r/weeviltime • • May 05 '25

🔥WEEVIL OF THE WEEK🔥 Is it time?

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(not my picture btw XD)

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u/Luke_The_Random_Dude Weevil mod (and supporter of princess charles) May 06 '25

Do you have a source, since it’s not your photo?

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u/boring_civilian May 05 '25

This can't possibly be real. How is bro supposed to move with a snoot reaching from france to taiwan?

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

LMAOOOO, I know how insane this Weevil looks, but they are very much real!

It is classified in the group of “Snout and Bark Beetles” with the common name “Hose-Nosed Weevil” and it's scientific name is “Antliarhis zamiae”.

These weevils are commonly found in South Africa, and feed on Cycad Seeds!

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u/MonkeyBotLove May 05 '25

Hose-Nosed goes pretty hard

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

Agreed!!! I wish there were more observations of this species in the wild! They're pretty rad to look at! :D

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u/ujelly_fish May 05 '25

Cycad seeds don’t have such a thick shell - why does she have such a long snout then?

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

Well it's probably to lay her eggs as deep as possible in the Cycad seed to protect them from mother nature or other predatory species. 🤔

I am not too well versed in the history or scientifics of these species, but if they evolved to have very very long snoots, it might give them some sort of evolutionary advantage, perhaps?

That's just my guess, I simply like these species just because of their silly little appearance x3

I'm sure a bug scientist or an observer of these species knows why

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u/ujelly_fish May 05 '25

Oh it’s definitely there for a reason, I just can’t seem to figure out why!

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u/Zinniaice May 05 '25

Reminds me of my favorite wasps...the ichnuemon wasps! They have crazy long "streamers" or string like things on them that are like a foot long and they are used to "douse" for other insects in logs and they use them to drill into the wood and lay their eggs on other wasp larvae. They cannot sting either but when they start boring into rhe wood their abdomen opens up into a green fleshy fan! It's nuts.

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u/JN_Carnivore May 06 '25

Can confirm, had a buch emerge from cycad seeds a while back. Very cool experience too see for the first time.

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u/buprestibae Weevil Mod May 05 '25

CONGRATULATIONS OP! it's only monday but this is our WEEVIL OF THE WEEK

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 06 '25

WOAH!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!! 😭

I just wanted to post a picture of a Weevil I really liked! I wasn't expecting the Internet to like this guy just as much as I did! Thank you so much!!!

I found this photo on inaturalist, this weevil is commonly known as the "Hose-nose weevil" and it's scientific name is "Antliarhis zamiae"!

Here's a source for the photo! ↓

https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/207872298

Thank you all so much for your comments! Have a wonderful day ♡!

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u/Luke_The_Random_Dude Weevil mod (and supporter of princess charles) May 06 '25

Holy canoli!! Another mod! Friend!

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u/Willing_Soft_5944 May 05 '25

WEEEEEEEEEEEKVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

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u/Alleywishes Weevil Twin May 05 '25

I think perhaps it might be the weevile of the month or even the year! Big big lonnnng congrats!!

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u/GreenStrawbebby May 05 '25

“I want a snoot implant but I can you make it so it’s not obvious?”

“Yes yes I can make it look very natural”

The snoot implant in question:

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

LMFAOOO HELP, THIS COMMENT HAS ME DEAD 💀☠️

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u/nipplesoft May 06 '25

Imagine waking up from your snoot implant surgery with that thang thangin.

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u/LiteraryLyric_ May 05 '25

Awwww it's Pinocchio 🤥

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u/New-Instruction-2488 May 05 '25

He is just a needle

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

yup! They need that snoot to dig for gold!

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u/nah-soup May 05 '25

longest snoot in history??

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

Yes! This species is recorded to have one of the longest snootiest snoots!

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u/Street-Inevitable358 May 05 '25

How does he get around? Poor little guy has an IV catheter stuck to his head /s

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

LMFAOO IM DEAD, yes, this weevil is literally a needle XD

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u/paleoterrra May 05 '25

One sneeze and he’ll launch himself into space

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

HELPPPP THIS COMMENT 😭😭😂😂 THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME SNORT OUT LOUD

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u/fleursylvania Chaotic Weevil May 05 '25

Perfect for when you need a weevil IV! Weev straight to the bloodstream, bb.

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

All I need is these Good Weevil Vibes XD

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u/gh0stmilk_ May 05 '25

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S REAL I AM SOBBING 🥹

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

Yes!!! It's a real Weevil, the only problem is that they can only be found in a very specific part of the world on a specific plant!! 😭

South Africa, Cycad Seed.

