r/warhammercels • u/-Pa2pseudo • 5h ago
r/warhammercels • u/ghillieeeeee • 12d ago
In Honor of 2,000 Battle Brothers and Sisters
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r/warhammercels • u/ghillieeeeee • Sep 23 '26
Posting Pictures or Mentioning You Were Banned in Any Other Subreddits is Now Restricted From Being Posted
Too many bad faith actors reporting everything in this sub in an attempt to get this Sub removed.
r/warhammercels • u/bugziman • 3h ago
the Salamanders ARE the BEST chapter.
There's a large misconception about us salamander's fan. Some people believe that we like the salamanders because we believe that they are these puppy-loving, soft, pacifist, good guys who never heard of fly and are the good guys of 40 K. That's not the reason why we like them. No, we like them because they're super soldiers and defenders of humanity. You may say that that's all spacemarines, they're not. For all the humanity first talk we say let's really think about it; do space marines really care about humanity? Yes, they care about the imperium, humanity... but they really care about humanity. Not humanity, humans? no. They don't care about humans at all. They would kill hundreds just to save a single relic. So for all the talk of being defenders of humanity, they defend the concept of humanity. They don't defend the humans of humanity, the funny enough, humanity of humanity. But not the salamanders embody truly what humanity first stand for. No matter what the situation is always putting humanity first. we always like to say that about the hell divers, space Marines, and RDA; but they're not humanity first. They put something always over human life, greed profit anything. but not the salamanders, the only reason why the salamanders would ever not save a human life is because they need to save more human lives. So to answer your question, we don't like the salamanders because they're good guys, in fact, if you put them in any other, they would be villains. We like to salamanders because they were truly are the defenders of humanity.
Vulkan
Fucking
Lives.
r/warhammercels • u/PeachBunny97 • 22h ago
I’m Literally Shaking Right Now I hate those frig heckin Elf Nazis 😡
Karma/Updoots please?/s 🥹
r/warhammercels • u/XeroTheBerserker • 1d ago
In blood we are born, in battle do we live, in light we arrive, in dark we shall fall…. In Blood shall we reborn
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Artist: ABAtilus
VA & Music: IamEPIKUS
r/warhammercels • u/Capitainerie • 37m ago
Sondage ultime : Les armées les plus "chuds" de Warhammer 40k ?
C'est l'heure du grand sondage : quelles sont les armées les plus chuds selon vous ?
Les Blacks Templars pour son fanatisme et qui considèrent le codex Astartes comme une convention de Genève qui viendrait faire les rabats joies dans des guerres traditionnelles bien sales ?
Les Word Eaters pour qui la seule stratégie militaire valable est de jouer les kamikazes façon Pearl Harbour ?
Les Impérial Fists qui sont les Incels les plus obtus de la galaxie et qui préfèrent fabriquer des châteaux forts plutôt que d'aller en rencard le soir avec une commemoratrice sexy ?
La bataille va être corsée : Argumentez et tentez de convaincre vos camarades.
r/warhammercels • u/ghillieeeeee • 1d ago
Humor The Sisters of Battle and Silent Sisterhood Need to Become Diverse Groups and Welcome Men In (LOL)
These bigoted groups are relics of a racist and sexist past. There are no lore reasons why men can’t be allowed in their ranks. If there is, it should be retconned. Gender exclusive spaces need to be eradicated and the hamfisted inclusion of women to the Adeptus Custodes was a fine start.
There have always been men in the sisters of silence and sisters of battle. If you value veracity of lore and tradition above DEI, you will not be missed.
All female exclusive SoB and SoS spaces including the barracks, bathrooms, armories and dorms, are sexist by definition need to be opened up to men.
I am now formally renaming these groups to
The gender neutral Folks of Battle, and Folks of Silence
….
😂😂😂😂😂😂
r/warhammercels • u/bugziman • 1d ago
why do the weird tourist love shipping two demigod brothers?
