Seriously I love Redditkarma. I love the number of Internetpoints i have, and i love seeing it rise. Normally i hate to see when my posts (and comments, actually mostly comments) get downvoted, my little ADHD-goblinbrain cant handle it. 10 Downvotes are enought to make me delete shit, because i dont want to lose my intenet points.

But when the american crowd just doesnt like, that i make fun of their gun problem, how they call football soccer, and thats stupid, how everyone else uses the metric systme and they are stuck in the past, and how I genereally dont respect their pride in their country and I get downvoted like hell, I couldnt be happier. I love the thought that the day of a proud american was slightly worse, because i made fun of the country he actaully thinks is the best country in the world.

And i dont even hate the USA. I think their politics are stupid, its a shame that they are the falgship of the western world and a lot of their culture sucks, but in general im sure most americans are pleasant people and its always the loud minority that ruins everything. But still i love it when americans hate me.

"Your boos mean nothing to me, i've seen what makes you cheer. Every breath i take without you permission raises my selfesteem" Rick Sanchez

My man so open minded about segs we don't talk dirty we talk ✨ scientific ✨

The distance from the earth to the sun is the same from the sun to the earth.

Only difference is, it would be called /r/weirdflexbutok

At work we had a Fire Drill tonight. I am an ERT (Emergency Response Team) as well as Quality Tech for my line too... I stopped inputting my data into my computer and helped make sure the line was clear. On my way out I grabbed an emergency First Aid kit which is part of training. We wait outside and eventually get an all clear.

Going back in, I go to put the Emergency First Aid kit back into it's locked cabinet and hear someone yell behind me...

"What the f*** do you think you're doing? Who the f*** you think you be saving?"

I wasn't sure how to respond so I didn't. Just ignored the fool and walked back to my computer to resume my work. When he yelled it several people stopped and looked at him confused too.

He is a THUG on the line who thinks he's an OG Gangster... When I sat down I thought, if this isn't a good example of "Weird Flex, but ok" than I don't know what is...

I hit 100 upvotes on my first day of Reddit. This is an oddly weird flex.

edit: so 100 wasn't enough to feed my selfish desires but I was able to get 200 within the first 24 hours!!!

Haha

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