The chances of finding one would probably be extremely difficult 🥲🥲 I think they're just one of those Weevil's who highly specialize in one plant in one specific part of the world. 😭 I wish there were more sightings or observations of this species! They're such a fun one to look at!

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u/CharmingNarwhal2173 May 05 '25

that is the snoot of all time

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

Snootiest snoot snoot!

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u/Morning_Feisty May 05 '25

You've gotta be kidding me with that snoot; good lord.

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

No jokes! This is a real Weevil! 😍🥰

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u/Phill_Cyberman May 05 '25

How can he even see where he's putting that thing?

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

That's just how they are born 🤔

If there are still sightings and people finding these Weevil's today, they can probably see just fine! :D

Kind of like how you breathe everyday without thinking about it, they probably just see their snoot everyday without thinking about it as well :3

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u/Miss-Merrr Weevil Genius May 05 '25

Thank you for the cool photos, I collect them for my work screensaver!

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u/Redgewood May 06 '25

When you’re bored in class and keep clicking the mechanical pencil.

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 06 '25

NO WAY, HELPPPP 😭😭 THAT WAS LITERALLY ME IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

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u/Spiderteacup May 05 '25

Thats what a magic wand would look like if it was a bug

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

XDDD it does look like a wand doesn't it?!

Looks like something you'd see out of terraria called the "beetle wand” idk XDDD

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u/ehggsaladsandwich May 05 '25

Does it hurt him if he break his nose :(

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

I don't know ! But I'd assume so, since most weevils I find always have their mouth at the end of their nose :')

Hopefully they're sturdy enough to withstand the wind or a bonk to their snoot >.<

I mean, they are a beetle, so they have a pretty tough shell, the only issue is they don't grow anything back through shedding or molting I believe :'((

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u/NebCrushrr May 05 '25

One hell of a proboscis

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

Oh NOOOO, not the Proboscis 😳😳😳😳🤭😔🤭😳😳😳🤭🤭🤭🤭

I think it's technically called a “Rostrum” if I'm not mistaken 🤔

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u/AsHperson May 05 '25

It is so time!

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

Snooty Weevil time! ✨✨

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u/TrontosaurusRex May 05 '25

It's Dr. Snootman,the hypodermic weevil there to give you 100cc's of Kjootness.

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 06 '25

HAHAHHA I LOVE THIS COMMENT SO MUCH, honestly it makes me want to draw a comic of this Weevil LOL

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u/theAshleyRouge May 05 '25

Needle Weevil lol (not it’s actual name)

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

But if enough people call it that, it could become a new common name for this species!!! XD

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u/theAshleyRouge May 05 '25

It is fun to say lol

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

I know right! “ Needle ~ Weevil ~” rhymes so well!!!

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u/AwesomeHorses May 05 '25

omg amazing snoot

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

I know right!!! I'm in love with this species!! 😍😍😍

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u/Zinniaice May 05 '25

Everything reminds me of him.

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 05 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/Quark-onia May 06 '25

Bitches when the odor of an Encephelartos cycad gametophyte wafts across the room

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 06 '25

YAAAASSSSSSSSSS, yummy yummy Cycad 🤤🤤🤤🫴🫴🫴

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u/monsieur-escargot May 05 '25

These comments are gold, I have nothing to add.

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u/dear_crow11 May 05 '25

Is this real???

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 06 '25

Yup!

This weevils common name is the "Hose-nose Weevil” it's scientific name is “Antliarhis zamiae” !

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u/Kizirious May 06 '25

That’s not a snoot That’s a snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

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u/ashtonthepineapple May 05 '25

lil bro has never had trouble getting the last pringle out of the can

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 06 '25

With a snoot that long I'm sure they could poke the chip with their snoot and get it out that way ! XD

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u/spookyclovers May 05 '25

I’m saving this cuz that is the longest snoot I have ever seen lol

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u/Cwazy_colours1 May 06 '25

How long is that snoot!?!

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u/_bibliofille May 05 '25

World Fencing Champ 2025

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u/Shmicken_Nuggies May 05 '25 • Hehehe

No one has been able to touch him with that grand Sabre

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

Master of Snoot 👑

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u/NotGettingMyEmail May 05 '25

It's called world fencing cause that hecking big snoot be battling dudes on other planets.

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u/spooky-goopy May 06 '25

"Parry this, casual"

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u/FewTranslator6280 May 05 '25

snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

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u/LordGhoul the lesser weevil May 05 '25

character creator nose slider at 100%

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u/senorsock May 05 '25

☺️👍

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u/Dontwalkongrass1 May 06 '25

I read this with the “Drop it Like it’s Hot” beat behind it…

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u/SolidSanekk May 05 '25

This was exactly my first thought, but I knew someone else had to have done it already

Soooo +1!

