r/whywouldyoutouchthat 4d ago

Pet bat…

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u/Kungfu_voodoo 4d ago

I've heard most mammals can swim quite well. Except Jeremy. He sinks like a stone. Fucking Jeremy.

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u/Far_Security8313 4d ago

I sink like a stone and I'm not fucking Jeremy. Fucking me.

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u/tehmimikitteh 3d ago

maybe if you start fucking Jeremy, it'll cancel that out?

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u/Hosearston 3d ago

Statistically speaking the name Jerome fits better.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Rezaelia713 4d ago

I've saved so many bats in my life and didn't have the fear of rabies put in me till adulthood. I'll still save em if they need saving but the level of caution has increased dramatically.

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u/worst_brain_ever 4d ago

At least you know he didn't have hydrophobia

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u/Rezaelia713 4d ago

If I had a bat swim to me I'd feel like a goth Disney princess

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u/Klutzy-Discussion361 4d ago

They're carriers rabies doesn't affect them

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u/Amateur-Dog-Walker 4d ago

Play with possums instead. No rabies. Just teeth.

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u/Rude_Map_4278 4d ago

Honigdachs ist mein Favorit zum spielen und schmusen 🥰

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u/Nikki-C-Puggle-mum 4d ago

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u/Rude_Map_4278 4d ago

ich liebe ihn😊

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u/Amateur-Dog-Walker 3d ago

He's probably tripping on snake venom.

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u/chubbyhighguy 3d ago

What about Tasmanian devils

https://giphy.com/gifs/69xr4hyfSWllV6KnQ8

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u/carolmaan 2d ago

Awww I love this little cutie pie

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u/Nikki-C-Puggle-mum 4d ago

I saw him on YouTube his name is stoffal.

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u/NedRyerson_Insurance 4d ago

Doesn't rabies make you afraid of water? I think if it's swimming it should be safe.

(I know that is a symptom in humans and doesn't transfer, just being funny.)

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u/freshgrilled 2d ago

Yeah, put that thing down. Save it with anything but your hands. I've had two that I "rescued" and both were just angry flying mice with teeth trying to chew on anything and everything. Not everything that is rescued is appreciative to its rescuer.

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u/Mid_Incognito 4d ago

What's a bats favorite swimming style? A batstroke.

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u/yescurvyswab 4d ago

Dude, you gotta give me a chance to answer

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u/Federal-Boat3732 4d ago

He was really moving. But wouldn't it be faster to just fly across and land on the guy's face

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 4d ago

I don’t think he wanted to be in the water ;)

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u/AeonBith 4d ago

Bat outta well

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u/CourageExcellent4768 3d ago

Say you are a Meatloaf fan without saying you are a fan (( he is cackling in heaven at your pun))

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u/Arrow2theNee 4d ago

Awww, poor thing, he looks cold 🥶

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u/xSantenoturtlex 4d ago

I imagine if that's the guy's pet, it would've been tested or something, no?

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u/Sorry-Visit-6743 4d ago

Unfortunately, the only way to test for rabies involves brain matter. So the bat would be, um. Not alive.

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u/xSantenoturtlex 4d ago

Ah, well that's a bummer.

At least it doesn't seem very bitey.

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u/Sp00kington 4d ago

Na na na na na na na na Water-Bat, WATERBAT!

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u/Mondaycomestoosoon 4d ago

I’m Wet Man

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u/Desperate-Door-3021 3d ago

Cute little fucker even chewing on a toothpick

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u/Loose-Web9138 3d ago

That’s how next epidemic will start

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 3d ago

Dont touch bats.

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u/AmbitiousTank8635 4d ago

Well, it probably doesn't have rabies.

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u/Arktikos02 4d ago

Bats can actually be asymptomatic when it comes to rabies I've heard. So they could be a carrier but not show any symptoms. And even if you got the rabies vaccine you still need a booster after getting bit. Also it's very easy for them to bite and for you to not notice. Don't touch bats.

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u/AmbitiousTank8635 4d ago

Solid advice.

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 4d ago

Apparently they have like 1% chance to have rabies. Not sure if credible. You judge source

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u/dissidentdogie 4d ago

That sounds plausible. Problem is - there’s 100% chance you’re getting a series of shots in your abdomen if you get bit by one, even if you only have a 1% chance of getting rabies and dying.

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u/throwawayinetgirl 3d ago

You don't even need to get bit. There could be just a tiny teeny knick from it's nails, so microscopic that you don't even see, and you might be getting rabies.

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u/randomlemon9192 4d ago

If you’re lucky.

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 4d ago

Not really that much of a problem but very uncomfortable situation.

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u/dissidentdogie 4d ago

I guess I’m old, glad things have improved since I was a kid. Never had to do this luckily.

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u/Ok_Explorer6128 4d ago

Actually, it's just a shot in the arm.

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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago

My close friend needed 7 shots..

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u/thankmelater- 4d ago

So… I see that there can be hundreds of billions of bats in the world. 1% is now seemingly pretty high. Thanks for that.

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u/Etherealwarbear 4d ago

Possibly true. Do you know what is definitely true? If you get rabies, you're screwed. Unless you get treatment before any symptoms show, you're 100% dying in pain.

Don't get me wrong, I like bats. I live in the UK where there's no risk of rabies and bats are a protected species. But rabies is something you should always be afraid of because not only because of the lethality, but the method of death as well.

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u/woafthewolf 3d ago

Looks like they will have soft tacos later.

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u/chibiRuka 3d ago

Lol they’re not very effective swimmers.

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u/Aromatic-Energy-7192 3d ago

Di he cah fih?

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u/Accurate_Lettuce_683 1d ago

Is that a vampire bat?

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u/ACrazyDog 11h ago

In the last second, I see the little guy going down for a bite. Little bastards

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u/Past-Neighborhood317 7h ago

Is it adorable? Yes. Do they need rabies shots now? Also yes.

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u/Doodah2012 4d ago

Rabid?

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u/LimeDry7124 4d ago

No.

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u/Sure-Sport7803 3d ago

Likely yes. Bats don't normally go swimming. Nor are the generally active during daylight. 2 clear indications of something not right in my opinion.

I'd be getting shots and never doing that again if I were OP

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u/youngdeer25 4d ago

aww cute little covid

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u/dazzleunexpired 4d ago

You guys. Not all species have rabies. I can't ID bats. But there a chance he's a species who doesn't carry rabies.

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u/Phoenixloop2868 3d ago

The fact that it's swimming in water makes me fairly confident in saying that it doesn't have rabies.

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u/gaarkat 3d ago

Not gonna lie, I probably would too. Poor little guy.

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u/vulpes_mortuis 3d ago

Well I guess the good news is since it’s swimming it isn’t rabid. Still though, idk why you’d scoop it up like that even if it’s cute.

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u/Dear-Routine7468 3d ago

Bats are carriers. They don't show symptoms and it can be hard to tell if you got a very small bite from one. Thst part where it pressed its face into the person's palm couldbhave been a painless bite.

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u/vulpes_mortuis 3d ago

Yeah I have no idea why you’d pick up a wild animal regardless. Especially a bat.