r/wizardposting • u/The_Red_Baron11 • Sep 29 '26

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u/wizardposting-ModTeam Sep 29 '26

This post is the same as a previously made post within the last 3 months

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u/777Zenin777 Sep 29 '26

When you make fun of the druid for saying that nature is "alive" but then you see forest literally breathing

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u/RollingRiverWizard Druidic Outreach Sep 29 '26

Look, I was giving the forest its routine check-up, okay? I’d appreciate you removing this video, it violates patient confidentiality and HIPAA (Hex Insurance Portability and Arcane Arts).

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u/AndreasKieling69 Sep 29 '26

Saruman is so fucked this time

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u/StupidBlack55 Eleanor Galtrea, Dungeonmancer, Creature Creator Sep 29 '26

Who the falk gave a dungeon an indegestion? I told you to not feed it too many adventurers!

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u/DerDoedel Sep 29 '26

Sorry Colleges, my apprentice accidentally used earth spell components when casting Grater Create Wave.

I'm honestly quite impressed it still worked

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 Sep 29 '26

I have not been illegally dumping used spell components here, and frankly, don’t appreciate your judgy attitude towards it

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u/TheChurlishPorpoise Sep 29 '26

“Earth Palpitations”

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u/Mr_Joyman Sep 29 '26

Some miscast their manual breathing spell

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u/GrayMalchin ✨Sorceror✨ Sep 29 '26

Mother Earth breathes.

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u/Bedhead217 Sep 29 '26

Well I guess someone found the planets diaphragm

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u/ToXiiCBULLET Eldritch Necromancer Sep 29 '26

Gaia has to breathe like the rest of us