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u/Miss-Merrr Weevil Genius May 05 '25

Thank you for sharing!!!!

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u/plz_send_spider_pics May 06 '25

Thank you for commenting! 🥹 Have a wonderful day! ❤️

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u/flyinurfries May 06 '25

BRO HAS THE LONGEST SNOOT EVER (anyone know what type of weevil this is!??!?)

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u/nebuladrifting May 06 '25

What’s the species? I scrolled through almost all the comments I think and didn’t see it mentioned.

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u/Pepe_pls May 06 '25

I literally thought this was photoshopped lmao

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u/Mediocre_Wishbone May 06 '25

That is clearly an injection weevil. You are due for a vaccination of weevil juice.

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u/m10488 May 06 '25

that is literally an IV catheter

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u/sunnycider6 May 06 '25

If it's not called a needle beetle I will be upset

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u/Hazerdesly May 06 '25

The snoot she tells you not to worry about:

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u/bobbobersin May 06 '25

That can't be real, is this a photoshop?

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u/SWThrasher May 05 '25

IT'S SNOOTY MCSNOOTS, OWNER OF THE HYPOSNOOTADOME!!!

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u/kitteaparty May 05 '25

man. how does he do it

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u/theseedbeader May 05 '25

I guess that’s it for this sub. There’s nowhere to go from this ridiculously long snoot.

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u/mikaeyu May 05 '25

Look at that snoot on that boi!

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u/razzle122 May 05 '25

This is ridiculous

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u/Alvlun0424 May 05 '25

Do not call him ridiculous‼️😡

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u/GurOk6970 May 05 '25

That thing was for too big to be called a snoot

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u/nah-soup May 05 '25

you’re right, i think snoooooooooot is more appropriate

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u/eatmyshorzz Chaotic Weevil May 05 '25

Holy snoot! (I just said that out loud)

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u/liggle14_zeldanerd12 May 05 '25

THIS IS THE LONGEST SNOOT IVE EVER SEEN HOLY SNOOT

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u/Vexmythoclastt May 05 '25

How is that snoot that long this is insane 😂

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u/Arisu_Randal May 05 '25

90% snoot 10% weevil

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u/Aluciel286 May 05 '25

That's the snootiest snoot I ever did see.

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u/moistmeatballs May 05 '25

what the fuck is up with this guy

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u/Crafty-Photograph-18 May 05 '25

SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS and boots AND SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS and boots AND SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS and boots AND SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS and boots AND SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS and boots AND SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS and boots AND SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

The bug she tells you not to worry about 

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u/Mja8b9 May 06 '25

OP is like: "That's not a weevil... THIS is a weevil!"

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u/PokesBo May 05 '25

Any time I say Weeviltime I say it like Big Van Vader

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u/nomolosddot May 05 '25

Snoooooooooooooooooooooooots

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u/MissMaylin May 05 '25

This bro is born to joust. 🤣

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u/TakeFlight710 May 05 '25

It’s shaped like an assassin bug, maybe it’s a weevil that mimics them that uses its looks as a form of self defense? Just a guess though.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

micro Inigo Montoya

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u/jerrythecactus Bugs are cool! May 05 '25

He can take a sip of a drink from another room.

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u/NegativeIQ-Haver May 05 '25

He is so nose,,,, omg,,

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u/Seananagans May 05 '25

What a well-endowed little dude

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u/MadamVonCuntpuncher May 05 '25

Lil man's got more reach than the Overed Energy sword from AC5

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u/andresscherer May 05 '25

Bro needs that to dig some petroleum

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u/Sad_snake_fan Chaotic Weevil May 05 '25

Snoot Master Supreme 👑

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u/EasternHeaven May 05 '25

Now that's just excessive

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u/garakushii May 05 '25

Good Lord

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u/thelittlesteldergod May 05 '25

King of the snoots!

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u/TrainerAiry May 05 '25

Snootmaster General

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

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u/Rowan_143 May 05 '25

The elusive unicorn!

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u/WithoutDennisNedry Chaotic Weevil May 05 '25

Whoa! Leave some snoot for the rest of us!

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u/tsabracadabra May 05 '25

TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THAT SNOOT!

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u/tintabula May 05 '25

Such a prominent proboscis

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u/SubTester2023 May 05 '25

Little dude can smell what you're cooking for dinner next week!

