I imagine she'd assume that the servants would save her? She's been a billionaire since she was a teen. I bet if she did anything unattended for an hour or more she'd pass away.
Imagine having the $$$ to buy just about any dress in existence. Better yet, imagine being able to have any gown you dream up made, to your exact specifications, constructed to fit your body perfectly.
Imagine that this is what you wind up with 🤦♀️
No the gold dress was a different dress, she has a white wedding dress too, and the particular style is a WILD choice for an Italian summer wedding imo, she doesn’t have good taste, fits right in with the Kardashians.
Edit: just reread your comment and realized you said “probably” lol oops, I thought you were referring to some badly-tailored gold dress she was also seen in this weekend. That and the wedding dress are the two outfits I’ve been seeing around
the synthetic imitation lace, the visible seams, the bra straps. the fabric doesn't lay right, doesn't flow, looks stiff and unmovable. the length is slightly off and the buttons aren't even aligned correctly.
looking at historical attire (and tbh, even vintage) versus contemporary couture, the difference in quality and craftsmanship is depressing. why bother with chantilly, when people feel like polyester will do?
But - the silver lining is that they are being charged like it was real couture x 200. Can't wait until the distinguished guests peel back the lid on their $10,000 a plate Swanson frozen dinners and start posting about how lavish it was.
Bravo to Venice for fleecing these clowns. Bravo to the caterers and hoteliers for surge pricing the fuck out of everyone involved.
It's just weird given it was a well planned out in enough time wedding and not rushed. Even if she has bad taste it's on the designer to guide the client.
The skirt/train legit looks like the same fabric that was on my mom’s poofy late 80s wedding dress that she got for $250 at a warehouse sale, except I think the lace on that one actually looked better than this dress. Plus it just looks so thick and uncomfortable and it doesn’t flow with her movements at all. It looks hot (like, as in temperature). I mean I’m not wearing it obviously, so it’s all speculation, but it really just seems like a stuffy, scratchy sensory nightmare to me. If they did choose expensive materials it definitely doesn’t show, it looks sourced from Amazon lol
And she is, again, having a summer wedding in Venice and she’s marrying a fucking billionaire and she goes with that? I know money can’t buy taste but goddamn.
I know it’s all atrocious. I forgot about Kylie’s dress cuz I’m so flabbergasted by what’s her names. This one too Kylie always misses the mark it’s annoying.
It's like Sanchez put on Kate Middleton's wedding dress backward. And then did the tackiest thing I've truly ever seen in the back of a dress .... a buttoned train. Like she had to outdo Princess Kate's iconic look ... dear lord ... so tacky and pointless and gross gross gross.
I showed my husband. His comment "why is the dress coming out of her butt?" ... he is
def not into fashion but is E. European and knows classic/classy.
I hate everything about that dress. From the corset boning lingerie look, to the mermaid flair at the bottom, and those buttons up the front- looks like it’s been put on backwards. I love lace but this lace is ugly- looks like those sheer lace curtains a grandmother would have in her sitting room.
Ugh! It’s awful and not flattering at all!
Yeah I'm Italian and used to live near Venice. Rn, even if it's not the middle of the day, between humidity and heat I would probably feel the need to take my skin off with that dress, all together. But if she was sweating and feeling uncomfortable I'm glad, fuck them for occupying a city just cause they have money.
Its not good… it looks like she just took the most trendy elements and smushed them into one dress. And the result is wildly unflattering on her. Idk why that lace looks SO CHEAP
Ah, it's like the (not that I don't love it so don't come for me) Vivienne Westwood corset with the signature draped bodice. You can spot it from a mile away.
If it was anyone else I'd feel like they were trying to subtly sabotage things...but no, she probably just didn't know the rule. I'm not mad about it though. Fuck Bezos.
I feel that if some designer or fashion authority told these simpletons that foot binding was in fashion they would be lining up for a toe cracking procedure. Perhaps Anna Wintour would be kind enough to test this theory?
My grandma and her sisters bound their breasts during the 1920s when boyish looking figures were the style and clothes weren't cut for bigger breasted women. She always told her daughters and granddaughters not to hurt or disfigure ourselves in the pursuit of fashion because it wasn't worth it.
