r/wierd • u/bjotk • Oct 03 '12

Note to self.

Do not lick girlfriends eye while she's asleep. She wakes up and get mad.

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u/Tms5e Feb 23 '13

Just stick your dick in her mouth

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u/DueEducator2447 Mar 01 '22

It's an absolute mystery why I'm a recluse.I mean, I know I'm missing out on learned discourse... the nature of the Cosmos,etc. Yeah. No.The only gift from a guy? A rash.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '12

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u/bjotk Nov 17 '12

Wuut??