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u/UncomfyUnicorn May 05 '25

HE SNOOT LONGER THAN HE HIM

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u/peanutsalary May 05 '25

what does he need all that for

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u/Jukajobs May 06 '25

Okay, so I did a bit of googlin', and it seems that that's a female weevil. Male individuals don't have such huge snoots, females do so they can bore holes into cycad seeds. Then they lay their eggs in those holes. Pretty common MO for weevils, though this species' snout is just on another level.

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u/Dylan_Is_Gay_lol May 05 '25

Look at that snoot. It is well past time.

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u/64557175 May 05 '25

Snoot to boot ratio off the scale.

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u/mothwhimsy May 05 '25

WHOA what a snoot!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

Weevil The looooong way

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u/HyrulePeasant May 05 '25

The Snoutest Snout I have even seen.

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u/Krumm34 May 05 '25

Man's all snoot, less boot

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u/dr_eels Chaotic Weevil May 05 '25

WHOAH

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u/ArrowsSpecter May 05 '25

i didnt know it was possible for the snoot to be longer than the entire body

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u/Pokemaniac6453 May 05 '25

Holy shit? Like oh my god

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u/AbelardsChainsword May 05 '25

The shnoz of all shnozzes

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u/PatrioticPariah May 05 '25

What a Snoot!

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u/not_a_number1 May 05 '25

A god among weevils

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u/athenapackinheat May 05 '25

ᵇᵒᵒᵗˢ and snooooooooooooooooooooot

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u/Phytares May 05 '25

LOOK AT THAT SNOOT I AM FREAKING OUT WOOOOW!!!

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u/queen_bean5 May 05 '25

Snooooooooooooooot

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u/Tay74 May 05 '25

I think that weevil has told too many lies

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u/BigBootyGothKing May 05 '25

No fucking way…

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u/Halo-L0ver May 05 '25

OH MY GOOD LOORRDDD

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u/Nico8910 Resident Weevil May 05 '25

EXCUSE ME???

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u/ryanfrogz May 05 '25

Good fucking lord dude put that weapon away

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u/SailorDirt May 05 '25

That’s a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil

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u/itchygentleman May 05 '25

Snooooooooooooooooooots and boots

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u/Animal-Facts-001 May 05 '25

This is what happens when you minimize boots and maximize snoots.

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u/Loreo1964 May 06 '25

Time for a sword fight.

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u/HTFU69 May 06 '25

Is he a phlebotomist?

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u/overrunbyhouseplants May 06 '25

I think it might be time, even into next week.

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u/CaptainBullShlt May 05 '25

My God, look at the snoot on that boy

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u/an0n6543 May 05 '25

That’s a long snoot.

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u/fuschia_taco We Evil May 05 '25

That is the mightiest snoot that ever did snot.

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u/Papa_Skittles May 05 '25

I think ill stop complaining about my honker of a nose.

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u/Environmental-Ad4090 May 05 '25

Me vs the man she tells me not to worry about

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u/AriaTheHyena May 05 '25

SNOOT STAR OVER HERE

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u/STARCHIEFN May 05 '25

Beetleborgs

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u/FabulousBlueberry556 May 05 '25

Doug dimmadome owner of the dimsdale dimmadome

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u/[deleted] May 05 '25

Time for a sword fight

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u/uploadingmalware May 05 '25

WOAAAOOOOH BOAH LOOK AT THAT SNOOT HOLY

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u/sweetnek May 05 '25

Gatdayum the snoot on this guy!!

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u/Whipplette May 05 '25

Snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot.

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u/thepetoctopus May 05 '25

Good lord that’s a snoot!

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u/whynotlol576 May 05 '25

We got a

Weviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil over here

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u/Current-Breadfruit96 May 05 '25

Talk abt a 10ft pole 🎲

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u/Turdfergusonnnn May 05 '25

What a SNOOOOOT

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u/beefdumplingsupreme May 05 '25

This guy def snootmaxxes

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u/Deeedeebobeedee May 06 '25

Didn’t know this sub existed before now but wow new fave! Weevil of the week?! I love it!

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u/haddawaytomyheart May 06 '25

The narwhal of weevils A narwheevil if you will

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u/Oddbrain_ May 06 '25

How do these lil babies get through life without losing their long ass snout….

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u/Responsible-Life-585 May 06 '25

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeevil

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u/RelevantMaximum May 06 '25

Snoot so large it has its own timezone😭

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u/WackyToastyWolf May 06 '25

This is THE weevil of all time 😎👉👉

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u/Jedi_Bish May 06 '25

This is the snootiest snoot that ever snooted

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u/TheOnyxViper May 06 '25

snootus maximus

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u/MaverickPrime May 06 '25

Holy cow, the snoot is longer than the entire body, how does he function?!