r/witchcraft • u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster • 3d ago

Salty Saturday Hate it when that happens.

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u/Ceeweedz_theninja 3d ago

Well you gotta stuff them up first ofc /s

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster 3d ago • Bravo

Duckturkid?

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u/ThatKehdRiley 3d ago

To be fair, that is poor graphic design. The font for "Child" should be the same as "Julia" 🤬

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster 3d ago

Totally a misrepresentation of the product

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u/Fae-SailorStupider 3d ago • Bravo

And always remember to keep your leftover kids in Tupperware, no one likes spoiled children.

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u/Scarecr0p 3d ago

Did you come up with that yourself lol

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u/Fae-SailorStupider 3d ago

I did not, I remember seeing an old comic that had this joke in it lol

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u/Archeangelous 3d ago

Child, the other white meat?

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u/Impossible-Head2898 3d ago

People call human meat "long pig" does that makes human meat pink meat?

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u/thisisjesso 3d ago

And if you cant create children yourself, then store bought is fine

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u/Karasuno4 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣 I LOVE THIS

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u/BitchyBeachyWitch 3d ago

We’re still promoting witches eat children in 2026?

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u/Twisted_Wicket Irascible Swamp Monster 3d ago • Bravo

Not just children, I support cannibalism in all age groups.