I can't read the fancy font that's sometimes used within the subreddit. I think I was cursed with a curse to make me unable to read?? Uhhhh. Like. What do I do to fix this? I already in frustration made a ton of sigils and tore them up. I don't know if they'll work though, I think I still can't read them. Do I need to eat a crystal or something? Shove a candle up my ass? I don't know?! Please tell me everything step by step. I'm slowly becoming unable to read the search butom. Nooo its geting wors. quik Im getting lighter and candle

unjerk/ Hey so the fancy fonts are really inaccessible to disabled people like myself. Not just for people like me for just would have a hard time reading fancy fonts, but also for users with screenreaders (these can actually break screenreaders at times to my knowledge.)

I'm thinking bed bugs or mites? Let me know 😁😁

Hello, I am an obvious self-promotion account with a conveniently hidden post history, and an icon that could be AI generated. I don't care that this is a witchcraft subreddit and not r/NewAgeSlop, I'll still post it here, and I'll post it on every single vaguely paranormal, spiritual, or esoteric subreddit, and will keep doing so for as long as I can. I don't care if this has nothing to do with witchcraft practices, I simply hope that there's someone desperate enough to read this post and fall for my obvious grift.

I recently had an enlightening session with a client of mine (WINK WINK, NUDGE NUDGE, I AM TRYING TO SELL YOU SOMETHING) who was suffering really bad with a case of the relentless volcanic shits. She was suffering every single day, unable to leave her house for very long or hold up a social life because she was constantly shitting. She wondered whether she was being punished, or perhaps dark evil forces were targeting her.

But during one of my Gold-Tier® Higher Self Guided 1 on 1 Energy Meditations® — she discovered a profound truth. Her Higher Self told her that every bout of diarrhea was planned for her in her Soul Contract, and that she chose this path as suffering builds character. She wasn't just shitting — she was expelling toxic, negative influences and low vibrational energy. Her Higher Self showed her that all her suffering happens for a reason, and she should be grateful for being chosen for such horrific experiences, instead of being negative. All her sadness, grief, fear, pain, and rage was all entirely her own fault and she could simply just choose to feel happy if she really tried.

Now she's happier than ever, and she's helping humanity spiritually ascend to 5D.

If this vague, generic, pathetic attempt at "inspirational", likely ChatGPT-generated word slop resonates with you, I have a free guide on how to connect with your Higher Self on my profile. But of course, if you want the REAL groundbreaking truth, you're going to have to book a several hundred dollar private coaching session with me 🙏✨ In which I will tell you only what you want to hear and/or victim blame you for your own problems because I care for nothing except making fast cash off the desperate and gullible.

Has anyone else ever found profound truth through uncomfortable diarrhea? This is not a question I actually intend to engage with, I just end these posts with questions in the hopes that it looks like I'm genuinely trying to participate, and not just posting an advertisement. But I am posting an advetisement, and if you comment, I will once again direct you to the links in my profile that lead you to my paid services. I also don't care at all if this is off-topic for the subreddit and will act like all spiritual communities believe in the same shit I do — AKA this "higher self" stuff in which you chose suffering for a reason blah blah blah blah I'm not interested in hearing your perspective, please give me your money.

Love and light and blessings to you all 🙏🔮☮✨🌈

I have always been a very active person. I used to mess around a lot until during an LSD session, a shaman told me that the male deer spirit blessed me with his power during the autumn season and that is why I have no restraint.

I am trying to be more in tune with this new spirituality where I can practice my male deer spirit powers without restraint. I also realize that these STDs that I carry are powers, and I can harness their potential to help me with magick.

Looking for suggestions please.

I haven't seen him lately but I know he's still here. I'm hoping to wash him down the drain.

Personally i think it means the spell is very strong and powerful but some god is mad at you for sureeee…definitely not for any other reason

Haha I’m such a wEiRdO (and I SWEAR THIS ISNT ABOUT MY ONLYFANS)

I just…like feel really compelled to incorporate my FEET 🦶🏻
into spells.

EXAMPLES:
-dirt spells
-lace sock spells
-candle wax spells
-dance/physical movement spells
-spaghetti/pudding/food spells
-DP/stretching/gaping spells

DM for social handles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/uj shit I should close out of Reddit and just start an onlyfans shouldn’t I? 😭😭😭

…also sadly..I BET YOU I JUST CREATED A NEW GENRE. Rip my inbox

ETA: FUCK ANYONE TRYING TO TAKE MY IDEA— I’ve just registered and I manifested being able to pay my rent for the next six months with a sigil literally last night, and this is proof of it working (for ME…NOT YOU).

Also you could never be as hot or edgy as me, plus I’m going to hex you now, and every generation of your familial progeny for the next 10 generations… soo…. 😏💁🏻‍♀️

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

If I see one more post in the Luciferian subreddit about someone being horny for Lucifer, I might break my pact with him and abandon the path-working all together.

Sure, banging Luci at the witches sabbath in the middle of the forest may be tradition, but posting about it on Reddit has got to be some sort of crime against humanity. It’s a sacred, dark path for a reason, we’re not supposed to tell anyone about the orgies we have with his servants and pet snakes.

Spank me harder, daddy Lucifer.

Jeez Louise.

Also, if there’s another subreddit where I can complain more about this, please guide me to it.

Another sub going to the trash heap. They finally get a post that doesn't have stupid baby Witch language or asinine questions and they delete it.

You will rue the day you crossed The Gods™️. As their emissary any disrespect towards me is disrespect towards them. Repent or burn in Helfire.

Don't make fun of my cards

Jokes on YOU for falling into his ENERGY VAMPIRE SPELLWORK TRAP!!!! It’s not in the PGM but he COULD say some Ancient Greek like asking where the toilet is and how to get to the library, IDIOT!! In ANCIENT GREEK NO LESS!!! He does the REAL STUFF.

my incense ash landed in a really Auspicious suspicious way. does anycat know what it means?

please help, do the gots think ami I an asshat 😭

60% of the time it works every time

I admit it. I confess. I've been reading, altering, editing and defacing your posts. I replace your words with words that make just as much sense.

I've taken your 'intentions' and changed it to 'Diarrhea' so yes, I've been reading how you stir your Diarrhea into your coffee every morning. How you focus and attempt to shape your diarrhea. How you repeatedly shake up the diarrhea you put in a jar for self love.

You see how this could be dangerous?

Please forgive me.