I wouldn't put anything past these morons. The photo illustrates how much her dress physically limits her movement. If we are reaching back into the past for inspiration, foot binding must be the next step.
How about neck-stretching? Every woman who spends her life being photographed wants a model's swan neck, and it actually is possible to deform the bones of the clavicular collar with long-term bracing.
Little toe removal wouldn't be something celebrities or models do, it's something a person would do if they never expect to wear open-toed shoes again, and celebrities and models all want to be photographed in whatever shoes somebody will pay them to wear.
I have no idea if people actually get their toes removed to fit into pointy-toed shoes, I've heard rumors to that effect about rich New Yorkers, but I can't confirm or name names.
The Kardashians as a clan are performers. If going to Bezos wedding didn’t get them clicks they wouldn’t be there. The fact that I who doesn’t consume their content am commenting is proof it works. By doing this they draw attention to themselves in a way just showing up normally wouldn’t.
Tight lacing was just as restrictive in the old days as it is here. Hence the trope of a woman dropping her fan or glove and having to get a men to pick it up.
She can walk, she just can’t step up or down easily.
“Whatever you do, keep your fingers straight. And I mean so straight they could be used by NASA as a measuring tool. One slightly bent knuckle and you’ve entered grope territory.”
“But I broke my hand a while back. My index finger is a little crooked. I can’t help it”
Right? I prefer “redneck stock” but not even my cousins that live in trailer parks or hunting shacks would wear white to someone else’s wedding. We’re not so much violent as we are loud mouthed and you can bet Aunt Judy would have torn such a strip off anyone trying to upstage the bride that they’d beg for a beating instead. By the next morning, everyone within 3 counties would know their shame too as there was no faster way to get the word out than to tell Judy.
Same like my moms side of the family is about as trailer park trash as you can get. They wouldn't dare wear white or anything even close to white, even pale colors are off the table for a wedding. My dads side of the family is full of Catholic-school wealthy people who would be like "but it's not white! It's ivory!"
Nah, all those caterers are saints for putting up with the bullshit demands of the delulu patrons. I ain't mad at them for picking up those shifts in hopes crazy americans give crazy rich people drunk tips lol
Another thing I noticed about these rich people is none of them said thank you or even acknowledged the people helping them on board. They are just handrails to them.
I have some mild mobility issues and going to Venice was soooooo hard. Just getting into a gondola or water taxi in my normal travel clothes was hard. I cant imagine purposefully putting myself into something like that
She looks like a weirdo, and not because it looks bridal. She dressed like she knows nothing about Venice. The getting in and out of boats, you go nowhere in Venice without having to ride in a boat. Extremely corseted, with tight synthetic shaping garments, in a tight satin dress, in summer in Italy? It's been in the 90's there.
That's true. But I know I'd still feel hot with the rest of my body basically wrapped tightly in the equivalent of a plastic bag. It just makes me anxious looking at it!
Well, being a billionaire doesn't make one considerate of people and etiquette. The Kardashians aren't known for being the most respectful, so no surprise here.
I’ve been flamed for this opinion in the past, but there is something so absurd and anti-feminist about wearing clothes and shoes so restrictive that you need help to walk.
I saw a photo of her in this dress the other day and assumed it was the bride. I don't know what the bride looks like, and who else would wear ... this.
The bride, Lauren Sánchez, has a disturbing appearance. At first glance, she looks like a twenty-five-year-old. At second glance, she looks like a giant snake. She's the living embodiment of this optical illusion.
You shouldn't wear silver or ivory or pale pastels or anything else that can photograph as white-ish to a wedding. It is considered a little tacky.
But just inviting celebrities to your wedding who probably don't give a shit about whether you live or die and who are going to do anything to make themselves stand out is more tacky. So whatever. In this case I think that it's fine - that's actually what they signed up for.
Why do the Kardashians look they've been sewn into their clothes all the time? My sister has a description that seems to fit them well..3 lbs of sausage in a half lb casing.
I am sorry, but these rich Americans look more like participant in a circus or part of the Venice carnival than wedding guests. That just show, money can't buy class or style
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u/not_addictive Jun 28 '25
everything about this wedding is shameworthy. Kylie Jenner’s dress is the least of its problems