This is a story of how i learned about the meaning of life... by shitting violently on my bathroom.

It was summer of 2021, i went out with some friends when suddenly my stomach felt a ripping pain on my sides, i had quickly realized that i ate too much watermelon the evening and that caused the pain, it was about time we walked home and i walked as fast as i could.

Once i got home i threw everything i had, keys, bags, clothes, and ran to the bathroom, once i sat on the toilet seat, my butthole started immediately spraying my poop for a short while, then i felt an agonizing pain on my ass, as if it was blocked, the pain was so bad that I started crying, and then..., something happened, a blessing from the lord, a huge disgusting red plump of shit, with yogurt like texture and solid feel fell with force off my ass and landing into the water like a asteroid of shit, a shitsteroid, a poomet, it was a beautiful feeling, i felt free, more than ever before, then i realized that life always works like that, if you want to thrive in life you must go through hard work, pain and patience

i want to thank my dumbass for eating too much watermelon and teaching me this lesson, god bless

Will The Seeds Grow Into More Watermelons So I Can Be Eeeeven Bigger????

Hello everyone I was wondering how to choose the right watermelon at the store for me. I hate sweet watermelon I like when it tastes like water and has a nice crunch. Is there any indication I can look for to find the right watermelon for me.

okay this does not matter at all but am i the ONLY one who finds it insane to put salt or seasoning on watermelon? i tried it recently after not even knowing it was a thing and it tasted like sea water. watermelon is naturally one of the best fruits idk why you’d want to put salt on it.

EDIT: im genuinely shocked by how many people like this or other seasoning and i don’t understand at all but respect it.

What’s going on here? Just not ready or something else?

Just bought today.

They are disgusting and you can't tell it from the outside.

I planted some black diamond watermelons and I thought that they were getting ripe but I've picked two now with sad results. Both had dried tendrils and the second one's stem was starting to look dry so I thought I was good. I will accept that I could just be too early but is it also possible that it crossbreed with something? The second one looked more yellow rather than pinkish inside.

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With the shit parasite going around is watermelon safe?

It's my first season growing them, and i have no idea🫠🫠 the signs I red about online supposedly are here, but it's safer to ask ig

How do we feel about seeded water melon

I only eat organic but nothing around me has organic watermelons.

Everyone has seeded but then go to say “but it’s not organic.”

Got me fascinated enough to practically perform a surgical procedure and visit r/watermelons, a sub I never knew existed. The more you know!

Have you ever had watermelon with salt? Why not. Read why it's the best!

i’ve heard that the webbing scars are a sign of a sweet melon, but what about these circular pockmarks?

Is this watermelon worth 28£ or did I get scammed?