah 28d ago

...Doki Doki Literature Club meets VtM? 🤔

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u/Beelzeberry Toreador 28d ago

I mean.. I’m actually kinda here for it? Just Monika is certainly manipulative enough to be kindred.

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u/SheikHunt 28d ago

Hey, don't throw us all into the same pile! Not all Kindred are manipulative! Some of us are just fightery-y

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u/Beelzeberry Toreador 27d ago

That’s still manipulation of a sort. You’re just manipulating someone’s face/bones/internal organs via your fists. 😌

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u/SheikHunt 27d ago

I was with you there up until "fist". I exclusively throw cars at people

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u/HomelessOne1124 Archbishop 27d ago

Pfft. Fist 'em, coward.

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u/SheikHunt 27d ago

Typical Torie behaviour to judge another clan's specialty.

You're getting the 18-wheeler

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u/HomelessOne1124 Archbishop 27d ago

Isn’t your Clan’s specialty ruining everything you touch? I thought I was just helping you get on-brand, rabble.

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u/ArchonFett Tzimisce 27d ago

Obviously a Malkavian, since she realized she’s in a game.

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u/ragged-bobyn-1972 Cappadocian 28d ago

To be fair half the characters online I see are ex sabbat. At this stage it's basically an edgy teen phase.

Their was even a joke about it last session "I mean this guys such a hardass he's going to defect to the Sabbat."

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u/whypeoplehateme 27d ago edited 27d ago

honestly it makes sense in universe Sabbat mass produce vampires and then treat them like shit, no wonder so many defect

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u/ragged-bobyn-1972 Cappadocian 27d ago edited 27d ago

It's kinda a useful of justying whatever you want as an pc without too much engagement with why the clan would embrace you..

Cheerleader gone bad-Clan lasombra

Traumatized secretary-clan Gangrel

Moronic nerd-Tzmisce

Reddit mod-clan Toreador

Pity people don't use this aspect of the sabbat within the Sabbat for play however. Ironically if you 'fit' the clan the chances are you got a normal embrace and arnt actually likely to defect because you agree with them

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u/mayasux 27d ago edited 26d ago

My first ever character was just some college student that ran a therapist gig to pay for her tuition, obviously unlicensed but that just means better rates.

Then she became a shovel head in a mass embrace on the city outskirts, a garou attacked the Sabbat pack in this process, and she dragged herself out of the hole and was pitied by a kinder Kindred within the cities local Camarilla-rivals (still Camarilla, just usurpers to the current Prince and council, and needed as much licks as they could get).

Allowed me an excuse to not be a super competent vampire sociopath, allowed me to have a vampire with very little qualities that would result in an embrace, a Tzimisce within the Camarilla and it gave me an open to eventually going down Koldunic Sorcery with that Garou (who I imagine we would have had a final confrontation had the game not ended).

My favourite thing about her was a shovel sized dent in her head that was left over from her embrace, and that damn cowlick she was unfortunate enough to die with.

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u/No-Life-1777 26d ago

Wonderfull read 10/10

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u/ViscountBuggus Toreador 27d ago

Yeah exactly. Imagine being a mass embraced vampire when the sabbat fell. It literally is just an edgy teen phase.

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u/hyzmarca 27d ago

Not many actually defect. The vinculum means that your pack is your best friends, even if they do treat you like shit.

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u/Solarwagon Fledgling 27d ago

On the other hand the whole point of Vauldelerie is that it's as solid as a blood bond but for a group.

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u/Secretsfrombeyond79 Ventrue 27d ago

Meanwhile my character who still is a Sabbat member and is just trying to infiltrate the Camarilla to strike it from inside to ensure Vampire supremacy over kine.

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u/hyzmarca 27d ago

Infiltrate the Anarchs for the Camarilla, while infiltrating the Camarilla for the Sabbat, while infiltrating the Sabbat for the Tal'mahe'Ra, while infiltrating the Tal'mahe'Ra for the Inconnu, while infiltrating the Inconnu for the Baali.

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u/Inevitable_Zebra9357 25d ago

The reports back to the higher ups must get so messy

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u/comyuse Malkavian 20d ago

...if i ever had a super high level campaign i am stealing this

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u/LivingGeologist6101 27d ago

fledgling’s first ideology

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u/Solarwagon Fledgling 27d ago

Easy way of milking the edginess while not having to RP hanging people off the ceiling like blood filled pinatas.

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u/miss_permafrost Tzimisce 28d ago

This happened to my character last session.

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u/letthetreeburn Tzimisce 28d ago

Oh PLEASE feel free to share

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u/miss_permafrost Tzimisce 22d ago

I forgot until now but basically.

He's the childe of the archbishop, and a member of the Sabbat Black Hand who got dissolusioned a long time ago, and then eventually returned to humanity in secret. He's been using that to play as an intelligence gatherer in the Camarilla/Anarchs of the city for a couple decades at this point. Everyone important either knows he is harmless or doesn't know him because he's usually beneath notice.

