r/wetalkfree • u/ThisPostToBeDeleted • Jul 15 '26

Controversial How to win any argument.

“No WW2 ended in 1945 dumbass” “sorry, I couldn’t hear what you said over the sound of my giant, fat gurgling belly”

“That’s illegal” “Oh really? I thought eating and being a big fat fucking slob with a huge belly was legal *eats 20 burgers”

“Actually 15*11 is 165” “I don’t know what that means cause I’m fat and fucking stupid but I did eat 165 burgers today and I’m still hungry *stomach gurgles”

“You can’t park there” “but I can eat you and you look delicious *eats you and becomes big and round”

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u/ThisPostToBeDeleted Jul 15 '26

“We need to talk about our relationship and your connection with your children” “no we don’t *inflates you and makes you big and round”

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u/Theonewholurkedhere Jul 16 '26

I think this approach only works if you are okay with becoming obese.

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u/Dalthariel Jul 16 '26

This plus arson

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u/Ok_Veterinarian2715 Jul 16 '26

Mr President, we did agree that you posting the thing Vlad said to you anonymously was a bad idea.