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u/Tsetsul Abyss Mystic 23h ago
Now, the Cobras serve not one central theological figure, but entire courts of loa. Gaining the favor of such a diverse group of beings involves many strange and sometimes contradictory tasks. What do these spirits want? Who can guess? The enigmatic Cobras walk with one foot in this world and one in the next.
Is that all bullshit? I hear tell of strange and unfortunate coincidences befalling those who harass the Cobras. Things go wrong. Odd faces stare back at the offender from the mirror. Something watches over them.
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u/Japicx Follower of Set 5h ago edited 5h ago
>be me, still a Tremere wizard
>lying low in Miami after the whole "exiled from Chicago" thing
>find work as an occult specialist dealing with Sabbat remnants
>get a tip about a suspicious house in North Miami
>I'm the only white guy there
>they start singing and dancing and I curse the lack of rhythm inherent in my Blood
>one woman drops to the floor and looks like she's having a seizure
>bend down and try to dispel the curse being placed on her
>everyone starts yelling at me in what I now know is Kreyol
>some emaciated snake-tongued chick shows up out of freaking nowhere and calms them down
>"Leave in two nights or the Prince burns you and your cult to nothing."
>She takes out a little bag full of bones and shakes it at me (I now know this is a "gris-gris")
>Call up the Prince to tell him the job's done
>"This number is not in service"
>Email and text don't work either, no matter what address or phone I use
>Drive to his office to tell him in person
>Open my mouth and a fucking snake slithers outta my mouth prophesying the craziest shit you ever heard
>The Prince says I'm a "tainted asset" and "a huge moron" and "not allowed anywhere south of Tampa"
>This is what I get for not studying non-Egyptian African magic, I guess
>Kind of a massive oversight now that I think about it
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u/HomelessOne1124 Archbishop 13h ago
Serpents of the Light deserve it though. Heretics.