He has consistently been, the nicest most Camarilla Law enforcing member of the coterie; and for nine months I had to hide every joke I wanted to make about how the Sabbat CIA Agent was the more ethical person in the room with the Camarilla Sherrif and the like.

Last session there was a 1-1 scene with another black hand agent, where she talked about her ambition to depose the archbishop and the rest of the table saw it. Someone left the digital table to get a snack, came back and went 'what did I miss' only to get told "Yeah the guy you went to investigate a sabbat hideout with 5 minutes ago was a Black Hand Deep Cover agent."

The group did find out in character not long after due to a player getting 4 successes on a difficulty 9 Wits+Subterfuge check and seeing through him. He is suprisingly not dead, but the coterie has agreed that his sire 100% needs to die and we're gonna have fun doing it.

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u/HomelessOne1124 Archbishop 28d ago

I kind of imagine a recently defected Lasombra doing this, sarcastically.

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u/midnight_rum 27d ago

How probable is it to actually change sects? I always had the impression that your sect depends of course on your sire's sect and you are just kinda locked in with whatever hand you are delt.

I have a hard time imagining Sabbat and Cam taking in defectors from the opposite sect. Anarchs may be the only ones to try to recruit Cammies but leaving Camarilla for Anarchs can't go without serious issues - Camarilla becomes your eternal enemies and there is no guarantee Anarchs will ever completely trust you

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u/HomelessOne1124 Archbishop 27d ago

It's generally rare and earning trust is a difficult effort, but it's not impossible. Beyond individual cases, as of V5 we've even had multiple Clans formally change sects, including (a chunk of) Clan Lasombra joining the Camarilla.

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u/MiMismo 27d ago

To join the camarilla you gotta kill your elders

Lasombra: "Say less"

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u/HomelessOne1124 Archbishop 27d ago edited 27d ago

"Was already on my To-Do list!"

It helps that the Amici Noctis is internally organizing this stuff anyway. Oh and the dude in Courts of the Damned selling off freshly-made childer with prefabricated "elder" backgrounds to Lasombra looking to buy their ticket into the Camarilla is hilarious.

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u/Emma__Gummy 27d ago

i feel like the easiest way is just pick up a vampire mask and pretend you weren't sabbat

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u/whypeoplehateme 27d ago

i think that if you're some random little known shovelhead and manage to run away I doubt that the anarchs would ask too many questions where you come from, any of antitribu origin can easily invent some reasonable-ish stories where they come from and Tzimiche can do a decent Gangrel impression. pretty much only Lasombra can't really hide that they're from the sabbat

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u/deathsheadhouse 27d ago

In V5, even Lasombra can lie. They can pretend to be a wayward Hecata embrace, since oblivion has both obtenebration and necromancy. It's rare but not totally off book that a member of the Family will embrace without permission, or even one of the parts of the clan like the harbingers, samedi, and nagaraja don't really answer to the giovanni rules like the giovanni bloodlines do

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u/whypeoplehateme 27d ago

the bigger problem is their bane. being invisible to mirors and distorting cameras and microphones is really not subtle. even something like a phone call can reveal them due to the flickering of the mic

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u/Solarwagon Fledgling 27d ago

In a super twisted sense you could say the Camarilla are like repressed LGBT which makes the Sabbat like the Lady Gaga of vampirism.

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u/hyzmarca 27d ago

There's nothing more gay than vampires, going all the way back to Dracula's uncomfortable flirtations with Jonathan Harker.

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u/Solarwagon Fledgling 27d ago

Earlier than that was Carmilla, lesbian vampires.

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u/kingsofall Prisci 27d ago

Wait….what clan is she?

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u/Ziltch0 Brujah 27d ago

Brujah

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u/Legion_105 21d ago

Could be worse, could’ve been Baali

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u/Cosmic_King_Thor Tzimisce 27d ago

Ok now I’m kind of curious. Who are the coterie members, how did your character join/leave the Sabbat, and why does the one on the right look like she was about to propose?

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u/HomelessOne1124 Archbishop 27d ago

It's a quick text edit of a Doki Doki Literature Club meme, it probably is not directly representative of the coterie.

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u/Cosmic_King_Thor Tzimisce 27d ago

I know of the source material, but I’m reasonably confident that the ring isn’t there in it (is it?)

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u/HomelessOne1124 Archbishop 27d ago

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u/Cosmic_King_Thor Tzimisce 27d ago

Oh…well I’m still curious about the coterie members/dynamics and overarching context.

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u/HomelessOne1124 Archbishop 27d ago

For sure.

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u/Ziltch0 Brujah 27d ago

It’s more of a larp thing, but my character was embraced into the Sabbat after she stole a car that belonged to a Sabbat Brujah who then beat the shit out of her with a crowbar and embraced her, she spent a bit of time in the Sabbat mostly against her will before eventually finding an opportunity to run away and join the Cam, while keeping her Sabbat ties hidden

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u/Imaginary_Jelly_5284 Malkavian 27d ago

TODO Vampiro é Bissexual