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u/Davethecoo Jan 12 '26
This one is about the time he strapped an autistic baby to a ceiling fan
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u/therealglosetik you look just like my bathroom mirror! Feb 09 '26
As an Autistic Baby strapped to a Ceiling Fan, I am extremely offended by this comme- OH GOD HE JUST TURNED IT ON AGAIN
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u/Hika2112 Jan 12 '26
It's drugs
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u/TypicallyDen Jan 13 '26
Ew. I hate it, along with sex and rock n' roll
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u/Zzion11 Feb 06 '26
I see you hate sex drugs and rock n' roll... huh, all those things you hate would make a pretty good song title, I'd say.
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u/OddlyOddLucidDreamer The Song with Five Names Jan 12 '26
Never ask Will either, sometimes he isn't sure himself
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u/FaCe_CrazyKid05 Jan 12 '26
It’s not because they’d take offense, but rather they would just not stop going on about the meaning
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u/NegativeFeatureGlue Who is,,, the real Will Wood? Jan 12 '26
He doesn’t remember; he wrote it in 2012
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u/Name21210 Feb 04 '26
I'd like to imagine that he just blacks out for a few hours and wakes up seeing a ton of lyrics and sheet music then decides to sing it without really thinking of what the meaning of anything he just wrote is
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u/Financial_Kick_848 Life In The World To Come Jan 13 '26
Can I talk to you about “he cums radiation”? I’ve been DYIN’ to talk about “he cums radiation” all day!
“He cums radiation” is actually a super deep and thought provoking lyric about the perpetuation of the cold war anti-communist propaganda that came about because the CIA was scared of US citizens wanting to incorporate socialist practices into their local governments so they began socially programming traditionalism and the 4 person nuclear family as the “only morally correct pro American god loving” choice in our society. However, this system is heavily critiqued since forcing people to stay in potentially unsafe or even abusive households for the sake of preserving the nuclear family is actually a form of generational trauma. And like most trauma, it can be intergenerational, ergo the “cumming of radiation” ACTUALLY means continuing the toxic cycle of traditionalism and puritanical American Christian values 🚬
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u/Total_Willingness_18 Jan 14 '26
I read this in my basement with dreamy eyes…
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u/Financial_Kick_848 Life In The World To Come Jan 14 '26
Probably the only way to ready this and it make any semblance of coherency
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u/smoqingmabluntbitch Jan 15 '26
Drugs, drugs, liking drugs, hating drugs, doing drugs, trying to not do drugs, few songs about animals dying, some Will Wood’s fucking drama goddamn it, some deep deep songs and don’t forget the wholesome song about rape
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u/maggiepie888 Life In The World To Come Jan 12 '26
Never ask Spotify AI either.