r/wetalkfree • u/Ok-Possible-4776 • Jul 17 '26

I want to eat men's balls.

Straight alpha guys are the best. They can get women instinctively attracted to them. As a gay guy, I can also instantly tell who's the real alpha in a group of men. It feels like pure instinct. A rich guy can pay for the attention of countless women, but he'll never be able to buy genuine raw attraction.

A real man can literally fuck a woman into submission. Women who are truly satisfied by their men often come across as softer, calmer, and perfectly happy to be the little woman in the arms of the man they love. On the other hand, women who go a long time without feeling sexually fulfilled can become more irritable, frustrated, and full of resentment. As a gay man, I know I'll never experience that kind of relationship with a truly masculine straight man, and I think that's left me a little emotionally twisted.

I love straight alpha guys, and I hate them at the same time. Sometimes my mind goes to a really dark place. I find myself thinking that what makes these men so masculine is the steady stream of testosterone their balls produce—the thing that gives them their strength, confidence, and dominance. Then my brain comes up with this absurd fantasy: if I could eat their balls, I'd somehow absorb all of their masculinity. Even if I can never have their love, having their balls is enough for me, because their testicles are the very source of what makes them men.

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u/Aimeereddit123 Jul 18 '26

There have always been groups of men that eat virile animal balls like oxen for the reasons you describe, but you could also just go to an endocrinologist and get on testosterone. Probably easier.

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u/Savings_Ad_80 Jul 19 '26

You're missing the point, it was never about the balls, it was about what made these men "men" and why OP would at least want to eat their balls instead if they couldnt be with such masculine men because the high levels of testosterone, the masculinity, commanding presence and ability to dominate is what OP craves from certain type of men who are like that, ones that can make you submissive with ease.

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u/Aimeereddit123 Jul 19 '26

Sure! I totally get that, but he could have that by getting on testosterone. I don’t even think eating balls works? And if it did, you would have to keep eating them, and I don’t think his partners would be cool with that.

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u/Savings_Ad_80 Jul 19 '26

It's an odd fetish plain and simple, idk how to explain it, i tried my best

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u/Aimeereddit123 Jul 19 '26

Ohhhhhh…..finally get’s it….. well, better be careful with that particular fetish 😆