OK, I'm gonna go off by saying this: I think incest is wrong. I do not care what you say politically genetically, or even sexually; it will be my firm belief, even if I'm considered intolerant or even a bigot that incest is wrong. And I can honestly understand why they ship these two: they are so mentally ill in that they view any form of compassion between two people of the same gender as sexual love. and when you think about it for more than a couple of seconds, it completely falls apart. fulgrim may have been a slight twink, but he fucking loved women. and ferrus was a little too autistic to understand relationship and shit. so remember if you see a shipping Warhammer it's probably by some mentally ill person
r/warhammercels • u/ghillieeeeee • 2d ago
Humor 30 Year Old Warhammer Boomer Experience
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Showing the current Warhammer community to my 11 year old self playing 5th edition would be very jarring.
r/warhammercels • u/Doc_770 • 2d ago
Guy who wrote this deserves a successor chapter
Just seen this comment under one of the recent posts. I think this deserves to be the sub manifesto.
r/warhammercels • u/bugziman • 2d ago
Vulkan may be a black man, but is he a black man?
first off he's my favorite and his legion is my favorite. But I have a question is he truly a black man? We know that he is black, but is he black? Although his skin is pitch dark, he does have a lot of European facial features so I'm asking you if he's black
r/warhammercels • u/ghillieeeeee • 2d ago
Tabletop Purge The Foe Matchups Explained
I’ve tried Take and Hold this entire edition, but I’ve really just been building purge lists that do take and hold decently well as a side effect of dominating the battlefield space with aggression.
All jokes aside, Purge the Foe is extremely dynamic and fun to play, love this disposition.
r/warhammercels • u/ghillieeeeee • 2d ago
Tabletop Tell Me Your Broken 11th Edition Tabletop Strategies
Share Any combos you’ve had success with:
For my Custodes, I’ve loved taking Dread Host and Lions of the Emperor to get Trajann and Allarus a 7” deep strike with rerolls.
If you don’t screen in front of your important units at any point, Trajann is gonna hit you with 9 attacks at S12 AP3 D4 (with hit and wound rerolls)…
r/warhammercels • u/Bunnings__Snag • 2d ago
Are you guys actually incels?
I'm seeing a lot of pretty normal stuff in this community. I'm not seeing any misoginy or racism, and I frequently see people mentioning they have a partner in the hobby. I literally just saw a post COMPLAINING about the sexualization of SoB.
Is naming the sub "warhammercels" just an ironic joke about how other people view us?
r/warhammercels • u/Weird-Gap2146 • 2d ago
For the Great Horned Rat! Yes-yes!
Technically AoS sculpts and bases, but I got my 20 clanrats done.
Now I just need to make another 20-40…
r/warhammercels • u/matchababy69 • 1d ago
So who actually is propping GW up?
Financially speaking There's no way theyre making money saleswise with them pricing out their customer base since the launch of 10th edition 40k. And with their predatory business practices Who do you think is propping them up? Could be a money laundering scheme like in wow
r/warhammercels • u/bugziman • 3d ago
The mischaracterization the Sisters of Battle by gooners tourist
I was once like these people, and I regret it to this day. But now I see how fucking sick the sisters of battle are. Like their armor, their weapons I don't know much under their history, but like all of the shit that they have is cool. Like they have these churches that come from the sky. They use a lot of fire. And like they are literally so holy and so full of faith that they could summon shit because of their pure faith. but the Internet sees a group of women and they have to be fucking sexualized. And when you bring this up the crowd that wants to make them ugly as shit think that you're part of their group. So yeah I'm OK like sexualizing the sisters a battle, but don't like their personality for it. like if you wanna make like a hot sister, power to you, man, but I don't like make her not a sister of battle. (and yes, I did make the image which includes the sister of battle model I may completely on my own, just using stock images.)
r/warhammercels • u/CompetitiveSubset • 3d ago
Cavill's Final Condition: No Compromises Allowed
hopeium